Thursday, November 12, 2009

Don't You Cry For Me



Best of Army of Dad
Alabama takes date rape seriously and the cheerleaders show the co-eds how to fend off some smelly frat boy.

Best of Submariner
Like *this* Mr. Miyagi?

Best of dadoctah
It's just a shame that she'll end up having her cousin's baby before graduation.

Best of Matt the K
You, do NOT want to be the dude underneath holding her up when she's having her Crimson Tide.

14 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Roll (in the hay) Tide.

Army of Dad said...

Alabama takes date rape seriously and the cheerleaders show the co-eds how to fend off some smelly frat boy.

Submariner said...

She just doesn't look like she should be leading "Y - M - C - A"

Submariner said...

Like *this* Mr. Miyagi?

Submariner said...

I think an afternoon with her would help me kick the ennui habit.

dadoctah said...

It's just a shame that she'll end up having her cousin's baby before graduation.

Forrest Gump said...

I ran clear across Alabama!

sonicfrog said...

ORA: Kill the cheerleader, Save the world.

blue said...

I told the uniform Czar that if we don't wear panties we can only raise our leg this high......

Matt the K said...

You, do NOT want to be the dude underneath holding her up when she's having her Crimson Tide.

Steve O said...

Scores at will.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Buried deep in the universal healthcare bill: To free up ER's for illegal aliens, when football players collide, coverage will only extend to having Trixie run onto the field and yell, "Boys, how many fingers am I holding up?" Dept. of Homeland Security will pay her as a first responder.

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Lulubelle became really popular on fraternity row after casually saying she had to practice "the clench" routine as much as possible.

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Blonde Moment... long after the stadium empties, Brenda's still trying to remember how that cheer ends.

WordVerify: lingizaz - the slackjawed tongue-in-cheek trance men slip into while watching cheerleaders

Anonymous said...

"If I could get this leg just a little higher I could turn Carrie Prejean...hmmm?"

Submariner said...

What you don't realize is that Billy Jo only has a left leg after the tractor accident. That other appendage is Bubba the holder-upper of the squad...