Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Katie Couric Makes Ipecac Superfluous
1. "Aunt Katie, you always dance dirty whenever they play 'Doll Parts.' Is there something about your lost weekend with Courtney Love you're not telling us?"
2. "You can stop dancing, Katie. That 'news report' that Glenn Beck has terminal butt cancer turned out to be another DailyKos internet hoax."
3. "Now, normally, the 'top-girl' would be wearing a strap on..." Little Jenny regrets asking Katie Couric about her days at Sarah Lawrence.
4. After trying for 45 minutes, Katie finally had to admit she didn't know how to do the French Mistake.
5. "Hey, kid, your mom and I would like some grown-up time. Why don't you go to the movies or something?"
Best of Vinney
Remember that piece I did on clononoscopies? My butt has never been the same since then.
Best of Jack Reacher
In her defense, the kids did ask how she got her job.
Best of Unscrupulous
"I've always tried to do a really good job every day, with each interview, and make the person I'm speaking with feel comfortable... Now smack my ass you nasty ho!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Upon seeing the orb of her dead husband in the TV screen, Katie does a bump & grind routine while her daughter pulls the chakra from her hips in an attempt to communicate with the dead.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Help us, Obama-won Kenobi. You're our last hope."
Best of dadoctah
"You'll have to excuse Katie. She just saw the Levi Johnston spread and her knees buckled."
Best of Submariner
"Bark for me, monkey woman..."