Monday, November 16, 2009

Klingons Got No Freakin' Class


1. "Why am I wearing quilted surgical scrubs and Starfleet boots to a Memorial service? Because I loaned my flaming pink "f-ck-me" pumps to Barney Frank, that's why."

2. "Don't you criticize my fashion sense you chalk-faced whore!"

3. Illustration from the forthcoming children's book The Empress Has a Steel-Belted Radial Tire Around Her Chest.

4. The Obama Economic Team insisted the weather was sunny and clear, with highs in the low 70's.

5. "It's rainin' men... Allah Akbar... it's rain me-e-n..."

Best of eat me
Did I marry up or what?

Best of Jay Guevara
"I bet that Motel 6 on the South Side is still wondering what happened to the curtains in that room."

Best of Adriane
I think this photo makes it easy to see why so many people thought a kid really could be stuck up in there ...

Best of dadoctah
I don't have anything to say about the FLOTUS, but behind her, Mary Poppins is a lot more butch than I remember.

Best of Jay Guevara
Soldier on left to one on right: "If these broads don't drop their prices we'll be standing on this street corner all day."

Best of prince of leaves
Laura froze in horror - the reverb in Michelle's voice, coupled with the ridiculous outfit, could only mean one thing: a goa'uld!

Best of molson
The new floor scrubber you can wear with power scrubber belt accessory and knee high biohazard boots for attacking those industrial size bodily fluid spills.

Best of HLam
Psst...You're supposed to wear the Tummy Blaster under your clothes Mrs. Obama.

Best of Steve O
Michelle snickers at the fashion faux-pas of wearing red shoes to a funeral parade. Red!

19 comments:

blue said...

damn - does I looks like da first lady or what?
those Bush ladys & that Hillary gots nuffing on me!

blue said...

black & blue - me & dis ol' honkey lady showing whats your face gona looks like effen you dis Barrack

eat me said...

did I marry up or what?

Jay Guevara said...

"I bet that Motel 6 on the South Side is still wondering what happened to the curtains in that room."

jj said...

Damn, I wish I had a toothpick. I've got a piece of that baby's brains stuck between my teeth!

Adriane said...

I think this photo makes it easy to see why so many people thought a kid really could be stuck up in there ...

metalgarth said...

I wish I had one of those 22 caliber umbrellas they had on "Get Smart"

dadoctah said...

I don't have anything to say about the FLOTUS, but behind her, Mary Poppins is a lot more butch than I remember.

blue said...

I wonder how many teen age boys think I'm a FLILF
I bet it's more than those old bags Laura & hillary

mega said...

"Army Strong" was replaced by the new campaign, "Holding umbrellas for Michelle Obama in case it rains."

Oiao said...

Soldier to Bride of Obama: "Why yes, those boots do make your ass look fat."

Jay Guevara said...

Soldier on left to one on right: "If these broads don't drop their prices we'll be standing on this street corner all day."

prince of leaves said...

Laura's thought bubble: "Damn ruby slippers...I keep clicking my heels together and I'm still stuck here with the Wicked Witch of the White House!"

prince of leaves said...

Laura froze in horror - the reverb in Michelle's voice, coupled with the ridiculous outfit, could only mean one thing: a goa'uld!

molson said...

The new floor scrubber you can wear with power scrubber belt accessory and knee high biohazard boots for attacking those industrial size bodily fluid spills.

HLam said...

Psst...You're supposed to wear the Tummy Blaster under your clothes Mrs. Obama.

mpur said...

"One quick snap and it would all be over," he thought. Sgt. Gill sighed and shifted the umbrella over Mrs. Obama's head to his other hand. "All that training wasted," he thought sadly.

mpur said...

Dayum, dees IHOPs in Texas got the best seatcovers. Check out ma new dress!

Steve O said...

Michelle snickers at the fashion faux-pas of wearing red shoes to a funeral parade. Red!