H/T Army of Mom
1. Retroactively, Helena's character in Fight Club looks hot now.
2. "Mr. Polanski, would you mind looking after Deirdre while I run out for some Slim Fast and Ipecac?"
3. "Damn triffids! Always copping a feel."
4. "Get away from her, you bitch!" Helena wasn't channeling Sigourney Weaver in Aliens, she just hated sharing a pool with the LPGA Tour.
5. "Oh, so Daniel Radcliffe let you hold his wand while he buggered a horse, did he?"
Best of blue
There went lunch..........
Best of molson
While it's true beauty is only skin deep, sometimes it's completely nonexistent without large amounts of alcohol ahead of time.
Best of Steve O
Best of Rodney Dill
"No it doesn't make your ass look fat... but those boards on the fence look really narrow."
Best of Jay Guevara
Kid: "AAAAAAaaaargghhh! I'm gonna look like _that_ in 30 years??"
Best of Matt the K
Relax, y'all, she's just storing enough cellulite for the soap-making scene in Fight Club II.