Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Answer: Not Good

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1. As one can see, Barry Sortero's narcissism began at a very young age.

2. Little did young Barry Soetero know that his 6th grade science project would win him the 2010 Nobel Prize for Chemistry.

3. Young Barry Soetero was at a loss to explain why his farts smelled like the manjuice of Frank Marshall Davis.

4. So, that's what Willis was talking 'bout.

5. "Roses and cinnamon!" insisted an ecstatic Chris Matthews.

Best of Matt the K
This week, on a very special 'Cosby Show', Dr. Huxtable deals with Theo's budding coprophagia.

Best of Jay Guevara
Obama's new choice for Science Czar.

Best of GregMan
And then young Barry Soetero won the Lifetime Achievement Award from the perfume and cologne industry.

Best of molson
By the look on that chick's face, fart one more time and soon we will know how your decaying corpse smells.

Best of Steve O
Demitri Martin's crossover appeal meets elementary school laziness.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Willie's exhibit failed to garner a prize, but art teacher Gertruda Inglestien quickly enrolled him in her advanced pencil & charcoal class for the realism of his detailed center drawing, titled: "underwear skidmarks for 5 days after mom's cabbage & hamhocks supper"

Best of dadoctah
Ordinarily I'd just let something like this go by without notice, but something tells me this is going to be the basis of a sitcom next season on the Fox network.

19 comments:

Matt the K said...

This week, on a very special 'Cosby Show', Dr. Huxtable deals with Theo's budding coprophagia.

dadoctah said...

At least we got through another school science fair without someone building a volcano.

Jay Guevara said...

Obama's new choice for Science Czar.

eat me said...

girl in background: "his farts smell like shit"

GregMan said...

10 out of 10 mainstream media reporters agree: Barry's farts smell just wonderful.

GregMan said...

Sorry kid, my farts smell yummy, not yours.

GregMan said...

And then young Barry Soetero won the Lifetime Achievement Award from the perfume and cologne industry.

molson said...

By the look on that chick's face, fart one more time and soon we will know how your decaying corpse smells.

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, I should have just done the Science Project on Toe Jam instead."

Steve O said...

Demitri Martin's crossover appeal meets elementary school laziness.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

That Leroy actually believes anyone gives a flying crap how his flatulence smells proves again the inanity of liberal self-esteem classes.

-OR-

Several years later, a cop interviewing a mugging victim about his harrowing encounter in an alley will recall that science fair exhibit, put 2 and 2 together and quickly arrest gangbanger Tyrone "Boiled Cabbage" Washington for armed robbery.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Willie's exhibit failed to garner a prize, but art teacher Gertruda Inglestien quickly enrolled him in her advanced pencil & charcoal class for the realism of his detailed center drawing, titled: "underwear skidmarks for 5 days after mom's cabbage & hamhocks supper"

dadoctah said...

"Thank you, we have all we need here. Now let's see what Kimber in the next booth found out about kittens and microwaves."

Submariner said...

Chitlins?
Fat Back?
South Central LA?




A.T.D.H.E.A.

metalgarth said...

vw: flamith

Yes, but how well do they "flamith"

Steve O said...

Latrelle was told that science is about finding answers to questions that nobody is asking.

dadoctah said...

Ordinarily I'd just let something like this go by without notice, but something tells me this is going to be the basis of a sitcom next season on the Fox network.

Oiao said...

Young Rufis, just prior to dropping out of the 8th grade to pursue his fettish of being a sanitation engineer..............

mega said...

"Then, the cabbage lobby sent me a check for $10,000 to take the exhibit down." A young Obama explains to ACORN recruits how to game the system to raise cash.