1. "Hey, there's some cocaine on your shoe."
2. "In my fantasy, he bows the other way," --- Andrew Sullivan.
3. "Oops. my bad, Emperor. For a minute, I thought you were George Soros."
4. "Does this look like head lice?"
5. "I'm not bowing intentionally, it's just that I have absolutely no spine."
Best of James Mcenanly
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
Best of metalgarth
Yes, I would be honored to distribute Mr. Sparkle in my home prefecture.
Best of HLam
"Please accept my country's apologies for bombing the crap out of you. To make up for it here is a CD compilation of all my speeches as well as Karate Kid 1 thru 10."
Best of Jay Guevara
"I am here to give America's apologies for their bombing the crap out of you. Of course, that was way before my time, and I had nothing to do with it. I wasn't even a community organizer then, so it's pre-history. You know I'm half African, too, right? I'm sure you've read my books. Someday I'll have to do that too. I know you've seen me on TV, and heard me on radio. I bet you've been eagerly awaiting me actually being here - I guess I could say "I'm the one you've been waiting for!" Now you've seen me in the flesh, which I know is a big thrill for everyone like you who gets to see me.
Anyway, enough about you. I want to make up for the wrongdoing of the country that elected me, so I hereby give you a commemorative edition DVD of Tora Tora Tora in a format that won't play in Japan. Here, I'll autograph it for you.
By the way, did you know I got the Nobel Peace Prize?"
Best of Steve O
Obama adds a touch of symbolism to his efforts to recreate the "Japanese Economic Miracle of 1990 to 2009"
Best of Matt the K
Empress Michiko await most anxious for join hand honable husband pass on robot blakedance move from Plesident Erectric Boogaroo.
Best of dub
Minutes later, Obama destroys negotiations by pulling Suzy Yakasakis rip cord too soon.
Best of Oiao
Obama appears to have installed an extra bowing joint in the middle of his back after the Saudi incident.