1. Retroactively, Helena's character in Fight Club looks hot now.
2. "Mr. Polanski, would you mind looking after Deirdre while I run out for some Slim Fast and Ipecac?"
3. "Damn triffids! Always copping a feel."
4. "Get away from her, you bitch!" Helena wasn't channeling Sigourney Weaver in Aliens, she just hated sharing a pool with the LPGA Tour.
5. "Oh, so Daniel Radcliffe let you hold his wand while he buggered a horse, did he?"
Best of blue
There went lunch..........
Best of molson
While it's true beauty is only skin deep, sometimes it's completely nonexistent without large amounts of alcohol ahead of time.
Best of Steve O
Dogtags.
Appropriate.
Best of Rodney Dill
"No it doesn't make your ass look fat... but those boards on the fence look really narrow."
Best of Jay Guevara
Kid: "AAAAAAaaaargghhh! I'm gonna look like _that_ in 30 years??"
Best of Matt the K
Relax, y'all, she's just storing enough cellulite for the soap-making scene in Fight Club II.
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there went lunch..........
Blast it! said the Beast as she read the Best of's
Does red make me look fat?
While it's true beauty is only skin deep, sometimes it's completely nonexistent without large amounts of alcohol ahead of time.
So whom do we blame for this? British food? Or British dentistry?
Dogtags.
Appropriate.
I thought at first that I got to second base with this chick, but it turned out to just be backfat.
I nominate blue's lunch entry... urp
Baby Fat... u r doing it WRONG, Helena!!!!!!
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Is it Bonham, or BonedHam?
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It looks as if Helena's "inner child" is still trying to get out.
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In Aliens XII, Helena plays a mother who unwittingly brings a larva back to Earth in her pooch... and our well-trained ever alert TSA let her through with a wave of a wand.
WordVerify: bling- what certain minorities use as a measure of IQ
Livonia summer
"No it doesn't make your ass look fat... but those boards on the fence look really narrow."
Kid: "AAAAAAaaaargghhh! I'm gonna look like _that_ in 30 years??"
Ohhhh...Goody! Thanks for not wearing your 2-piece, Mummy!
Relax, y'all, she's just storing enough cellulite for the soap-making scene in Fight Club II.
Woof!
*This* is what Kenneth Branagh dumped Emma Thompson for?
er, I thought "baby fat" was what is on the infant?
Oh, come on, she is 44! She looks good for her age.
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