Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Levity


1. Now, that's a fart.

2. Light in his loafers ... all time champion.

3. La-Z-Boy presents a chair stuffed with the contents of Levi Johnston's head.

4. "Ma! The aliens are abducting me again!"

5. "Dammit, Yoda, put me down. I'm sorry I said you looked like a green turd."

Best of Submariner
Now ist der time at Schprockets vhen ve levitate...

Best of Matt the K
Today, Blown-Away Memorex guy couldn't be more proud of little Blown-Away Jr.

Best of molson
Now to just stick the landing.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Simon was deep in denial, but he couldn't ignore the 800-lb invisible gorilla in the room forever.

Best of Adriane
I'm sorry Mr. Lee, but remaking The X-Men while channeling Ingmar Bergman does not exactly meet our criteria for 'Best Foreign Film' ...

Best of mega
Balloon boy then settled into a life outside the public eye.

Best of dadoctah
Greendale Middle School put up a statue to commemorate the honor student who died before graduation. When funds become available, they're going to put a column under it.

19 comments:

Submariner said...

Now ist der time at Schprockets vhen ve levitate...

Submariner said...

I'm not sayin' that pirate hooker's smelly, but this chair? It's floating on pure funk...

Matt the K said...

Today, Blown-Away Memorex guy couldn't be more proud of little Blown-Away Jr.

Submariner said...

A few parsecs later, the "greys" got Andy Sullivan started on his life-long obsession with anal probes.

molson said...

Now to just stick the landing.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Simon was deep in denial, but he couldn't ignore the 800-lb invisible gorilla in the room forever.

-OR-

A loud crack, a sudden whoosh and in that split second before amateur home remodeler Greg plunged to his death in the newly finished basement, he allowed that maybe his father-in-law was right about that being a load bearing wall.

dadoctah said...

"If Dad asks, I'm hiding in a box in the attic, 'kay?"

dadoctah said...

Researchers are at a loss to explain the mysterious rain of Cheetos over Nevada.

Adriane said...

I'm sorry Mr. Lee, but remaking The X-Men while channeling Ingmar Bergman does not exactly meet our criteria for 'Best Foreign Film' ...

Steve O said...

Even the CHAIR looks gay.

Oiao said...

The Obama Administration presents this photo as proof of 4 jobs being created or saved; the 4 invisible Circus Dwarfs holding up the chair of course!

Oiao said...

What the Obama Administration's new budget for NASA will buy.

Carpe Plogiston said...

Last recognizable picture of future Darwin Award winner, Skippy Pemfrink... immediately before he proved the old maxim, "it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop."

-OR-

In the old days, we tossed eggs swaddled in various shock absorbing materials off rooftops during physics class. As realists dismantled liberal mainstreaming programs in the face of hyperinflation, slow kids became a cost-effective substitute.

blue said...

in a high pitched voice, He said "Wow, helium chairs are fun"

blue said...

in a high pitched voice, He said "Wow, helium chairs are fun"

mega said...

Balloon boy then settled into a life outside the public eye.

dadoctah said...

BUSING. UR DOIN IT RONG.

dadoctah said...

Greendale Middle School put up a statue to commemorate the honor student who died before graduation.

When funds become available, they're going to put a column under it.

mega said...

FOXNews reports: Republican Able To Levitate Chair!

Oh wait, the footage was photoshopped.

It's actually a guy sitting in a lawnchair on his deck. From 1961.

Hey Fox, Fix The F'ing Problem before you make us all look like f'ing f'ing fools. Thank you.