1. And on the Eighth Day, God rock and rolled all night, and partied every day.
2. "Check it out, Gandalf. Ozzie just bit the head off of Frodo."
3. "Um, no, actually, it means... um... Kindness Is Super, Seriously ... Please don't smite me."
4. "Are Thou ready to rock? I said, Art Thou READY to ROCK!"
5. Well, it was closing time, and Army of Mom's pickin's were gettin' pretty slim.
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I said I wanted meet the APOSTLE Paul!
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Worst. Nativity scene. Ever.
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After years of shagging groupies backstage, Moses wasn't the only one with a burning bush.