Saturday, November 07, 2009

Happy Birthday, Army of Mom



Blast of dadoctah
"Now let's get up there on those air conditioners!"

Beast of Matt the K
Dammit! This Halloween party sucks. EVERYBODY went as Michelangelo's 'David'!!!

Blast of Rodney Dill
"Hey, let's go nail that hippo again."

Blast of trollcrusher
Where are a couple of those rectangular black censor panels when you need 'em?

Blast of Submariner
Anybody seen my Nikes?

Beast of blue
smörgåsbord at a Barney Frank beach party

Beast of racerboy
For once, Sully was pleased with the search results.

28 comments:

Army of Mom said...

WOO HOO! Yes, it will be a happy birthday, it appears! Even on the Left Coast, I'm having a great time.

I'm hoping those boys are experiencing shrinkage if that is all their hands have to cover, though!

Oiao said...

What happens; when you forget to wear your shoe.

Viking04 said...

Interviews for Congwesssman Fwank's intern positions come next.

dadoctah said...

"Now let's get up there on those air conditioners!"

wv: stick. Seriously. Just "stick".

Matt the K said...

This isn't quite what Prince Harry had in mind when he volunteered for the Queens Mounted Brigade.

Matt the K said...

Dammit! This Halloween party sucks. EVERYBODY went as Michelangelo's 'David'!!!

Rodney Dill said...

How come Army of Mom gets a buffet?

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey, let's go nail that hippo again."

Adriane said...

I will gladly pay Tuesday, for a stud muffin today ...

trollcrusher said...
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trollcrusher said...

Little did millions of tween-age girls know that they'd soon have their dreams shattered when nude pics surfaced of the Jonas Brothers posing for a gay "twinks" website. Meanwhile, Sully was heard to exclaim that he *LOVED* late night beachside bareback skinny dippin'.

divine miss m said...

Is it Tuesday already?!

Achilles said...

Their mouths aren't animated, but they are definitely Clutching their Cargo.

molson said...

Beach party... FAIL.

sonicfrog said...

Uhm... can't think of anything... be back in a minute...

sonicfrog said...

V... have you no decency... be back in a minute...

sonicfrog said...

ORA: "Just when you thought it was safe to go into the water"... be back in a minute...

Ver Word: reeprome

trollcrusher said...

Where are a couple of those rectangular black censor panels when you need 'em?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pretty obvious these boys have nothing to hide. Ab-so-loot-lee nuthin.

-OR-

Skinny Dipping + Beach Patrol = Shrinkage

-OR-

Spoken - You have the right to remain silent...
Whispered - "I told you we shouldn't have come out of the closet, but noooo, you said a dark beach would be safe!"

trollcrusher said...

When nighttime ghost crab hunting goes HORRIBLY wrong ...

trollcrusher said...

As spoken to the arresting officer of this trio:

"Uhm ... sorry officer, but uh ... we were ... uh, doing our civic duty and conducting a late night clean-up of the trash on the beach. Yeah. That's what we were doing. Heh."

Submariner said...

Anybody seen my Nikes?

Tim said...

embarrassed to have been passed over for Testicle Tuesday three members of the fraternity were castrated in protest

blue said...

smörgåsbord at a Barney Frank beach party

blue said...

Barney's frank gets a choice of buns

racerboy said...

For once, Sully was pleased with the search results.

divine miss m said...

Reminds me of that summer of Ted, Tad, and Todd.

dadoctah said...

The old shell game, Enumclaw style.