1. "Aunt Katie, you always dance dirty whenever they play 'Doll Parts.' Is there something about your lost weekend with Courtney Love you're not telling us?"
2. "You can stop dancing, Katie. That 'news report' that Glenn Beck has terminal butt cancer turned out to be another DailyKos internet hoax."
3. "Now, normally, the 'top-girl' would be wearing a strap on..." Little Jenny regrets asking Katie Couric about her days at Sarah Lawrence.
4. After trying for 45 minutes, Katie finally had to admit she didn't know how to do the French Mistake.
5. "Hey, kid, your mom and I would like some grown-up time. Why don't you go to the movies or something?"
Best of Vinney
Remember that piece I did on clononoscopies? My butt has never been the same since then.
Best of Jack Reacher
In her defense, the kids did ask how she got her job.
Best of Unscrupulous
"I've always tried to do a really good job every day, with each interview, and make the person I'm speaking with feel comfortable... Now smack my ass you nasty ho!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Upon seeing the orb of her dead husband in the TV screen, Katie does a bump & grind routine while her daughter pulls the chakra from her hips in an attempt to communicate with the dead.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Help us, Obama-won Kenobi. You're our last hope."
Best of dadoctah
"You'll have to excuse Katie. She just saw the Levi Johnston spread and her knees buckled."
Best of Submariner
"Bark for me, monkey woman..."
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Remember that piece I did on clononoscopies? My butt has never been the same since then.
Vinney
In her defense, the kids did ask how she got her job.
"Hey, George Soros; I'm open!"
Standard cap #43: Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
The real "Hokie-Pokie"?
"YOOOOOOH, Rinny!!!!"
"I've always tried to do a really good job every day, with each interview, and make the person I'm speaking with feel comfortable... Now smack my ass you nasty ho!"
Every time they bring out the karaoke machine, you can count on Katie to be first in line to sign up for "My Humps."
Kids today. Spent all that money on edumacation and they can't even do a Heimlich maneuver ...
I call this move "The Bush Doctrine"
Upon seeing the orb of her dead husband in the TV screen, Katie does a bump & grind routine while her daughter pulls the chakra from her hips in an attempt to communicate with the dead.
No, Jo-Lo dances like this!
Auntie Katie gets low low low low low low lowwwww.
"Anti Katie. You know Sarah Palin is going to see these photos."
Q: "So how's the colonoscopy business these days?"
A: "Looking up."
"Help us, Obama-won Kenobi. You're our last hope." The remake of Star Wars took some real liberties.
"Mmm mmm mmm, Barack Hussein Obama..."
"You'll have to excuse Katie. She just saw the Levi Johnston spread and her knees buckled."
wv: fatedge. No elaboration necessary.
Katie proves that she knows EXACTLY where she'll be when her laxative kicks in...
Not now, honey. Mommy's preparing to do a "Neanderthal" on Mr. Rather...
"Wedding Splashers"
"Bark for me, monkey woman..."
If Sarah Plain could dance like this she would be VP today
"Can you see my head in there?"
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