Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Kids and Their Beatdowns

Brender

1. "Just say it right and the beatings will stop! 'Barack Hussein Obama! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!'" Future Community Organizers of America haze a new recruit.

2. "Oh, sure. Now, you cry. But in kindergarten sex ed, you took a full-on donkey punch like a pro."

3. Barney Frank's Google search for "young boys beating off" produces a mildly satisfactory result.

4. "Yeah, right, like your brother the quarterback can even hear your screams for help."

5. "I like his fighting spirit," Angelina told the orphanage worker. "Put him on the call-back list."

Best of Passionate Conservative
Buddy Rich, the early years...

Best of Passionate Conservative
"...thank you sir, may I have another?...thank you sir, may I have another?...thank you sir, may I have another?..."

Best of Oiao
"Barry! Listen! Always bow TOWARDS Mecca! Got it!"

Best of metalgarth
Rock Band: Third World Ghetto edition was the moment when the series "jumped the shark"

Best of Submariner
A moment later, little Sammy Davis Jr. turned his head to the left and lost an eye, just like his Momma said he would...

Best of blue
if your bombs do not go off and you are captured by the Americans say that they did this to you while in their custody.....

Best of Rodney Dill
Todd Rundgren as a child

Best of molson
No! No virgins for you! You haven't even been blown up yet.

20 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Buddy Rich, the early years...

Passionate Conservative said...

"...thank you sir, may I have another?...thank you sir, may I have another?...thank you sir, may I have another?..."

Oiao said...

"Barry! Listen! Always bow TOWARDS Mecca! Got it!"

metalgarth said...

Rock Band: Third World Ghetto edition was the moment when the series "jumped the shark"

dadoctah said...

"You were almost half a beat early coming in on the bridge! Let's go back sixteen bars and try again."

Unscrupulous said...

A young Ahmadinejad turns the other cheek and gets one upside the head anyway. Look out world. Paybacks are hell.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

The look isn't from the drumstick. The kid in the brown coat is left-fisting him...

Submariner said...

A moment later, little Sammy Davis Jr. turned his head to the left and lost an eye, just like his Momma said he would...

Submariner said...

There was this one time in third world band camp?

blue said...

if your bombs do not go off and you are captured by the Americans say that they did this to you while in their custody.....

Passionate Conservative said...

Alex Van Halen, the Early Years...

dub said...

Duck....Duck.....Duck.....Duck.....JEW!!!!

Jack Reacher said...

"Wait, shut up! Let me tell you about Beyonce, and why she deserves the award!"

mega said...

Achmed did not like being used for drumstick testing, but truth is, in Detroit, you take whatever work you can get.

Rodney Dill said...

Todd Rundgren as a child

molson said...

No! No virgins for you! You haven't even been blown up yet.

Matt the K said...

WATCH. ME. URCHINS!!! On three...'Crouch in the filth, Hold out your palms...'

Matt the K said...

WRONG!!! Just for that, let *Omar* sit on the good brick!

dub said...

Little Akbar was so frightened, he literally shit a brick.