Friday, November 20, 2009

Chang You Can Believe In

Al

1. Chang just caught a whiff of PBO's leadership.

2. Seaman Takei tries to keep a straight face while contemplating the homonym qualities of his rank.

3. Little did Morpheus expect Agent Smith to morph out of a Chinese sailor.

4. Not wanting to shame all of China, Seaman Chang tries to hold in a fart.

5. "Dammit!" Seaman Chang thought. "Is long time for raxative to kick in!"

Wicked Best of Unscrupulous
"You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken."

Best of blue
The American Capitalist Pig did not bow to me! How Insulting

Best of GregMan
The problem is, a half-hour later you want to review an honor guard again.

Best of Highlander
Always impressionable, Seaman Ping had just returned from a matinee showing of "Men Who Stare at Goats", and he thought, "Heck, what've I got to loose".

Best of Oiao
Kim and other sailors were very confused by the lack of an Organ Grinder in the procession.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Stick out your tush - You're doing the American Mistake

Best of metalgarth
William Hung wasn't the ideal choice for the prime clone but if want a "fighting force of extrodinary magnitude" at a bargain price...

Best of Adriane
First, it was appliances! Then, it was Christmas ornaments!! And now, Chris Matthews has outsourced his tingle up the leg to the Chinese!!!

Best of Rodney Dill
"Scwew you... I work for Mare Brooks."

Best of mega
Obama wondered....what are those shiny, pointy things? And, does everyone here know I won the Nobel Prize, or should I make a speech and tell them?

Best of Kaptain Krude
"He did not wait to get a 'harrumph' out of me!"

Best of Steve O
Tragically, the sailor was later involved in a terrible accident, drowning in an untended bucket of water.

41 comments:

blue said...

"Daddy!!! Mommy said you would come back!"

blue said...

The American Capitalist Pig did not bow to me! How Insulting

GregMan said...

"Dammit, I thought we were goring to see Sarah Parin, not this reft-ring douchebag!"

GregMan said...

Commies of a feather flock together.

GregMan said...

The problem is, a half-hour later youo want to review an honor guard again.

GregMan said...

President Soetero steps forward to receive his Order Of The Red Banner for destroying Red China's main enemy, the former United States of Amerikkka.

wv: inosec - right away, as in, "I'll be there inosec."

Unscrupulous said...

"You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken."

Subtitle said...

"He big in nothing, important in good elephant!"

Highlander said...

Always impressionable, Seaman Ping had just returned from a matinee showing of "Men Who Stare at Goats", and he thought, "Heck, what've I got to loose".

Highlander said...

A non-conformist in a conformist society, Seaman Chin had learned from experience, you have to seize your opportunities when they present themselves.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ever the prankster, Fung Lee (2nd row, not pictured) chose an inauspicious moment to goose Kim Wong with the tip of his bayonet. At least Kim hoped it was a bayonet.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble of Recognition - "Hey!!! I know him! We share same radyboy in Thai bathhouse on my rast vacation! He one kinky ferrow."

Oiao said...

Kim could not hide his expression while secertly pondering Obama's position on the 'Don't Ask, Don't Kill' policy about gays in the Chinese Navy.....

Oiao said...

Kim and other sailors were very confused by the lack of an Organ Grinder in the procession.

molson said...

You mean I got all dressed up for this douchebag?

Mr. Hankey said...

Stick out your tush - It's the American Mistake

Mr. Hankey said...

Still looking - but now crossing his eyes to see if it is hidden, Ching is still trying to find the glow around Obama.

jeff said...

Seaman Chang was still somewhat upset that he had bought so many US dollars in 2007.

Anonymous said...

Next week, that sailor will be starring at a "Bodies" exhibit.

Matt the K said...

ORA: What was that?!?! This takes totoh *consen-tway-tion*.

Matt the K said...

Q: How can you tell when a Chinese Navy cadet has Down's syndrome?

A: You can't.



And then Dawn's head melted.

Oiao said...

Seaman Chang ogled the dark Muslim American King who had graciously arranged for his radical Uigher brothers to move to the Caribbean.

metalgarth said...

William Hung wasn't the ideal choice for the prime clone but if want a "fighting force of extrodinary magnitude" at a bargain price...

Adriane said...

First, it was appliances! Then, it was Christmas ornaments!! And now, Chris Matthews has outsourced his tingle up the leg to the Chinese!!!

Oiao said...

Seaman Chang's thought bubble: George Soros is a lot darker looking than I expected.

Oiao said...

Seaman Chang, who studies International Political Science and the Art of Warcraft on shore leave, thinks: Me nah see the half white Bi-Partisan part..... He still a Monkey Boy.

divine miss m said...

William Hung finally found a group willing to accept him just as he is.

mega said...

Thought bubble: "In my entire modest little life from the village, I never, ever, ever expected to be right next to a guy who borrowed $3 trillion from us and bankrupt his country. This is so wonderful!"

Rodney Dill said...

Yes We Chan

Rodney Dill said...

duck...duck...duck...duck...duck...duck...duck...

Rodney Dill said...

"Marco!"
"PORO"

Rodney Dill said...

"Scwew you... I work for Mare Brooks."

Rodney Dill said...

Yes we Cantonese

mega said...

Fred Armisen performed his duties admirably while Obama signed IOUs in the Finance Ministry basement.

mega said...

Obama wondered....what are those shiny, pointy things? And, does everyone here know I won the Nobel Prize, or should I make a speech and tell them?

Kaptain Krude said...

"He did not wait to get a 'harrumph' out of me!"

blue said...

look at that poor excuse for an alphabet on their hats....I better raise taxes on the rich to pay for broadcasting Sesame Street here.....

eat me said...

hmmmm - I wonder how many voters Acorn could sign up here????

Steve O said...

Tragically, the sailor later went missing, presumed drowned while swimming alone just off the continental shelf.

Steve O said...

Tragically, the sailor was later involved in a terrible accident, drowning in an untended bucket of water.

mega said...

Chang enjoyed seeing up-and-coming communist leaders stop by his country to see how to do it right.