Friday, November 06, 2009
Homework! Homework! Give me a Break!
1. Whether it was the roofies in his milk, or page 1190 of the PelosiCare bill that knocked him out didn't matter to Barney Frank. What mattered was, one of his interns was now easy pickin's.
2. "Zzzzzz... yeah, Mrs. LeTourneau, take it, take it hard, you filthy bitch... Zzzzzzz."
3. When life gets too tough, Billy simply drifts off into a land where his weird soccer cleat fetish is tolerated, even celebrated.
4. When Billy woke up, he would be actually quite pleased with the makeover his sister had given him.
5. ORA: Another satisfied customer of Glade's G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate series of air fresheners.
Best of GregMan
Just like in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", when Billy awoke, he had become an alien "pod person", complete with Obama campaign button.
Best of molson
Hope and change indoctrination sure is hard work.
Best of dadoctah
Little Nemo in Overachieverland.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The mind-meld with his textbook would fail miserably.