Wednesday, November 18, 2009
My Science Project
1. AoM's kid spends a lot of time in the principal's office.
2. "What? I lost to the Smell My Farts kid? F Affirmative Action!"
3. Billy won first prize for being smart enough to preempt Barney Frank's busy, busy hands.
4. "I got the idea when Mrs. LaTourneau asked me to help with her breast exam."
5. And the number one reason there aren't more women in science...
Best of blue
I'm glad I live in the cornbelt..my cousin in SF had to do a study on dicks
Best of Matt the K
Always the smartass, Billy wrote only "YOUR MOM" in the folder marked 'Findings'.
Best of Steve O
Quinn likes to explain how he got his pictures to stick to the posterboard without using any tape.
Best of Oiao
The 21st Century version Doogie Howser, just prior to starting his highly profitable Vegas breast augmentation practice......
Best of Unscrupulous
Anyone stupid enough to open the "Findings" binder deserves what they get.