Saturday, November 07, 2009

Last Saturday with Metalgarth

Metalgarth

1. "Give it up, Garth. You'll never live like the common people do."

2. "Naw, I'm into green chicks with big honkers. It's Obi-Wan who likes rough trade."

3. "No! Wrong! Do the jazz hands right, or I will kill you!"

4. "Dammit, what have you done with the rest of my bricks?"

5. Kirk and Obi-Wan had never heard of the KISS Army. They just hated mimes.

Wicked Best of Viking04
What happens when Vladimir Putin crashes your Halloween party stays at the party.

Best of dadoctah
Live-action "Family Guy" cutaway gag #703.

Best of metalgarth
Kirk and Obi Wan could never deal with the fact that "Kiss Meets the Phantom of The Park" was slightly less awful than the entire Prequel Trilogy and Star Treks 1,3,5,6,7....

Best of steve o
In this mashup of Star Trek, Miami Vice, Star Wars, Kiss Reunion tour, everybody in the audience loses $7.

Best of Matt the K
Is this an outtake from Part II of Mel Brooks' "Jews in Space"?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Wait!... If that's your light saber up by my neck then what's... AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Please don't shoot, I'm not the one that sang Beth, honest."

Best of Vinnie Vincent
Can you honestly qeustion my decision to quit Kiss after the Lick it Up tour now?

Best of mega
As per instructions from Holden and Napolitano, the courtroom re-enactment of the Ft. Hood massacre avoided anything having to do with Islam.

Best of Submariner
You.See.FOUR.Lights.

33 comments:

Viking04 said...

What happens when Vladimir Putin crashes your Halloween party stays at the party.

V the K said...

LOL viking.

dadoctah said...

Live-action "Family Guy" cutaway gag #703.

metalgarth said...

Kirk and Obi Wan could never deal with the fact that "Kiss Meets the Phantom of The Park" was slightly less awful than the entire Prequel Trilogy and Star Treks 1,3,5,6,7....

steve o said...

In this mashup of Star Trek, Miami Vice, Star Wars, Kiss Reunion tour, everybody in the audience loses $7.

blue said...

finally, someone is harassed fro appearing in "white face"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Beth!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

How come Cap'n Kirk always gets to steal a kiss?

Matt the K said...

Set phasers to'Ghey'.

Matt the K said...

Is this an outtake from Part II of Mel Brooks' "Jews in Space"?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"NOW do you understand?... We don't CARE if you want to rock and roll all night... STFU!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't know how Star Wars fanboys will react to Vin Diesel as Obi Wan.

Matt the K said...

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, its payback time for "I Was Made For Lovin' You".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Set phasers on "ridicule".

Matt the K said...

"KISS Meets The Phantom of the Dorks"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Wait!... If that's your light saber up by my neck then what's... AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Please don't shoot, I'm not the one that sang Beth, honest."

Gene Simmons said...

In this mashup of Star Trek, Miami Vice, Star Wars, Kiss Reunion tour, everybody in the audience loses $7.

Actually It's closer to $70.00

Gene Simmons said...

And you thought my version of "When You WIsh Upon A Star" stunk.

Gene Simmons said...

you know, that wig looks better than 90% of the ones I wear these days

Gene Simmons said...

man, and I thought I had seen all the low budget Kiss tribute bands over the years

Vinnie Vincent said...

Can you honestly qeustion my decision to quit Kiss after the Lick it Up tour now?

Mark St. John said...

This is the REAL reason I quit after only one album.

Matt the K said...

"Don't phase me, bro!"

Ace Frehley said...

"Aaaack!!"

molson said...

You use hair product!? That's it maggot, you're going down.

dadoctah said...

Obviously, not everyone has heeded the words of the *real* William Shatner on SNL.

Matt the K said...

What do you mean 'last Saturday' with Metalgarth? This is EVERY Saturday with Metalgarth.

mega said...

As per instructions from Holden and Napolitano, the courtroom re-enactment of the Ft. Hood massacre avoided anything having to do with Islam.

mega said...

Sadly, the "real" James Kirk was a small, balding man who was quick with a phaser in situations that called for calm-headed leadership.

Submariner said...

You.See.FOUR.Lights.

Unscrupulous said...

Pa%l Stan%#y... PHul S*anle@... PauP Danley... "Shit, this label maker is impossible!!! Now, I'll never remember which one you are."

Submariner said...

Putin on the hitz...