1. And on the Eighth Day, God rock and rolled all night, and partied every day.2. "Check it out, Gandalf. Ozzie just bit the head off of Frodo."
3. "Um, no, actually, it means... um... Kindness Is Super, Seriously ... Please don't smite me."
4. "Are Thou ready to rock? I said, Art Thou READY to ROCK!"
5. Well, it was closing time, and Army of Mom's pickin's were gettin' pretty slim.
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I said I wanted meet the APOSTLE Paul!
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Tragedy struck the music world when Noah saved two rockers, but both turned out to be male. In his defense Noah said, "Dude looked like a lady."
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Lemmy Kilmister poses with Paul Stanley last Saturday night in Branson.
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Worst. Nativity scene. Ever.
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"So, I've always wondered, is there really a 'Beth' or is that apocryphal?"
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Apparently Michael Jackson faked his own demise last June and secretly absconded to the North Pole to begin a new life with Santa and his elves ('specially the young nubile ones easily *manipulated* by his ephebophilic tendencies).
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After years of shagging groupies backstage, Moses wasn't the only one with a burning bush.
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I think your friend Gene is doing something particularly un-kosher over there.
Commandment #11 should have been "Thou Shalt Not Have Multiple Farewell Tours"
I said I wanted meet the APOSTLE Paul!
I finally understand why the first version of the video for God Gave Rock 'n Roll to you was scrapped.
With parents like these, can you blame the naked drunk gayboy for standing on the A/c?
Father Time finally caught up with KISS. Oh, and there's a guy dressed like Moses.
Tragedy struck the music world when Noah saved two rockers, but both turned out to be male. In his defense Noah said, "Dude looked like a lady."
Lemmy Kilmister poses with Paul Stanley last Saturday night in Branson.
the old farts of ZZ Top & Kiss form a new band - ZZ'ss
ObamaCare sponsors their first tour since their new music puts you to sleep....
"Free credit report.com new commercial, take six!"
Last week, onlookers were treated to what was at once the most unusual and the most entertaining karaoke rendition of "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" anyone had ever witnessed.
I didn't know Jack Black and Ann Wilson even *knew* each other.
Father Time? OK. But that has GOT to be the saddest Baby New Year I've ever seen...
Brett Fahvre decides to un-retire one more time and see if he can take the Lions to a win...
Worst. Nativity scene. Ever.
The one on the left is in charge of the waiting line for ObamaCare. The one on the right provides the waiting line Muzak.
Alternate Universe Biedenmurkel.
Yeah well I know one sea I won't be parting tonight. Now leave my sight monor.
"Funny, it seems like we both rose to great fame and then spent forty years wandering around doing jack."
"So, I've always wondered, is there really a 'Beth' or is that apocryphal?"
"Roots For Jews" made for an interesting miniseries, but in the end was a confusing cacophany of people and messages.
Apparently Michael Jackson faked his own demise last June and secretly absconded to the North Pole to begin a new life with Santa and his elves ('specially the young nubile ones easily *manipulated* by his ephebophilic tendencies).
I don't care what you spilled old man, I'm not gonna lick it up.
No, really. I'm good. I don't want to see the family jewels.
The 11th Commandment:
Thou shalt not wear KISS make-up after 48th birthday.
Verily I say to thee, get to the bathroom and remove that shit. Really.
This is what the guys looked like AFTER AoM was done with them. Before? Well, the one on the left was the kid with the cleat on his junk. Yeah, AoM knows how to wear a guy down.
After years of shagging groupies backstage, Moses wasn't the only one with a burning bush.
"You wanted the best, and you got the best!!...The hottest prophet in the Old Testament...MOSES!!!!!"
"You gotta lose your mind in Jaffa, Rock City!"
Paul visits Peter Criss in retirement.
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