Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Turbans, the Belt-Buckles of the Subcontinent

Brender (Again)


1. Dark Helmet's conversion to Sikh did not facilitate the capture of Princess Vespa.

2. "Welcome to 7-11, would you like to try a Slurpee?"

3. Perhaps the one instance in which the caption "Mom" just will not work. On the other hand, his laxative is apparently starting to kick in, and Army of Mom does own that outfit.

4. The Najul house was the only one in the neighborhood that could shun trick-or-treaters without worrying about being TP'd.

5. PBO: "M'Chel, what do you make of his hat?" M'Chel: "A full set of bedroom curtains or one inaugural gown."

Best of dadoctah
Long-time fans are not entirely happy with the new direction ZZ Top has taken....

Best of molson
What not to wear when traveling by air.

Best of Double the U
Now we know where Osama bin Laden is hiding.

Best of Matt the K
Apparently, this is the corner of the world where Grimace is worshipped as a deity.

Best of trollcrusher
The Rebel Alliance had much to fear in "Achmed the Sith" who was known to wear with *IMMENSE* pride, a burnoose which denoted 25 Rebel Alliance starcraft kills.

Best of sixdegreesofblondness
Quick, whack him with a stick-- Halloween treats for everyone!

Best of mega
Sometimes it's better to quit trying to compensate and just admit you're going bald.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Break the backs of your opponents by sending them sparkly lead trinkets for their headgear." ~ Sun Tzu Jr.

Best of Rodney Dill
HASSAN CHOP!

Best of Army of Dad
Dude, that turban is Sikh

Best of metalgarth
How Jihad of Dad met Jihad of Mom

Best of sonicfrog
Dammit, I just found out my favorite band Big Head Todd has pulled a Cat Stevens and converted to islam.

Best of jeff
Arab for "Strong Neck Muscles."

Best of Jay Guevara
"One more 'Karnak' wisecrack and it's on!"

36 comments:

dadoctah said...

Long-time fans are not entirely happy with the new direction ZZ Top has taken....

molson said...

What not to wear when traveling by air.

jeff said...

My strength is that of 5 because my turban is that of 8!

Rodney Dill said...

M-m-m-ma-ma-max Headroom... 20 minutes into the Jihad.

Adriane said...

People look at me and they say ...
Roy, Roy is that your hat?!?

trollcrusher said...
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Double the U said...

Now we know where Osama bin Laden is hiding.

Anonymous said...

Does this turban make my ass look big?

blue said...

Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat

Matt the K said...

You can wrap a tumor all you want, but its still a tumor.

Matt the K said...

Apparently, this is the corner of the world where Grimace is worshipped as a deity.

trollcrusher said...

The Rebel Alliance had much to fear in the Galatic Empire's "Achmed the Sith" who was known to wear with *IMMENSE* pride, a burnoose which denoted 25 Rebel Alliance starcraft shootdowns / kills.

trollcrusher said...

As the sinister influence of U.S. gangs spread overseas, recruiters for the L.A.-based "Crips" gang placated their new Middle Eastern members by allowing them to wear their traditional ethnic garb, albeit with the stipulation that it always be "Crip Blue".

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Quick, whack him with a stick-- Halloween treats for everyone!

prince of leaves said...

Steve decided to go as the Danish Cartoons' "Bomb-Turban Mohammed" this year, but when he couldn't find a suitable cannonball had to make do with a W-53 thermonuclear warhead.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

In Karachi, the local duty circumciser awaits with his cadre... on his cover each silver Bris is worth five bronze Bris. Five regular trims equals a bronze.

All it takes is one slip up and all the medals go to the next cutter. It's five o'clock And he's been on since seven AM yesterday....

mega said...

Charles Johnson's crusade against right-wing bloggers eventually went offline, and got particularly ugly in India, where he violently confronted everyone who had ever used the term 'towelhead'.

mega said...

Sometimes it's better to quit trying to compensate and just admit you're going bald.

mega said...

"We want to meet directly with Obama, or at least Bill Clinton. Leave us at once!" Hillary's address to the Peshmerga Historical and Reenactment Society of Greater Cleveland led to yet another humiliation.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Holy Boil-lancing Day had arrived in Kashmir, and not a moment too soon.

-OR-

"Break the backs of your opponents by sending them sparkly lead trinkets for their headgear." ~ Sun Tzu Jr.

-OR-

Oh sure, Ahmad put on a good act, but the NY Hackers Local 309 negotiator was all hat, no cattle.


WordVerify: crudoze - Truth in Advertising finally gets junk food makers to call a spade a spade... and the crap still flies off the shelves.

Rodney Dill said...

HASSAN CHOP!

Rodney Dill said...

HeadOn... Apply directly to the forehead

Army of Dad said...

Dude, that turban is Sihk!

Army of Dad said...

Nothign to see here folks, just another headcase.

Army of Dad said...

UPSKIRT: UR DOING IT WRONG!

metalgarth said...

I hate sword weilding turban wearing sand n****ers. What? There's one right behi--- (thud)

metalgarth said...

"Welcome to 7-11, would you like to try a Slurpee?"
in our flavor of the month Gihad Grape?

metalgarth said...

No, Ms. Clinton, I will not "filler up" *SLASH* *THUD*

metalgarth said...

The Bollywood versions of the Star Wars prequels were.... eh, no worse than Lucas' I guess

metalgarth said...

How Jihad of Dad met Jihad of Mom

sonicfrog said...

Dammit, I just found out my favorite band Big Head Todd has pulled a Cat Stevens and converted to islam.

jeff said...

Arab for "Strong Neck Muscles."

dadoctah said...

"Mackenzie, honey! Daddy's home!"

trollcrusher said...

Since personal hygiene was not on the top of the list for McDonald's goofy oversized purple mascot "Grimace", it was amazing at what detritus would accumulate in his gluteal folds over the course of a week. Twenty-five silver belt buckles, a couple of beaded necklaces, an odd scimitar or two, and one madder-than-Muhammed-in-a-pork-factory Islamic Jihadist.

Jay Guevara said...

"One more 'Karnak' wisecrack and it's on!"