Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The challenge of distracting nerds


1. "Do you mind? We're trying to post a scathing critique of Windows 7."

2. "Rick, would you mind trying to stay focused on our World of Warcraft quest?"

3. The NSA's crack anti-terrorism squad was just about to red flag Nidal Hasan when they were distracted by a rogue group of State Department interns.

4. "OBAMA IS THE SHIZZLE RACIST TEA-BAGGERS!!!!111!!!" After passing the final test, George Soros's paid trolls were unleashed on the right-wing blogosphere.

5. "United 453 Heavy, turn right 35 degrees on vector... oh, what the hell. It's Rick's birthday and there's naked chicks in the control tower. Land wherever the hell you want."

Best of sonicfrog
Is this what they mean by a "denial of service" attack???

Best of Steve O
Interns work diligently at a typical Bogger's office.
Pictured here is V the K's basement.

Best of dadoctah
The "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" campaign turns dirty.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Skankendales, where nerds gather not to watch the ugly babes but to play WOW and Crysis on souped up PCs.

Best of metalgarth
Sorry, I don't have any "ones" to tuck in your panties. What's your PayPal ID?

Best of molson
I tried "control alt delete", but she still won't go away.

Best of mega
"Hey Bob, check this out...I found a great porn site."

Best of Submariner
I bet she was hawt during the reign of the 286...

Best of jeff
< Dude, does the front of her bikini actually say "Depends" >
[Yes, yes it does]

Best of Adriane
Few people know that Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher' music video had to go through several edits ...

30 comments:

sonicfrog said...

How daft. Isn't this the same slut who tried to seduce Andrw Sullivan a few months back???

sonicfrog said...

Is this what they mean by a "denial of service" attack???

sonicfrog said...

Yes, but if she was wearing a Linux Penguin costume, you would have those zip drives whirring in an instant.

John.....just John said...

Is it just a coincidence that the poster in the background says, "ASUS OPEN"?

Matt the K said...

With a hatchet face like that, I'd get back to working on my 486, too.

Steve O said...

Working at "The Wired Cable" often led to the ultimate humiliation for a stripper -- being ignored by young guys who had never kissed a girl, but who weren't gay either.

Steve O said...

Debra Lafave's computer class was a school favorite.

Steve O said...

Interns work diligently at a typical blogger's office.

Pictured here is V the K's basement.

curly said...

Windows 8's holographic MILF filters are easily cracked by pimple faced hackers.

dadoctah said...

The "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" campaign turns dirty.

dadoctah said...

Weird Science: the Remake.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After 481 facelifts, peels, tucks and laser treatments, 96-year old Phyllis Diller still turned heads. Didn't faze her a bit that they were turning to vomit into nearby wastecans.

-OR-

Skankendales, where nerds gather not to watch the ugly babes but to play WOW and Crysis on souped up PCs.

Anonymous said...

Get off the desk!! I am about to make it with a third level half elfin warrior princess with health powers!

metalgarth said...

Sorry, I don't have any "ones" to tuck in your panties. What's your PayPal ID?

metalgarth said...

All your skank are belong to us

mega said...

Attending ITT Technical Institute was even cooler than they claimed in the commercials.

sonicfrog said...

My, how Carrie Prejean has fallen in hard times.

Ver Word: crotsh

molson said...

I tried "control alt delete", but she still won't go away.

Unscrupulous said...

Multi-slot functionality.

Sleek and easy to use.

Ugly inter"face".

"I invented Windows 7"

mega said...

"Hey Bob, check this out...I found a great porn site."

Jay Guevara said...

"Nah, nuthin'. It's not making my floppy disk into a hard disk."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jeff, I realize they're hooKers. Honest mistake. Coulda sworn the tiny print on the ad said HooTers Internet Cafe.

-OR-

Cougar Thawtbubble - "Owww, I think I just broke my hip!"

-OR-

Cougar Thawtbubble #2 - "I'll be damned, that cheap little SOB did put a quarter in there!"

Mr. Hankey said...

The new college SAT entrance exams are being created to truly identify how your son will perform while managing distractions. The oral portion of the exam is turning out to be a class favorite.

dadoctah said...

"You dumbass. I didn't say bring your wife, I said bring your *WiFi*!"

wv: wienimed. Cheap knockoff of Viagra.

Submariner said...

I bet she was hawt during the reign of the 286...

jeff said...

"Lady, cut it out - you're old enough to be my mom."

"What Julie didn't realize is that she was a cougar in the midst of a puma hunt."

jeff said...

< Dude, does the front of her bikini actually say "Depends" >
[Yes, yes it does]

Matt the K said...

In this all new, totally immersive Berlitz program, students learn how to say--and smell--'Skeezer' in Russian.

Adriane said...

Few people know that Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher' music video had to go through several edits ...

Steve said...

Did I really spell "Bloggers" as "Boggers?"