Friday, November 27, 2009
The Crack of Dawn
1. "Yes, Rick, I noticed your new thong. No, I'm still not interested."
2. "I'm not one of them fancy metrosexuals, but what I lack in imagination, I make up in sheer savage animal lust. More coffee?"
3. "It all began with the usual crude cat-calls. Next thing I know, I gots her naked in the back of my truck and we're swappin' underwear."
4. "I notice you are wearing a ladies thong. May I ask what you thought of the new Twilight movie?"
5. The Village People and Men At Work combine for a reunion tour.
"I'm wearing it to punish myself for voting for Obama."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
After Playtex captured a major share of the obese male demographic with their Cross Your Heart Manssiere, Hane's began targeting plumbers and construction workers with a line of No ButtCracks for Him thongs.
Best of dadoctah
This is stage one of Frank's transition. Next week he starts the hormone injections.
Best of blue
Adam Lambert looks in the mirror & sees his future
Best of eat me
Hey Ralph, I see you got one of those new fangled inflatable jock straps...how dey hanging?
Best of Adriane
Bob, I'm OK with you wearing a thong. I'm OK with you wearing a thong that really isn't your size or color. But where do you get off telling me that drinking Starbucks is for queers!?!