Tuesday, November 17, 2009
1. Happy Meals would be wasted on these people. Oxygen is wasted on these people.
2. People who definitely will not be buying Sarah Palin's book are often easy to spot.
3. "Oh, look over there, Pat Boone is slitting his wrists with a spork over what America has become."
4. "Did you see the look on that food service worker's face when we asked for the Curly Fries of Despair with an extra large Onion Rings of a meaningless existence?"
5. "I paid for that Coke. Now, you totally have put out, or at least open up that papercut on your index finger and let me lick it."
Best of mpur
The Marilyn Manson fan club gets smaller and smaller every year.
Best of GregMan
Sometimes a good stiff dose of ennui doesn't seem like such a bad idea.
Best of Jay Guevara
Berkeley Republicans caucusing.
Best of Adriane
It is NOT homophobia! It's common sense! Jack Nicholson and Ozzy Osbourne should NOT be having children together!
Best of dadoctah
Tony Orlando & Dawn: the Next Generation.
Best of molson
Oh cheer up already. 2012 is just right around the corner.
Best of metalgarth
White Corpse Paint after labor day?
Best of Dactyl
The food court's new BrainBurgers franchise attracted a more inarticulate and slow-moving clientele than usual.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Who are you calling a chalk-faced whore?"
Best of racerboy
$6.99 - Nomables of the Beast
Best of mega
Charles: "If I rail at HotAir some more, you think that'll get me back in the game?"
"Give me that coke or your banned."
"I like your purple velvet dress. But from now on, you can only wear green."
Best of Matt the K
Chalk Faced Bores.