Friday, November 13, 2009

Fill in the Thought Bubble




Best of racerboy
"I don't mind our little private chats and all, but for once, would it kill him to meet me in the boardroom on this plane, instead of the john??"

Best of Maogwai
"Back in '61, I nailed a hooker in Singapore, looks just like this mo' fo'..."

Best of blue
Maybe Sesame Street CD's can teach him how to count without using his fingers....

Best of eat me
No Mr President, Maj. Nidal Hasan does not qualify for either the good conduct or marksmanship medals

Best of GregMan
Must. Not. Unleash. Fists. Of. Death.

Best of jeff
"Good grief - he's got his notes penned on his palm!"

Best of Submariner
Y'now, I think he might be able to contribute something to victory in Afghanistan after all. A couple of 50 cal, belt-feed, automatics, a couple of survival knifes, and Mu'chel being visited by her "little friend" might shorten the war...

Best of Jay Guevara
"Great plan - something he saw once in a movie. Guess I wasted my time at staff college."

Best of Steve O
Pounce...Don't Pounce...Pounce?

Best of mega
I'd rather listen to Susan Boyle sing her cover of "Wild Horses" than sit through this.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Memo to self (corrected): talk to Air Force about bombing the shit out of Indonesia and Kenya, just on principle."

Best of Kaptain Krude
Shouldn't the empty thought bubble be over Obama's head?

Best of Oiao
Just focus.... 130 days, 4 hours, 0 minutes, 02 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 4 hours, 0 minutes, 01 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 4 hours, o minutes, 0 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 3 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds until I retire...........

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, I think we could use a few good community organizers over there to do the trick, sir.

Vinney

racerboy said...

"I don't mind our little private chats and all, but for once, would it kill him to meet me in the boardroom on this plane, instead of the john??"

mpur said...

I wonder if he's ever seen "Seven Days in May"?

Unscrupulous said...

Did he just say soup or salad?

Jay Guevara said...

"Memo to self: talk to Air Force about bombing the shit out of Indonesia, just on principle."

Jay Guevara said...

"You tell me one more time how wonderful you are and I'll have you drop and give me 20, mister!"

metalgarth said...

enough about this guy Lenny already!!!!

molson said...

Who the feck voted for this butthead?

Maogwai said...

"Back in '61, I nailed a hooker in Singapore, looks just like this mo' fo'..."

Mr. Hankey said...

Next time he comes to Iraq, I'm going to have "Mission Accomplished" posters all over the place.

Mr. Hankey said...

Does this guy really think that inviting AlQaida to the White House for a beer will solve the argument?? He shouldn't have called them stupid in the first place.

blue said...

give him to me for a week & I'll teach him how to spit shine those shoes!!!

blue said...

I finally made it onto Air Force One but why did it have to be with President Zero???

blue said...

maybe Sesame Street CD's can teach him how to count without using his fingers....

blue said...

no Mr President, for the last time, tell Speaker Pelosi that the military does not need the Government Option

blue said...

no Mr President, I will not promote Maj. Nidal Hasan no matter how much you think it will make the Muslim community feel better.

eat me said...

no Mr President, Maj. Nidal Hasan does not qualify for either the good conduct or marksmanship medals

HLam said...

Damn, they should replace the bright bulb in the lamp with the dim bulb in front of me.

GregMan said...

I swear to G-d, this has got to be just a bad dream. Please wake up. Please. Please.

Anonymous said...

la la la lala la la la la la la la la la la la.

GregMan said...

Yes sir, a decision on whether or not we defeat the Taliban, or surrender to them, would be nice.

GregMan said...

Must. Not. Unleash. Fists. Of. Death.

GregMan said...

Where's an armed and crazy muslim Major when you need him?

GregMan said...

If he apologizes for America one more time I'm gonna go all Patton on his commie ass.

GregMan said...

I really don't need to hear any more about how Frank Davis butt-raped him when he was a kid.

jeff said...

You know, I'm missing lunch for this.

divine miss m said...

They told me he had an air of authority. I'm getting a lot of air, but not much authority.

Submariner said...

Riffing on Jay Guevara's entry...

"Memo to self: talk to Air Force about bombing the shit out of Kenya, just on principle."

Submariner said...

I served under Jack Kennedy. You sir, are NO Jack Kennedy.

jeff said...

"Good grief - he's got his notes penned on his palm!"

Submariner said...

Y'now, I think he might be able to contribute something to victory in Afghanistan after all. A couple of 50 cal, belt-feed, automatics, a couple of survival knifes, and Mu'chel being visited by her "little friend" might shorten the war...

Submariner said...

"S'help me; if I have to explain the difference between the Army, the Navy, the Air Force and the Marines one more frakkin time..."

Jay Guevara said...

"mmmmm Barack Obama mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm. Christ."

Jay Guevara said...

Riffing on divine miss m's entry...

General: "Well, he does have an air about him."

Obama" "I hope General McChrystal doesn't get wind of the burrito I had for lunch."

Jay Guevara said...

"I had to swear 'to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.' Obviously Presidents don't take that oath."

Jay Guevara said...

"I hope he doesn't find that little Easter egg I put in his teleprompter until I'm outta here."

Jay Guevara said...

"Must show respect. Anyone who could have sex with Michelle twice has a lot of guts."

Jay Guevara said...

"This is the worst part of this job."

Jay Guevara said...

"Great plan - something he saw once in a movie. Guess I wasted my time at staff college."

Jay Guevara said...

"Leak Osama's divorce records?? That's his plan?? Good God."

Jay Guevara said...

"'Make opponents live up to their own book of rules??' 'Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, polarize it??' WTF???"

Oiao said...

He keeps asking me which side of this plane is Port and which is Starboard. Hell, I don't know. I'm in the friggin Army.

Steve O said...

Pounce...Don't Pounce...Pounce?

Steve O said...

The Generals modify their request to ask for 9,000 community organizers and 8,999 body bags.


wv: dallyae

Steve O said...

Two seconds. One snap.

curly said...

You worthless two-bid f#cking no good commie f@g 'community organizing" sh!t head b^stard.

mega said...

I think I'm going to humor myself and ask for a raise.

mega said...

I shoulda listened to G Gordon Liddy and called Rosland Capital. This is totally effed.

Oiao said...

I could be out fishing on R&R with that Blond instead of listening to this dithering........

sonicfrog said...

You shouldn't fill in the blanks. Obama.... Listening to a General??? Oh, Please, like THAT would ever happen!
Ver Word: imbedi

mega said...

I'd rather listen to Susan Boyle sing her cover of "Wild Horses" than sit through this.

mega said...

CUZ UR A DOOSH. Oh my god, I'm thinking in LOLCAT. Must. Stay. Focused.

Jay Guevara said...

Riffing on Submariner's riff:

"Memo to self (corrected): talk to Air Force about bombing the shit out of Indonesia and Kenya, just on principle."

Jay Guevara said...

"This bozo is Commander in Chief? I wouldn't let him lead a detail digging latrines."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

General Thawtbubble:
I'd hoped desert fatigues would help me blend into the tan/brown decor and escape another boring lecture by this civilian, but damn, I stick out like a black guy at a KKK rally.
Obamalama Thawtbubble:
HAH! My feet are bigger than his feet!

Kaptain Krude said...

Shouldn't the empty thought bubble be over Obama's head?

Rodney Dill said...

Kaptain Krude beat me to it...

Rodney Dill said...

"...such a wide stance..."

Viking04 said...

God, what a soup sandwich this slug is. You are a fucking NOGO at this station.

mega said...

Eff! I forgot to delete the Carrie Prejean video before I gave my laptop to the damn secret service guys when I got on the plane.

Oiao said...

Just focus.... 130 days, 4 hours, 0 minutes, 02 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 4 hours, 0 minutes, 01 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 4 hours, o minutes, 0 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 3 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds until I retire...........