1. Chang just caught a whiff of PBO's leadership.
2. Seaman Takei tries to keep a straight face while contemplating the homonym qualities of his rank.
3. Little did Morpheus expect Agent Smith to morph out of a Chinese sailor.
4. Not wanting to shame all of China, Seaman Chang tries to hold in a fart.
5. "Dammit!" Seaman Chang thought. "Is long time for raxative to kick in!"
Wicked Best of Unscrupulous
"You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken."
Best of blue
The American Capitalist Pig did not bow to me! How Insulting
Best of GregMan
The problem is, a half-hour later you want to review an honor guard again.
Best of Highlander
Always impressionable, Seaman Ping had just returned from a matinee showing of "Men Who Stare at Goats", and he thought, "Heck, what've I got to loose".
Best of Oiao
Kim and other sailors were very confused by the lack of an Organ Grinder in the procession.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Stick out your tush - You're doing the American Mistake
Best of metalgarth
William Hung wasn't the ideal choice for the prime clone but if want a "fighting force of extrodinary magnitude" at a bargain price...
Best of Adriane
First, it was appliances! Then, it was Christmas ornaments!! And now, Chris Matthews has outsourced his tingle up the leg to the Chinese!!!
Best of Rodney Dill
"Scwew you... I work for Mare Brooks."
Best of mega
Obama wondered....what are those shiny, pointy things? And, does everyone here know I won the Nobel Prize, or should I make a speech and tell them?
Best of Kaptain Krude
"He did not wait to get a 'harrumph' out of me!"
Best of Steve O
Tragically, the sailor was later involved in a terrible accident, drowning in an untended bucket of water.