Saturday, November 21, 2009

A Low Hanging Slow Pitch

Weasel Zippers

1. "Darn it all to heck! I pay you guys to keep the zombies away from me!"

2. "Who let the dogs out?" Sarah Palin wasn't singing, she had just noticed that Andrea Mitchell and Meredith Viera were in the house.

3."Oh, I don't think about it much, but I guess if two fellas did wanna have sex, it would work kinda like this..."

4. "I can tell by the goo in her hair that Ms. Mitchall has just scored another interview with Barack Obama."

5. "Is that the stink of death on you, Andrea? Or just MSNBC's ratings?"

Best of Passionate Conservative
See Andrea Mitchell. See Andrea Mitchell cop a feel. Feel Andrea Feel. See Rachel Maddow go ballistic.
Can you say ballistic? I knew you could!

Best of prince of leaves
"Oh, there goes that Andrea, wearing the same outfit as me again! I hear M'Chel has the same trouble with dominatrixes and old sofas.

Best of Adriane
Oh Lord, M. Night Shyamalan filming funeral sequences again.

Best of dadoctah
"For your own safety, ma'am, please do not look directly at Her Palincy."

16 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

See Andrea Mitchell. See Andrea Mitchell cop a feel. Feel Andrea Feel. See Rachel Maddow go ballistic.

Can you say ballistic? I knew you could!

Oiao said...

Sarah to the FOX News Reporter: "See, their hate for me is the only thing keeping thier shitty cable ratings from being 0."

Rodney Dill said...

"Don't Tina Fey's me bro."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh yah, Katie revealed that I don't read much. BFD Where's Katie's ambush interview of this one's hubby? Alan couldn't read a balance sheet, see that WE'RE BROKE and out the criminal spendthrifts in congress, fat cat bankers and wall street gamblers responsible!

prince of leaves said...

"Hah, and you all thought that Hillary Clinton's was huge? Andrea's takes *two cops* to hold down whenever she gets near me!"

prince of leaves said...

"Oh, there goes that Andrea, wearing the same outfit as me again! I hear M'Chel has the same trouble with dominatrixes and old sofas.

prince of leaves said...

"Hey, look, everybody! Andrea's wearing Levi's!"

blue said...

I see London, I see France, Anderea wears granny underpants.....

eat me said...

talk about a Black Friday Special...Here's Andrea

Arcticman Speaks! said...

"I look to my left
And what do I see?
A MSM Ho
Just a staring at me!

John.....just John said...

So help me God. She has a penis.

Adriane said...

Oh Lord, M. Night Shyamalan filming funeral sequences again.

Army of Dad said...

"If you want an interview now you best bow down beatch!"

dadoctah said...

"For your own safety, ma'am, please do not look directly at Her Palincy."

dadoctah said...

It's always a little tense whenever you get Team Edward and Team Jacob in the same room.

wv: caltris. When osteoporosis threatens.

molson said...

Give us a meow, then let the cat fight begin.