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Roll (in the hay) Tide.
Alabama takes date rape seriously and the cheerleaders show the co-eds how to fend off some smelly frat boy.
She just doesn't look like she should be leading "Y - M - C - A"
Like *this* Mr. Miyagi?
I think an afternoon with her would help me kick the ennui habit.
It's just a shame that she'll end up having her cousin's baby before graduation.
I ran clear across Alabama!
ORA: Kill the cheerleader, Save the world.
I told the uniform Czar that if we don't wear panties we can only raise our leg this high......
You, do NOT want to be the dude underneath holding her up when she's having her Crimson Tide.
Scores at will.
Buried deep in the universal healthcare bill: To free up ER's for illegal aliens, when football players collide, coverage will only extend to having Trixie run onto the field and yell, "Boys, how many fingers am I holding up?" Dept. of Homeland Security will pay her as a first responder.-OR- Lulubelle became really popular on fraternity row after casually saying she had to practice "the clench" routine as much as possible.-OR-Blonde Moment... long after the stadium empties, Brenda's still trying to remember how that cheer ends.WordVerify: lingizaz - the slackjawed tongue-in-cheek trance men slip into while watching cheerleaders
"If I could get this leg just a little higher I could turn Carrie Prejean...hmmm?"
What you don't realize is that Billy Jo only has a left leg after the tractor accident. That other appendage is Bubba the holder-upper of the squad...
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