Wednesday, November 04, 2009

God and KISS

Metalgarth
1. And on the Eighth Day, God rock and rolled all night, and partied every day.

2. "Check it out, Gandalf. Ozzie just bit the head off of Frodo."

3. "Um, no, actually, it means... um... Kindness Is Super, Seriously ... Please don't smite me."

4. "Are Thou ready to rock? I said, Art Thou READY to ROCK!"

5. Well, it was closing time, and Army of Mom's pickin's were gettin' pretty slim.

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I said I wanted meet the APOSTLE Paul!

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Tragedy struck the music world when Noah saved two rockers, but both turned out to be male. In his defense Noah said, "Dude looked like a lady."

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Lemmy Kilmister poses with Paul Stanley last Saturday night in Branson.

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Worst. Nativity scene. Ever.

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"So, I've always wondered, is there really a 'Beth' or is that apocryphal?"

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Apparently Michael Jackson faked his own demise last June and secretly absconded to the North Pole to begin a new life with Santa and his elves ('specially the young nubile ones easily *manipulated* by his ephebophilic tendencies).

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After years of shagging groupies backstage, Moses wasn't the only one with a burning bush.

30 comments:

metalgarth said...

I think your friend Gene is doing something particularly un-kosher over there.

metalgarth said...

Commandment #11 should have been "Thou Shalt Not Have Multiple Farewell Tours"

metalgarth said...

I said I wanted meet the APOSTLE Paul!

metalgarth said...

I finally understand why the first version of the video for God Gave Rock 'n Roll to you was scrapped.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With parents like these, can you blame the naked drunk gayboy for standing on the A/c?

Silhouette said...

Father Time finally caught up with KISS. Oh, and there's a guy dressed like Moses.

Silhouette said...

Tragedy struck the music world when Noah saved two rockers, but both turned out to be male. In his defense Noah said, "Dude looked like a lady."

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Lemmy Kilmister poses with Paul Stanley last Saturday night in Branson.

blue said...

the old farts of ZZ Top & Kiss form a new band - ZZ'ss
ObamaCare sponsors their first tour since their new music puts you to sleep....

dadoctah said...

"Free credit report.com new commercial, take six!"

dadoctah said...

Last week, onlookers were treated to what was at once the most unusual and the most entertaining karaoke rendition of "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" anyone had ever witnessed.

dadoctah said...

I didn't know Jack Black and Ann Wilson even *knew* each other.

Submariner said...

Father Time? OK. But that has GOT to be the saddest Baby New Year I've ever seen...

Submariner said...

Brett Fahvre decides to un-retire one more time and see if he can take the Lions to a win...

dadoctah said...

Worst. Nativity scene. Ever.

Submariner said...

The one on the left is in charge of the waiting line for ObamaCare. The one on the right provides the waiting line Muzak.

sonicfrog said...

Alternate Universe Biedenmurkel.

molson said...

Yeah well I know one sea I won't be parting tonight. Now leave my sight monor.

mega said...

"Funny, it seems like we both rose to great fame and then spent forty years wandering around doing jack."

mega said...

"So, I've always wondered, is there really a 'Beth' or is that apocryphal?"

mega said...

"Roots For Jews" made for an interesting miniseries, but in the end was a confusing cacophany of people and messages.

trollcrusher said...

Apparently Michael Jackson faked his own demise last June and secretly absconded to the North Pole to begin a new life with Santa and his elves ('specially the young nubile ones easily *manipulated* by his ephebophilic tendencies).

Army of Mom said...

I don't care what you spilled old man, I'm not gonna lick it up.

Army of Mom said...

No, really. I'm good. I don't want to see the family jewels.

Army of Mom said...

The 11th Commandment:
Thou shalt not wear KISS make-up after 48th birthday.

Verily I say to thee, get to the bathroom and remove that shit. Really.

Army of Mom said...

This is what the guys looked like AFTER AoM was done with them. Before? Well, the one on the left was the kid with the cleat on his junk. Yeah, AoM knows how to wear a guy down.

Matt the K said...

After years of shagging groupies backstage, Moses wasn't the only one with a burning bush.

Matt the K said...

"You wanted the best, and you got the best!!...The hottest prophet in the Old Testament...MOSES!!!!!"

Matt the K said...

"You gotta lose your mind in Jaffa, Rock City!"

Matt the K said...

Paul visits Peter Criss in retirement.