Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Soul Brother and the Succubus

Brender

1. "Where the bony, botoxed-up, face-lifted, nasty, stupid white women at?"

2. "And the winner of the 2009 DNC Halloween costume contest is 'Nancy Pelosi,' for her Drag Queen Cryptkeeper costume."

3. "Second prize goes to Olympia Snowe, for her Republican Senator costume."

4. "Third prize goes to Barney Frank as Batman, and a naked high school boy in a leash and studded leather collar as Robin."

5. "Thank you, Jack Black, for that inspiring opening prayer. Now, Anita Dunn is going to come up and read some quotes from Mao's Little Red Book."

Best of metalgarth
Sorry, Lenny, Edna K. is my woman now.

Best of SamEyeAm
Give it up one more time, Sexual Chocolate!

Best of Uchuck the Tucchuck
"Who's the white bitch
With the face to tight to twitch?

Nance!

You Damn right..."

Best of John.....just John
B.O. and Nancy had the routine down pat. He would make fart noises and she would contort her face into an "I'm farting" look. Killed every time.

Best of GregMan
"And now, San Fran Nan will light the ceremonial Amerikkkan flag."

Best of blue
dis here be my bottom bitch, Nancy

Best of Adriane
Palomino. Palomino! P-A-L-O-M-I-N-O!!!

Best of blue
dear Nancy - Let me sing you love songs, written in the letters of your name.....

Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "Hey it wasn't me... it was Nancy who farted..."
Nancy: ("Cripes... even that's on the teleprompter."}

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Pull, um, my, uh finger."

Best of mega
"And here we have some grade A prime, boys. $100,000 and you can load her up on the yacht and sail home tonight." Obama did his best pitch for the Arab slave traders, but deep down, knew he was about to get Copenhagened again.

26 comments:

HLam said...

"She'll be the next one thrown under the bus."

Matt the K said...

O.J. points to the REAL killer.

Matt the K said...

"Eeaaaaaasy baybee, 15 Schnitzelgruben's my limit!"

metalgarth said...

Twenny fie? Twenny fie? Twenny fie? Going once... twice... Sold to the really desperate guy in the back. (ACORN fundraisers were always a pain in the butt)

metalgarth said...

Sorry, Lenny, Edna K. is my woman now.

SamEyeAm said...

Give it up one more time, Sexual Chocolate!

Silhouette said...

Nancy, Nancy, Nancy. You'd think that a woman as concerned with outward appearance as you would remember that they always photograph The One from well below his eye-level, to give that 'gazing upward at a Father/Hero/God' persepective. But that angle does NOT flatter your chin.

Uchuck the Tucchuck said...

"Who's the white bitch
With the face to tight to twitch?

Nance!

You Damn right..."

John.....just John said...

B.O. and Nancy had the routine down pat. He would make fart noises and she would contort her face into an "I'm farting" look. Killed every time.

GregMan said...

"Do you believe it? Some white man actually hits this!"

GregMan said...

"And now, San Fran Nan will light the ceremonial Amerikkkan flag."

blue said...

dis here be my bottom bitch, Nancy

Adriane said...

Palomino. Palomino! P-A-L-O-M-I-N-O!!!

dadoctah said...

"She may not be much to look at, but she sure can dance!"

Army of Dad said...

"The hole where her heart should be is right about here."

Jay Guevara said...

"Why is San Francisco full of fags? I got your answer right here!"

Jay Guevara said...

"The runner up is Barbara Boxer, and the winner is...Nancy Pelosi! Yes, folks, she's now offically the dumbest bitch in California."

sonicfrog said...

Who will shoulder the blame when Health Care Reform fails.....

blue said...

dear Nancy - Let me sing you love songs, written in the letters of your name.....

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "Hey it wasn't me... it was Nancy who farted..."
Nancy: ("Cripes... even that's on the teleprompter."}

Rodney Dill said...

"Where da white women at?"

molson said...

EEEK!

Mr. Hankey said...

For our next act, I bet you can't see my lips move while I drink this glass of water and my Nancy puppet calls you a Nazi.

Anonymous said...

Dickhead and Clenis, together again.

Capt. Queeg said...

"Pull, um, my, uh finger."

mega said...

"And here we have some grade A prime, boys. $100,000 and you can load her up on the yacht and sail home tonight." Obama did his best pitch for the Arab slave traders, but deep down, knew he was about to get Copenhagened again.