1. "Darn it all to heck! I pay you guys to keep the zombies away from me!"
2. "Who let the dogs out?" Sarah Palin wasn't singing, she had just noticed that Andrea Mitchell and Meredith Viera were in the house.
3."Oh, I don't think about it much, but I guess if two fellas did wanna have sex, it would work kinda like this..."
4. "I can tell by the goo in her hair that Ms. Mitchall has just scored another interview with Barack Obama."
5. "Is that the stink of death on you, Andrea? Or just MSNBC's ratings?"
Best of Passionate Conservative
See Andrea Mitchell. See Andrea Mitchell cop a feel. Feel Andrea Feel. See Rachel Maddow go ballistic.
Can you say ballistic? I knew you could!
Best of prince of leaves
"Oh, there goes that Andrea, wearing the same outfit as me again! I hear M'Chel has the same trouble with dominatrixes and old sofas.
Best of Adriane
Oh Lord, M. Night Shyamalan filming funeral sequences again.
Best of dadoctah
"For your own safety, ma'am, please do not look directly at Her Palincy."