Friday, November 20, 2009

Aw, Horse Spit

Brender
1. Sarah Palin's base as imagined by most of the anchors as MSNBC.

2. Still, it's more sophisticated than the commentary you get from Keith Olbermann.

3. Enumclaw lover's spat.

4. Another feminist spit-take brought to you by the success of Sarah Palin's Going Rogue.

5. Gesundheit!

Best of GregMan
Clearly the old woman doesn't swallow.
Oh G-d I can't believe I wrote that

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dear Miss Manners: No matter how hard I try, I cannot get my daughter to cover her mouth when she spits out a curse. What should I do? Sincerely, Madam Zelda

Best of Adriane
"For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee ..."

Best of jeff
"A good luck ritual also seen at Greek Weddings."

Best of Kaptain Krude
Chalk-faced horse!
(I can't believe nobody has done that one yet!)

17 comments:

GregMan said...

Enumclaw Watersports.

GregMan said...

Another Sarah Jessica Parker fan loses it.

GregMan said...

Clearly the old woman doesn't swallow.

Oh G-d I can't believe I wrote that

Whacko said...

Amish car wash

blue said...

Somehow the horse knew that this wasn't the Happy Trails Horse Retirement Home

Unscrupulous said...

Garlic and onion sandwiches do not a good horse whisperer make.

mega said...

"There, now she's fixed." Changes to rural health care and vet services contributed substantial cost savings to ObamaCare.

mega said...

UN Special Rapporteur: "You're doing well, US. This is much better for Gaia than cities and technology. But now we have to kill the horse, before it farts."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dear Miss Manners: No matter how hard I try, I cannot get my daughter to cover her mouth when she spits out a curse. What should I do? Sincerely, Madam Zelda

-OR-

Thawtbubble of guy wearing Carmen Miranda's hat- "Oh, gawd, meester, did you have to compare my wife to that nag? The hike home's gonna be such a b*tch."

molson said...

Gesundheit!

Adriane said...

"For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee ..."

Mr. Hankey said...

As Maria catches another bullet between her teeth, Jose realizes there is a path out of this one-horse town.

jeff said...

"A good luck ritual also seen at Greek Weddings."

Matt the K said...

Oh boy...woke up in a Tijuana whorehouse again.... How'm I gonna splain this to Mrs. Ed this time?

Oiao said...

Fearing death by H1N1 - New Jersey Gypsies bought into the latest of the 9th Obama Administration’s CDC recommended remedy replacement for actual clinically produced and the virtually inaccessible Swine Flu vaccination = gargling horse piss.

Kaptain Krude said...

Chalk-faced horse!

(I can't believe nobody has done that one yet!)

Steve O said...

Socialized Horsecare.