1. "Where the bony, botoxed-up, face-lifted, nasty, stupid white women at?"
2. "And the winner of the 2009 DNC Halloween costume contest is 'Nancy Pelosi,' for her Drag Queen Cryptkeeper costume."
3. "Second prize goes to Olympia Snowe, for her Republican Senator costume."
4. "Third prize goes to Barney Frank as Batman, and a naked high school boy in a leash and studded leather collar as Robin."
5. "Thank you, Jack Black, for that inspiring opening prayer. Now, Anita Dunn is going to come up and read some quotes from Mao's Little Red Book."
Best of metalgarth
Sorry, Lenny, Edna K. is my woman now.
Best of SamEyeAm
Give it up one more time, Sexual Chocolate!
Best of Uchuck the Tucchuck
"Who's the white bitch
With the face to tight to twitch?
You Damn right..."
Best of John.....just John
B.O. and Nancy had the routine down pat. He would make fart noises and she would contort her face into an "I'm farting" look. Killed every time.
Best of GregMan
"And now, San Fran Nan will light the ceremonial Amerikkkan flag."
Best of blue
dis here be my bottom bitch, Nancy
Best of Adriane
Palomino. Palomino! P-A-L-O-M-I-N-O!!!
Best of blue
dear Nancy - Let me sing you love songs, written in the letters of your name.....
Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "Hey it wasn't me... it was Nancy who farted..."
Nancy: ("Cripes... even that's on the teleprompter."}
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Pull, um, my, uh finger."
Best of mega
"And here we have some grade A prime, boys. $100,000 and you can load her up on the yacht and sail home tonight." Obama did his best pitch for the Arab slave traders, but deep down, knew he was about to get Copenhagened again.