Thursday, November 19, 2009

Lt. Major Rack



Best of dadoctah
My favorite thing about Julia is that when you ask her for directions, she points without using her hands.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Weird Science - Pt 2... Nerds All Growed Up"
Two bored NOAA meteorologists are testing weather balloons. One is struck by lightning, and the audience endures 109 minutes of gratuitous sexual inuendo.

Best of blue
"I rob banks, and since no one looks at my face, I've never been caught!"

Best of eat me
But Sarge, I am wearing the army issued minimizer!

Best of Matt the K
Cher...you're 73 now...enough's ENOUGH!!!

Best of Submariner
Have you seen my partner; Lt. Major Wood?

Best of Rodney Dill
OK, so they're a little bigger than Obama and Biden.

21 comments:

Oiao said...

She appears to have the qualifications to also hold two fish.

blue said...

"mu goal in life is to be the subject of a science fair project"

jeff said...

When the dog tags are inside the shirt... I bet they don't rattle.

dadoctah said...

My favorite thing about Julia is that when you ask her for directions, she points without using her hands.

Submariner said...

Yessir, Subby; you asked for a personal floatation device?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

World Soccer Federation reports soccer ball smuggling is up a whopping 155% due to the prolonged economic depression. Stadium guards are on alert for anyone claiming "they're real and they're spectacular!"

-OR-

Now we know where the soccer ball the girl on her knees lost (last photo) landed.

-OR-

Lieutenant Sandy "Headlights" McGill never noticed the irony of rubber-edged dog tags.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The base psychiatrist was at a loss to explain why all the men in Lt. Ward's platoon complained of frequent nightmares involving Patrick McGoohan being smothered on a lonely stretch of beach.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Weird Science - Pt 2... Nerds All Growed Up"
Two bored NOAA meteorologists are testing weather balloons. One is struck by lightning, and the audience endures 109 minutes of gratuitous sexual inuendo.

-OR-

An unrepentant highschooler brings a life-size model to next year's science fair, his project renamed:
"TEATS - Hiding in Plain Sight

-OR-

Every night as she removed her custom back brace, Samantha counted her lucky stars for marrying a civil engineer.

Submariner said...

I'll see your Zagnut and raise you two Mounds...

Submariner said...

She can't sing or dance, but I'll give her an 11 based on what she CAN do.

blue said...

Bonnie said "I rob banks, and since no one looks at my face, I've never been caught!"

eat me said...

but Sarge, I am wearing the army issued minimizer!

Oiao said...

Her Secret Weapon; Being ballistically and aerodynamically sound while still being 20 mile per hour impact resistant in a front end engagement.

Or..

The Soldiers never missed a practice session of 'movement to contact’ drills with Lt Major Rack.

jeff said...

Eli suddenly realized that there was something missing with Chloe... and if she wanted her lieutenant, he was going to try for one of his own.

Matt the K said...

Cher...you're 73 now...enough's ENOUGH!!!

Submariner said...

Have you seen my partner; Major Wood?

Anonymous said...

Submariner gets earns the Gold Standard on that last one.....

Rodney Dill said...

Greater levitation powers than a boy floating in a chair.

Rodney Dill said...

OK, so they're a little bigger than Obama and Biden.

Steve O said...

Doggystyle tags.
Appropriate.

Steve O said...

Soldier! Drop and give me two!