Monday, October 26, 2009

Witch!!!!!!!!!

Brender


1. "Thou hath been found guilty of watching FoxNews, and thou shalt be burned at the stake!"

2. An Alabama courtroom as imagined by the editors of the New York Times.

3. "Sir, I'll ask you to remove yourself from the torture rack. The Folsom Street crowd needs to use it on the Safe Schools Czar."

4. Charles "Nancy" Johnson's banning rituals become ever more elaborate.

5. "You have blighted our crops, scorched our fields, turned our soil to dust... and all for the benefit of some stupid minnow in the Sacramento Delta." The post-Revolution trials of EPA officials were gruesomely satisfying.


Best of Silhouette
The airlines have gotten a little ridiculous with their size and weight requirements. Dang, just measure my computer bag, okay?

Best of John.....just John
No no no. The line for those who are accused of buggery is over there!

Best of Viking04
We have found a Conservative. May we burn him?

Best of mega
"You weigh less than tbe Crucifix Stone. So we will permit you some health care."

19 comments:

Silhouette said...

The airlines have gotten a little ridiculous with their size and weight requirements. Dang, just measure my computer bag, okay?

Silhouette said...

Barnes and Noble's Buy Your Weight In Books promotion was a huge success.

SIlhouette said...

"Fine, you can ride the Looper Twister. Next!"

John.....just John said...

No no no. The line for those who are accused of buggery is over there!

Viking04 said...

We have found a Conservative. May we burn him?

Viking04 said...

It's a fair cop.

Passionate Conservative said...

The Monty Python version of justice appears to be the method of the Obama administration.

trollcrusher said...
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mega said...

By the time the Democrats had finished reworking the bible, it was 12,000 pages and weighed 240 pounds.

Rodney Dill said...

Dr. Van Helswing I presume.

Rodney Dill said...

The Livonia school board resorts to draconian methods to avoid the dark ages.

Rodney Dill said...

Martin Luther reveals the first of his 95 Obeses

Rodney Dill said...

"Heavier than the life work of Bobby Burns?"
"I think we're gonna need a bigger poet."

Rodney Dill said...

Noshferatu's weight loss clinic.

Rodney Dill said...

"Actually I did expect the Spanish Inquisition."

Rodney Dill said...

The preachifying of the Mene Mene Tekel Parson

mega said...

"You weigh less than tbe Crucifix Stone. So we will permit you some health care."

dadoctah said...

"Don't tell me, let me guess. You're a Libra, right?"

wv: flati. Plural of the Latin word for "fart".

Rodney Dill said...

"Book 'im Dano!" ... Fail