Friday, November 06, 2009

Homework! Homework! Give me a Break!


1. Whether it was the roofies in his milk, or page 1190 of the PelosiCare bill that knocked him out didn't matter to Barney Frank. What mattered was, one of his interns was now easy pickin's.

2. "Zzzzzz... yeah, Mrs. LeTourneau, take it, take it hard, you filthy bitch... Zzzzzzz."

3. When life gets too tough, Billy simply drifts off into a land where his weird soccer cleat fetish is tolerated, even celebrated.

4. When Billy woke up, he would be actually quite pleased with the makeover his sister had given him.

5. ORA: Another satisfied customer of Glade's G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate series of air fresheners.

Best of GregMan
Just like in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", when Billy awoke, he had become an alien "pod person", complete with Obama campaign button.

Best of molson
Hope and change indoctrination sure is hard work.

Best of dadoctah
Little Nemo in Overachieverland.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The mind-meld with his textbook would fail miserably.

9 comments:

dadoctah said...

Can't sleep. Algebra will eat me.

GregMan said...

Billy slept, unaware that he was to be the featured ingredient in M'chelle's "Iron Chef" episode.

GregMan said...

Just like in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", when Billy awoke, he had become an alien "pod person", complete with Obama campaign button.

molson said...

Hope and change indoctrination sure is hard work.

dadoctah said...

Little Nemo in Overachieverland.

trollcrusher said...

U.S. History Textbooks (circa 2062 A.D.):

"And then the Great Leader Obama [PBUH] cast out all of the melanin deficient peoples from these shores who wouldn't agree wholeheartedly with his foreign and domestic policies. He graciously allowed homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals and transgenders to freely enter the military of which they did so en masse.

The Judeo-Christian system of morals and values was replaced by the Sharia system in 2010 and was enacted as law in 2011. Great Leader Obama [PBUH] then paved the streets with the gold and gave every melanin proficient individual '40 acres and a mule' as reparations for the crimes brought down upon their ancestors centuries ago.

Every individual who did not follow Great Leader Obama's [PBUH] wisdom and omniscience was placed in cattlecars, semi tractor trailers, the cargo holds of oil supertankers, and upon planes and then repatriated to the lands from which they originated from.

The former 'White House' was now painted dark ebony hue and became known as the 'Black House'. A museum (which became a national pilgrimage shrine) was created in which to display the multitude of awards, tokens of affection, and the skulls of the sacrificial first born children to our Great Leader Obama [PBUH]. At the center of this shrine was the vault which held Great Leader Obama's [PBUH] 2009 Nobel Peace Prize.

In 2010, the Nobel Peace Prize began to be referred to as the 'Obama Peace Prize' in recognition of his all embracing benevolence toward mankind (and of which it is still known by to this day). Furthermore, our Great Leader [PBUH] cured AIDS, cancer, baldness, sterility, premature ejaculation, hemorrhoidal tissue flare-ups, dandruff, and every ailment beneath the Sun which caused mankind grief. He is the force by which the moon rotates around the Earth, the Earth around the Sun, and our solar system's journey through the length and breadth of the Universe. His reign will go down in history as .... "

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz...................... *thunk*

Son Of The Godfather said...

When "Towlie" is your inspiration.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The mind-meld with his textbook would fail miserably.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like he's reading the Braille version of "Dreams of my Father".