Touched by the Hand of Marx

Knowledge Is Power

1. "This is where we will tattoo my mark, but that doesn't happen until the second term."

2. "This is the one who's a compatible tissue match for my cancer-ridden lungs? Well, get to slicin'"

3. "Here, have one of my boogers. I picked it just for you."

4. "Don't worry about your $300,000 share of the debt, son. The dollar will have the value of Monopoly money by the time I get through with it."

5. "And if you don't want to be punished with a baby, the abortion doctor can drill a big hole in its head, right here, and suck its brains out before it's born."

Best of blue
Mr President, can we play rub-a-dub like I did with Michael Jackson and Bubbles??

Best of dadoctah
An older but wiser E.T. still makes the rounds curing cases of "ouch" with the light from his fingertip.
wv: boontar. There's an Uncle Remus reference in there somewhere but I just can't be bothered.

Best of Army of Dad
"Listen here you little shit, I was born in Hawaii and don't you forget it!"

Best of Army of Dad
"Ominos, Dominos, Pizza Hut...go forth and register to vote."

Best of metalgarth
"I know you think you saw Lenny and I 'wrestling' in the men's room at Krusty Burger..."

Best of John.....just John
But don't you EVER let me catch you working for f#$%ing FoxNews network, you got it?

Best of molson
Worship me or Glenn Beck will eat your liver.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
There was a sizzling sound, a smell of ozone, and an agonized shreik, and the rest of the children learned to avert their eyes when His Obamaness passed by.