1. Chang just caught a whiff of PBO's leadership.
2. Seaman Takei tries to keep a straight face while contemplating the homonym qualities of his rank.
3. Little did Morpheus expect Agent Smith to morph out of a Chinese sailor.
4. Not wanting to shame all of China, Seaman Chang tries to hold in a fart.
5. "Dammit!" Seaman Chang thought. "Is long time for raxative to kick in!"
Wicked Best of Unscrupulous
"You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken."
Best of blue
The American Capitalist Pig did not bow to me! How Insulting
Best of GregMan
The problem is, a half-hour later you want to review an honor guard again.
Best of Highlander
Always impressionable, Seaman Ping had just returned from a matinee showing of "Men Who Stare at Goats", and he thought, "Heck, what've I got to loose".
Best of Oiao
Kim and other sailors were very confused by the lack of an Organ Grinder in the procession.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Stick out your tush - You're doing the American Mistake
Best of metalgarth
William Hung wasn't the ideal choice for the prime clone but if want a "fighting force of extrodinary magnitude" at a bargain price...
Best of Adriane
First, it was appliances! Then, it was Christmas ornaments!! And now, Chris Matthews has outsourced his tingle up the leg to the Chinese!!!
Best of Rodney Dill
"Scwew you... I work for Mare Brooks."
Best of mega
Obama wondered....what are those shiny, pointy things? And, does everyone here know I won the Nobel Prize, or should I make a speech and tell them?
Best of Kaptain Krude
"He did not wait to get a 'harrumph' out of me!"
Best of Steve O
Tragically, the sailor was later involved in a terrible accident, drowning in an untended bucket of water.
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"Daddy!!! Mommy said you would come back!"
The American Capitalist Pig did not bow to me! How Insulting
"Dammit, I thought we were goring to see Sarah Parin, not this reft-ring douchebag!"
Commies of a feather flock together.
The problem is, a half-hour later youo want to review an honor guard again.
President Soetero steps forward to receive his Order Of The Red Banner for destroying Red China's main enemy, the former United States of Amerikkka.
wv: inosec - right away, as in, "I'll be there inosec."
"You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken."
"He big in nothing, important in good elephant!"
Always impressionable, Seaman Ping had just returned from a matinee showing of "Men Who Stare at Goats", and he thought, "Heck, what've I got to loose".
A non-conformist in a conformist society, Seaman Chin had learned from experience, you have to seize your opportunities when they present themselves.
Ever the prankster, Fung Lee (2nd row, not pictured) chose an inauspicious moment to goose Kim Wong with the tip of his bayonet. At least Kim hoped it was a bayonet.
Thawtbubble of Recognition - "Hey!!! I know him! We share same radyboy in Thai bathhouse on my rast vacation! He one kinky ferrow."
Kim could not hide his expression while secertly pondering Obama's position on the 'Don't Ask, Don't Kill' policy about gays in the Chinese Navy.....
Kim and other sailors were very confused by the lack of an Organ Grinder in the procession.
You mean I got all dressed up for this douchebag?
Stick out your tush - It's the American Mistake
Still looking - but now crossing his eyes to see if it is hidden, Ching is still trying to find the glow around Obama.
Seaman Chang was still somewhat upset that he had bought so many US dollars in 2007.
Next week, that sailor will be starring at a "Bodies" exhibit.
ORA: What was that?!?! This takes totoh *consen-tway-tion*.
Q: How can you tell when a Chinese Navy cadet has Down's syndrome?
A: You can't.
And then Dawn's head melted.
Seaman Chang ogled the dark Muslim American King who had graciously arranged for his radical Uigher brothers to move to the Caribbean.
William Hung wasn't the ideal choice for the prime clone but if want a "fighting force of extrodinary magnitude" at a bargain price...
First, it was appliances! Then, it was Christmas ornaments!! And now, Chris Matthews has outsourced his tingle up the leg to the Chinese!!!
Seaman Chang's thought bubble: George Soros is a lot darker looking than I expected.
Seaman Chang, who studies International Political Science and the Art of Warcraft on shore leave, thinks: Me nah see the half white Bi-Partisan part..... He still a Monkey Boy.
William Hung finally found a group willing to accept him just as he is.
Thought bubble: "In my entire modest little life from the village, I never, ever, ever expected to be right next to a guy who borrowed $3 trillion from us and bankrupt his country. This is so wonderful!"
Yes We Chan
duck...duck...duck...duck...duck...duck...duck...
"Marco!"
"PORO"
"Scwew you... I work for Mare Brooks."
Yes we Cantonese
Fred Armisen performed his duties admirably while Obama signed IOUs in the Finance Ministry basement.
Obama wondered....what are those shiny, pointy things? And, does everyone here know I won the Nobel Prize, or should I make a speech and tell them?
"He did not wait to get a 'harrumph' out of me!"
look at that poor excuse for an alphabet on their hats....I better raise taxes on the rich to pay for broadcasting Sesame Street here.....
hmmmm - I wonder how many voters Acorn could sign up here????
Tragically, the sailor later went missing, presumed drowned while swimming alone just off the continental shelf.
Tragically, the sailor was later involved in a terrible accident, drowning in an untended bucket of water.
Chang enjoyed seeing up-and-coming communist leaders stop by his country to see how to do it right.
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