Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Helena Bonham Carter Will Never Make It to Thursday

H/T Army of Mom


1. Retroactively, Helena's character in Fight Club looks hot now.

2. "Mr. Polanski, would you mind looking after Deirdre while I run out for some Slim Fast and Ipecac?"

3. "Damn triffids! Always copping a feel."

4. "Get away from her, you bitch!" Helena wasn't channeling Sigourney Weaver in Aliens, she just hated sharing a pool with the LPGA Tour.

5. "Oh, so Daniel Radcliffe let you hold his wand while he buggered a horse, did he?"


Best of blue
There went lunch..........

Best of molson
While it's true beauty is only skin deep, sometimes it's completely nonexistent without large amounts of alcohol ahead of time.

Best of Steve O
Dogtags.
Appropriate.

Best of Rodney Dill
"No it doesn't make your ass look fat... but those boards on the fence look really narrow."

Best of Jay Guevara
Kid: "AAAAAAaaaargghhh! I'm gonna look like _that_ in 30 years??"

Best of Matt the K
Relax, y'all, she's just storing enough cellulite for the soap-making scene in Fight Club II.

17 comments:

blue said...

there went lunch..........

blue said...

Blast it! said the Beast as she read the Best of's

blue said...

Does red make me look fat?

molson said...

While it's true beauty is only skin deep, sometimes it's completely nonexistent without large amounts of alcohol ahead of time.

dadoctah said...

So whom do we blame for this? British food? Or British dentistry?

Steve O said...

Dogtags.
Appropriate.

Steve O said...

I thought at first that I got to second base with this chick, but it turned out to just be backfat.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I nominate blue's lunch entry... urp

Baby Fat... u r doing it WRONG, Helena!!!!!!

-OR-

Is it Bonham, or BonedHam?

-OR-

It looks as if Helena's "inner child" is still trying to get out.

-OR-

In Aliens XII, Helena plays a mother who unwittingly brings a larva back to Earth in her pooch... and our well-trained ever alert TSA let her through with a wave of a wand.

WordVerify: bling- what certain minorities use as a measure of IQ

Rodney Dill said...

Livonia summer

Rodney Dill said...

"No it doesn't make your ass look fat... but those boards on the fence look really narrow."

Jay Guevara said...

Kid: "AAAAAAaaaargghhh! I'm gonna look like _that_ in 30 years??"

Matt the K said...

Ohhhh...Goody! Thanks for not wearing your 2-piece, Mummy!

Matt the K said...

Relax, y'all, she's just storing enough cellulite for the soap-making scene in Fight Club II.

Jay Guevara said...

Woof!

dadoctah said...

*This* is what Kenneth Branagh dumped Emma Thompson for?

Submariner said...

er, I thought "baby fat" was what is on the infant?

Marsia said...

Oh, come on, she is 44! She looks good for her age.