Friday, November 27, 2009

I CAN HAS NECK?


1. Billy couldn't show his face after admitting he liked Twilight.

2. One of Beeker's many bastard sons went on to be a state MVP running back.

3. "OK, let's review once again why we block with our shoulders."

4. Billy's fetish for the smell of his own body funk became all-consuming.

5. "That wedgy was completely unnecessary Mr. Favre!"

Best of dadoctah
Head not necessary for athletic scholarship.

Best of mega
For the third consecutive Christmas, Billy's friends chipped in to buy him a necktie, continuing the humiliating in-joke well past the point of good taste.

Best of mega
"The new, um, uniforms fit, um, perfectly, and we are ah, pleased to pay the SEIU $2,500 for making each and every one of them." Coach chose his words carefully as Rahm stood in the back of the room, arms folded.

Best of Jack Reacher
It was clear that Billy would have a successful career as a federal "watchdog."

Best of Rodney Dill
Ned absolutely hated when One-Ichabod-44-Left was called.

Best of Matt the K
Ram-man had words with Coach Skeletor after seeing his son benched yet again.

Best of Rodney Dill
New FullBack for the Maryland Terps

18 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Because of their reputation for clotheslining opponents, a young Icabod Crane always dreaded playing the Sleepy Hollow team. OTOH, the female referees made the risk seem downright worthwhile.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ichabod, not Icabod. jeez

Anonymous said...

What happens to you after congress sucks the taxes out of you.

dadoctah said...

Head not necessary for athletic scholarship.

mega said...

For the third consecutive Christmas, Billy's friends chipped in to buy him a necktie, continuing the humiliating in-joke well past the point of good taste.

mega said...

Playing the guest team from Kabul led to a certain defensiveness on the part of some.

mega said...

While the turkey was pardoned this year, Republicans were not, and many were fearful.

mega said...

"The new, um, uniforms fit, um, perfectly, and we are ah, pleased to pay the SEIU $2,500 for making each and every one of them." Coach chose his words carefully as Rahm stood in the back of the room, arms folded.

mega said...

When Billy found out the football stadium had been taken by eminent domain for a new GE windmill park, he suddenly felt depressed.

Whacko said...

John Madden was right: There ought to be a rule against players on the bench crossing their legs.

Jack Reacher said...

It was clear that Billy would have a successful career as a federal "watchdog."

Jack Reacher said...

Apparently the International Atomic Energy Agency fields a football team. Who knew?

Passionate Conservative said...

This is what happens when you ask the zombies to give you head...

Rodney Dill said...

Ned absolutely hated when One-Ichabod-44-Left was called.

Rodney Dill said...

Another victim of the dreaded Ichabod Crane Kung Fu.

Matt the K said...

Ram-man had words with Coach Skeletor after seeing his son benched yet again.

Rodney Dill said...

New FullBack for the Maryland Terps

jj said...

Poor Billy. All he asked the cheerleader is for a little head...