Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Swimfreaks



1. The Chernobyl High School swim team prepares for a practice session.

2. "The Death Panel said it would cost too much to treat our deformities. Help me with these weights."

3. Post ObamaCare, the facilities at Lourdes had to be expanded to handle everyone denied health care.

4. Hillary seems to be enjoying her spa vacation with Rachel Maddow.

5. The Coinjoined Twins Paralympics were held in Lake Placid this week.

Best of metalgarth
at least it is more entertaining than watching the prez go bowling

Best of GregMan
"Dub's girlfriends, in the Alternate Universe. They have goatees, too."

Best of Matt the K
Deanna Torres dwarfs the competition. Seriously-- she actually owns a shrink ray that can do that.

Best of Adriane
Things just haven't been the same since Randy Newman bought out ESPN ...

Best of jeff
"Little People, Big Pool"

Best of mega
After all the hot conservative chicks had been booted out, the Miss America pageant devolved into a comedy of demented talent segments.

Best of sixdegreesofblondness
"I love your cankles!"
"I love yours more!!"

Best of mega
Joy Behar celebrated her recent fame and fortune with her BFF and a brand new in-ground olympic pool.

22 comments:

sonicfrog said...

The Chernobyl High School swim team prepares for a practice session.

Shit V, I'm not sure that this can be topped.

Wer Word: muther

metalgarth said...

at least it is more entertaining than watching the prez go bowling

HLam said...

"Heigh Ho...Heigh Ho...It's off to swim we go"

jeff said...

"Are you sure it's safe? I've heard if you don't have enough body fat you'll sink..."

GregMan said...

Dub's girlfriends, in the Alternate Universe. They have goatees, too.

GregMan said...

This beats having to look at another picture of M'chelle's butt, anyhoo.

Unscrupulous said...

V... I am outraged... giggle. I can't believe you.. giggle, giggle... can be so insensitive as to... giggle, giggle... post this kind of... LOL! OMG. Nevermind.

jeff said...

"Please - don't jump!"
"Mom, it's just swim practice."

trollcrusher said...

GREGMAN SAID:

"Dub's girlfriends, in the Alternate Universe. They have goatees, too."

>>> Hands down, IMHO the best quip yet (gonna give dub conniptions) ... BTW where's dub been hiding? <<<

trollcrusher said...

"Oompa loompa doompety doo ..."

Silhouette said...

Oops. I think they were dry clean only.

Matt the K said...

Deanna Torres dwarfs the competition. Seriously-- she actually owns a shrink ray that can do that.

Adriane said...

Things just haven't been the same since Randy Newman bought out ESPN ...

dadoctah said...

I was nearly sick to my stomach until I made sure it wasn't Thursday.

wv: karousal. Fitting on *so* many levels.

jeff said...

"Little People, Big Pool"

mega said...

After all the hot conservative chicks had been booted out, the Miss America pageant devolved into a comedy of demented talent segments.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Police quickly sealed the peephole at Jenny Craig's Fat Farm Swim Club after 4 hysterical blind men turned up at a nearby ER.

-OR-

The Cottage Cheesers weren't much to look at; but in water, they were almost porpoise-like, catching live fish tossed by the audience.

sixdegreesofblondness said...

"I love your cankles!"
"I love yours more!!"

(Gawd, I'm goin' to hell)

mega said...

Joy Behar celebrated her recent fame and fortune with her BFF and a brand new in-ground olympic pool.

Kaptain Krude said...

Mix-A-Lot's in trouble!

prince of leaves said...

Who knew Michelle Obama had albino triplet sisters?

Rodney Dill said...

....but there's no lifeguard in the deep end of the gene pool.