Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Touched by the Hand of Marx



1. "This is where we will tattoo my mark, but that doesn't happen until the second term."

2. "This is the one who's a compatible tissue match for my cancer-ridden lungs? Well, get to slicin'"

3. "Here, have one of my boogers. I picked it just for you."

4. "Don't worry about your $300,000 share of the debt, son. The dollar will have the value of Monopoly money by the time I get through with it."

5. "And if you don't want to be punished with a baby, the abortion doctor can drill a big hole in its head, right here, and suck its brains out before it's born."

Best of blue
Mr President, can we play rub-a-dub like I did with Michael Jackson and Bubbles??

Best of dadoctah
An older but wiser E.T. still makes the rounds curing cases of "ouch" with the light from his fingertip.
wv: boontar. There's an Uncle Remus reference in there somewhere but I just can't be bothered.

Best of Army of Dad
"Listen here you little shit, I was born in Hawaii and don't you forget it!"

Best of Army of Dad
"Ominos, Dominos, Pizza Hut...go forth and register to vote."

Best of metalgarth
"I know you think you saw Lenny and I 'wrestling' in the men's room at Krusty Burger..."

Best of John.....just John
But don't you EVER let me catch you working for f#$%ing FoxNews network, you got it?

Best of molson
Worship me or Glenn Beck will eat your liver.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
There was a sizzling sound, a smell of ozone, and an agonized shreik, and the rest of the children learned to avert their eyes when His Obamaness passed by.

18 comments:

blue said...

Mama, call de police, this half honky just asked me to pull his finger

blue said...

Mama, is dis man my daddy??

blue said...

Mr President, can we play rub-a-dub like I did with Michael Jackson and Bubbles??

dadoctah said...

An older but wiser E.T. still makes the rounds curing cases of "ouch" with the light from his fingertip.

wv: boontar. There's an Uncle Remus reference in there somewhere but I just can't be bothered.

Army of Dad said...

"Listen here you little shit, I was born in Hawaii and don't you forget it!"

Army of Dad said...

"Ominos, Dominos, Pizza Hut...go forth and register to vote."

Army of Dad said...

"Hello McFly!"

Army of Dad said...

"I knew it was you Fredo, I knew it was you."

Army of Dad said...

"Are you the one who pulled the plug on my teleprompter!?"

blue said...

and you son, will be named as my successor since that ho M'chel only pops out girls.....

blue said...

ObamaCare predits one of you will die before age 5...Eeny, meeny, miny, moe......

Rodney Dill said...

"Don't Sylar me bro'"

thedoyle said...

"...and right there is where I will put the Mark of the Beast on all of you"

metalgarth said...

"I know you think you saw Lenny and I 'wrestling' in the men's room at Krusty Burger..."

John.....just John said...

But don't you EVER let me catch you working for f#$%ing FoxNews network, you got it?

molson said...

Worship me or Glenn Beck will eat your liver.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

There was a sizzling sound, a smell of ozone, and an agonized shreik, and the rest of the children learned to avert their eyes when His Obamaness passed by.

trollcrusher said...

Obama does his best "Hunchback of Notre Dame" pose before an adoring audience. (Check out that prominent bump between the shoulderblades).