Friday, November 06, 2009

Mom, the Hippo Is Blocking the TV Again


1. I CAN HAS ROSIE ODONNELL JOKES?

2. "It's gigantic and obvious, but no one wants to talk about it; but enough about the Obama deficit."

3. "I feel like I should say something about its weight, but that would be hippo-critical."

4. "Sorry, lady. Thursday was seven hours and about 800 lbs ago."

5. Kirstie Ally Cat.

Best of dadoctah
"Do *you* want to call Orkin, or shall I?"

Best of metalgarth
Hungry, Hungry Hippos UR DOIN' KWITE WELL AXUALLY

Best of metalgarth
LOLCATS present "Return of the Jedi"

Best of dadoctah
When even the cat couldn't stop staring, David Hasselhoff knew it was time to seek help.

Best of Adriane
I got mine! What did you want for Christmas?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Elwood Ditmyer learned a very important lesson... never buy a "pedigree" pet from an unlicensed potbellied pig mill.

Best of trollcrusher
'Ow to speak Australian: GUARD DOG.

Best of Steve O
"Pounce? Don't pounce?
Don't pounce? Pounce?
Hmmm."

Best of Matt the K
The Joneses are so damn pretentious. Why can't they just have a normal coffee table like the rest of us??

22 comments:

Oiao said...

Ignore the hippo in the room, it's the cat that worries me.

GregMan said...

Toonces ponders his next meal.

GregMan said...

"It followed me home, Mom, can I keep it?"

Silhouette said...

ORA - Yoooour backyard friends, the Backyardigans

dadoctah said...

"Do *you* want to call Orkin, or shall I?"

metalgarth said...

Hungry, Hungry Hippos UR DOIN' KWITE WELL AXUALLY

metalgarth said...

LOLCATS present "Return of the Jedi"

Jay Guevara said...

Secret Service retirements exploded when Michelle took up nude sunbathing.

dadoctah said...

When even the cat couldn't stop staring, David Hasselhoff knew it was time to seek help.

Adriane said...

I got mine! What did you want for Christmas?

trollcrusher said...

"When Hippos Come Home To Roost" on the next episode of "The View".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Cat Thawtbubble - Sure, I missed the litter box... but that one was not going to wait! Now, where's the Preparation H?

-OR-

Elwood Ditmyer learned a very important lesson... never buy a "pedigree" pet from an unlicensed potbellied pig mill.

-OR-

After getting a free H1N1 vaccination, couch potato Amos Blunt spontaneously turns into a giant larva... next episode of Fringe!

-OR-

Realism's all well and good, but shoppers unanimously agree Ethan Allen's Serengeti Waterhole line takes things a bit too far.

molson said...

Wow that is one ugly dog.

dadoctah said...

"Okay, who's the smartass that invited Andrew Zimmern over to shoot an episode?"

trollcrusher said...

Your choice V ...


'Ow to speak Australian: GUARD HIPPO.

-or-

'Ow to speak Australian: GUARD DOG.

trollcrusher said...

We've secretly replaced this kitten's milkbowl with a sub-Saharan hippo who is just now shaking off the effects of anesthesia following his castration procedure. Let's see if the furball notices ...

dub said...

In a rarely seen photo, Michelle Obama relaxes on the back veranda of the Black House.

Steve O said...

Kitty thought bubble:

"Pounce? Don't pounce?
Don't pounce? Pounce?
Hmmm."

trollcrusher said...

Hat tip to dub ... "Black House". Good to see ya back. ;-)

Matt the K said...

The Joneses are so damn pretentious. Why can't they just have a normal coffee table like the rest of us??

blue said...

Hippo - the other cat food - tastes just like chicken!

mega said...

OK, fine, so they have a new set. But where's Elizabeth, Barbara, Sherri and Whoopi?