1. Billy couldn't show his face after admitting he liked Twilight.
2. One of Beeker's many bastard sons went on to be a state MVP running back.
3. "OK, let's review once again why we block with our shoulders."
4. Billy's fetish for the smell of his own body funk became all-consuming.
5. "That wedgy was completely unnecessary Mr. Favre!"
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Head not necessary for athletic scholarship.
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For the third consecutive Christmas, Billy's friends chipped in to buy him a necktie, continuing the humiliating in-joke well past the point of good taste.
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"The new, um, uniforms fit, um, perfectly, and we are ah, pleased to pay the SEIU $2,500 for making each and every one of them." Coach chose his words carefully as Rahm stood in the back of the room, arms folded.
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It was clear that Billy would have a successful career as a federal "watchdog."
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Ned absolutely hated when One-Ichabod-44-Left was called.
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Ram-man had words with Coach Skeletor after seeing his son benched yet again.
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Because of their reputation for clotheslining opponents, a young Icabod Crane always dreaded playing the Sleepy Hollow team. OTOH, the female referees made the risk seem downright worthwhile.
Ichabod, not Icabod. jeez
What happens to you after congress sucks the taxes out of you.
Head not necessary for athletic scholarship.
For the third consecutive Christmas, Billy's friends chipped in to buy him a necktie, continuing the humiliating in-joke well past the point of good taste.
Playing the guest team from Kabul led to a certain defensiveness on the part of some.
While the turkey was pardoned this year, Republicans were not, and many were fearful.
"The new, um, uniforms fit, um, perfectly, and we are ah, pleased to pay the SEIU $2,500 for making each and every one of them." Coach chose his words carefully as Rahm stood in the back of the room, arms folded.
When Billy found out the football stadium had been taken by eminent domain for a new GE windmill park, he suddenly felt depressed.
John Madden was right: There ought to be a rule against players on the bench crossing their legs.
It was clear that Billy would have a successful career as a federal "watchdog."
Apparently the International Atomic Energy Agency fields a football team. Who knew?
This is what happens when you ask the zombies to give you head...
Ned absolutely hated when One-Ichabod-44-Left was called.
Another victim of the dreaded Ichabod Crane Kung Fu.
Ram-man had words with Coach Skeletor after seeing his son benched yet again.
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Poor Billy. All he asked the cheerleader is for a little head...
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