The only fond thought I have about Hillary, is that at least once in her miserable existence that Arkansan bastard boor was on top of her probing away until he grunted. It's the only thing he ever did I approve of too. - Torabora @ AOSHQ
and blue 
1. "The Hills are alive/With the sound of jihad..."
2. Hillary insisted on performing all the "Are they real, or just spectacular" inspections herself.
3. "My, what big bazooms you have..." Little Blue Riding Hood was one of the reworked fairy tales in the NEA-sponsored children's book Stories for Little Dykes and Effeminate Boiz.
4. Hillary was finding it hard to explain the concept of a clenis to a Muslim culture.
5. "Sheryl Swoopes, I'm open!"
Best of Army of Dad
"I am conrholio, I need TP for my bunghole"
Best of racerboy
It seems the years have not been kind to Smurfette...
Best of Unscrupulous
"Has anyone seen my big Earth Bouncy Ball? I was over by that tree with Jimmy Carter, when a little squirrel distracted me and..."
Best of Viking04
In the desert, there are no buckets of water. I am safe! Hahahahahahahahahahhahhahaha!
Best of prince of leaves
"Your feeble tea parties are no match for the power of the Left Side!"
Best of prince of leaves
"Now, young Monica - you will die..."
Best of Submariner
Bill and Ted also brought back some "less than excellent" results on their adventure... thankfully they were left on the cutting room floor.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The hell with throwing plates, what I really wanted to do was grab his hairy plums and squeeze them until he squealed like the pig bast*rd he is.
Best of Jay Guevara
Hillary modeling her new line of stain-resistant blue dresses.
Best of mega
OK, ok, here's power. And here's me. NOW do y'all understand why I've adopted the headdress of submission?
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and 1/2 black Obama confirms the stereotype, his is this big.......imagine if he was all black.......
I'll have you know that my girlfriend use a turkey baster...Bill never touched me
Verification word: horsase
And for a vail for Madam, might I suggest burlap?
"Tonight, on a very special episode of 'Heroes'...."
Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo-fo, fum
Look at Hillary now , here she comes
Wearin' her wig hat and shades to match
She's got high-heel shoes and an alligator hat
Wearin' her pearls and her diamond rings
She's got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything
She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Someone please please pull the ends of that veil in opposite directions - hard.
My Ass is this ginormis!
ORA "I am conrholio, I need TP for my bunghole"
That's *Secretary* Blue Meanie to you, sir.
It seems the years have not been kind to Smurfette...
"Has anyone seen my big Earth Bouncy Ball? I was over by that tree with Jimmy Carter, when a little squirrel distracted me and..."
In the desert, there are no buckets of water. I am safe! Hahahahahahahahahahhahhahaha!
In a scaaaaary voice, "I am the Great Mahdi, and I've come to eat your braaaaaaaains! Just kidding, it's me, Hillary!"
"Your feeble tea parties are no match for the power of the Left Side!"
"Now, young Monica - you will die..."
You'd think that a blue dress is about the LAST think Hillary would want to be seen in.
Hillary models the new Islamic dress code issued by President Hussein for all his female cabinet and staff members. (And then Charles Johnson's ponytail exploded.)
UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!
Torabora, don't hold back... tell us how you really feel.
... the American Burqa Society poster child.
Unscrupulous said...
In a scaaaaary voice, "I am the Great Mahdi, and I've come to eat your braaaaaaaains! Just kidding, it's me, Hillary!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!
RUN!
EX-cellent...
Bill and Ted also brought back some "less than excellent" results on their adventure... thankfully they were left on the cutting room floor.
Marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!
"...and the snuke was this big..."
PSA:
AoM wouldn't be caught dead in this outfit.
Abdul could smell the foul sent of infidel queef, but where was the source? As he rounded the corner his eyes beheld the horror in blue when suddenly his suicide belt prematurely exploded.
Once upon a time, whirling helicopter blades snag a long blue scarf and the she devil is
RING... RING... RING
Bill Clinton thawtbubble - "damn, just when I finally get a good idea for a romance novel."
WordVerify: rearives- an OCD victim's groundhog day/family reunion nightmare
The hell with throwing plates, what I really wanted to do was grab his hairy plums and squeeze them until he squealed like the pig bast*rd he is.
WordVerify: obeasto - you're kidding right? perfect caption!
Jazz Hands: UR DOIN IT RONG.
Hillary modeling her new line of stain-resistant blue dresses.
OK, ok, here's power. And here's me. NOW do y'all understand why I've adopted the headdress of submission?
Clinton was temporarily startled to hear that her name in the Arab media translated to "Tree Fell In The Forest"
Oh, jeez, what is this, like Hillary's fifth speech at Harvard in less than a year?
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