1. "Give it up, Garth. You'll never live like the common people do."
2. "Naw, I'm into green chicks with big honkers. It's Obi-Wan who likes rough trade."
3. "No! Wrong! Do the jazz hands right, or I will kill you!"
4. "Dammit, what have you done with the rest of my bricks?"
5. Kirk and Obi-Wan had never heard of the KISS Army. They just hated mimes.
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What happens when Vladimir Putin crashes your Halloween party stays at the party.
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Live-action "Family Guy" cutaway gag #703.
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Kirk and Obi Wan could never deal with the fact that "Kiss Meets the Phantom of The Park" was slightly less awful than the entire Prequel Trilogy and Star Treks 1,3,5,6,7....
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In this mashup of Star Trek, Miami Vice, Star Wars, Kiss Reunion tour, everybody in the audience loses $7.
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Is this an outtake from Part II of Mel Brooks' "Jews in Space"?
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"Wait!... If that's your light saber up by my neck then what's... AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Please don't shoot, I'm not the one that sang Beth, honest."
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Can you honestly qeustion my decision to quit Kiss after the Lick it Up tour now?
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As per instructions from Holden and Napolitano, the courtroom re-enactment of the Ft. Hood massacre avoided anything having to do with Islam.
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You.See.FOUR.Lights.
33 comments:
What happens when Vladimir Putin crashes your Halloween party stays at the party.
LOL viking.
Live-action "Family Guy" cutaway gag #703.
Kirk and Obi Wan could never deal with the fact that "Kiss Meets the Phantom of The Park" was slightly less awful than the entire Prequel Trilogy and Star Treks 1,3,5,6,7....
In this mashup of Star Trek, Miami Vice, Star Wars, Kiss Reunion tour, everybody in the audience loses $7.
finally, someone is harassed fro appearing in "white face"
"Beth!"
How come Cap'n Kirk always gets to steal a kiss?
Set phasers to'Ghey'.
Is this an outtake from Part II of Mel Brooks' "Jews in Space"?
"NOW do you understand?... We don't CARE if you want to rock and roll all night... STFU!"
I don't know how Star Wars fanboys will react to Vin Diesel as Obi Wan.
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, its payback time for "I Was Made For Lovin' You".
Set phasers on "ridicule".
"KISS Meets The Phantom of the Dorks"
"Wait!... If that's your light saber up by my neck then what's... AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Please don't shoot, I'm not the one that sang Beth, honest."
In this mashup of Star Trek, Miami Vice, Star Wars, Kiss Reunion tour, everybody in the audience loses $7.
Actually It's closer to $70.00
And you thought my version of "When You WIsh Upon A Star" stunk.
you know, that wig looks better than 90% of the ones I wear these days
man, and I thought I had seen all the low budget Kiss tribute bands over the years
Can you honestly qeustion my decision to quit Kiss after the Lick it Up tour now?
This is the REAL reason I quit after only one album.
"Don't phase me, bro!"
"Aaaack!!"
You use hair product!? That's it maggot, you're going down.
Obviously, not everyone has heeded the words of the *real* William Shatner on SNL.
What do you mean 'last Saturday' with Metalgarth? This is EVERY Saturday with Metalgarth.
As per instructions from Holden and Napolitano, the courtroom re-enactment of the Ft. Hood massacre avoided anything having to do with Islam.
Sadly, the "real" James Kirk was a small, balding man who was quick with a phaser in situations that called for calm-headed leadership.
You.See.FOUR.Lights.
Pa%l Stan%#y... PHul S*anle@... PauP Danley... "Shit, this label maker is impossible!!! Now, I'll never remember which one you are."
Putin on the hitz...
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