1. "Give it up, Garth. You'll never live like the common people do."
2. "Naw, I'm into green chicks with big honkers. It's Obi-Wan who likes rough trade."
3. "No! Wrong! Do the jazz hands right, or I will kill you!"
4. "Dammit, what have you done with the rest of my bricks?"
5. Kirk and Obi-Wan had never heard of the KISS Army. They just hated mimes.
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What happens when Vladimir Putin crashes your Halloween party stays at the party.
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Live-action "Family Guy" cutaway gag #703.
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In this mashup of Star Trek, Miami Vice, Star Wars, Kiss Reunion tour, everybody in the audience loses $7.
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Is this an outtake from Part II of Mel Brooks' "Jews in Space"?
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Can you honestly qeustion my decision to quit Kiss after the Lick it Up tour now?
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As per instructions from Holden and Napolitano, the courtroom re-enactment of the Ft. Hood massacre avoided anything having to do with Islam.
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