1. As one can see, Barry Sortero's narcissism began at a very young age.
2. Little did young Barry Soetero know that his 6th grade science project would win him the 2010 Nobel Prize for Chemistry.
3. Young Barry Soetero was at a loss to explain why his farts smelled like the manjuice of Frank Marshall Davis.
4. So, that's what Willis was talking 'bout.
5. "Roses and cinnamon!" insisted an ecstatic Chris Matthews.
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This week, on a very special 'Cosby Show', Dr. Huxtable deals with Theo's budding coprophagia.
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Obama's new choice for Science Czar.
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And then young Barry Soetero won the Lifetime Achievement Award from the perfume and cologne industry.
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By the look on that chick's face, fart one more time and soon we will know how your decaying corpse smells.
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Demitri Martin's crossover appeal meets elementary school laziness.
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Willie's exhibit failed to garner a prize, but art teacher Gertruda Inglestien quickly enrolled him in her advanced pencil & charcoal class for the realism of his detailed center drawing, titled: "underwear skidmarks for 5 days after mom's cabbage & hamhocks supper"
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Ordinarily I'd just let something like this go by without notice, but something tells me this is going to be the basis of a sitcom next season on the Fox network.
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This week, on a very special 'Cosby Show', Dr. Huxtable deals with Theo's budding coprophagia.
At least we got through another school science fair without someone building a volcano.
Obama's new choice for Science Czar.
girl in background: "his farts smell like shit"
10 out of 10 mainstream media reporters agree: Barry's farts smell just wonderful.
Sorry kid, my farts smell yummy, not yours.
And then young Barry Soetero won the Lifetime Achievement Award from the perfume and cologne industry.
By the look on that chick's face, fart one more time and soon we will know how your decaying corpse smells.
"Yeah, I should have just done the Science Project on Toe Jam instead."
Demitri Martin's crossover appeal meets elementary school laziness.
That Leroy actually believes anyone gives a flying crap how his flatulence smells proves again the inanity of liberal self-esteem classes.
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Several years later, a cop interviewing a mugging victim about his harrowing encounter in an alley will recall that science fair exhibit, put 2 and 2 together and quickly arrest gangbanger Tyrone "Boiled Cabbage" Washington for armed robbery.
Willie's exhibit failed to garner a prize, but art teacher Gertruda Inglestien quickly enrolled him in her advanced pencil & charcoal class for the realism of his detailed center drawing, titled: "underwear skidmarks for 5 days after mom's cabbage & hamhocks supper"
"Thank you, we have all we need here. Now let's see what Kimber in the next booth found out about kittens and microwaves."
Chitlins?
Fat Back?
South Central LA?
A.T.D.H.E.A.
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Yes, but how well do they "flamith"
Latrelle was told that science is about finding answers to questions that nobody is asking.
Ordinarily I'd just let something like this go by without notice, but something tells me this is going to be the basis of a sitcom next season on the Fox network.
Young Rufis, just prior to dropping out of the 8th grade to pursue his fettish of being a sanitation engineer..............
"Then, the cabbage lobby sent me a check for $10,000 to take the exhibit down." A young Obama explains to ACORN recruits how to game the system to raise cash.
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