Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Shooting One's Mouth Off Would Be the Obvious Angle

Brender


1. Eating a gun. UR DOIN IT WORNG!

2. So, Sully's not the only one whose had someone shoot off in his mouth lately.

3. Uh oh, somebody lost a fight with J-Lo

4. Sully's Google Image Search for "men with junk in their mouths" produced a more satisfactory result once SafeSearch was disabled.

5. These Quentin Tarantino movies are really starting to get hackneyed.

Best of Rodney Dill
No no. Gingivitis is dental GUM disease.

Best of prince of leaves
Chun's dentist has to constantly nag on him to fieldstrip and oil.

Best of prince of leaves
Looks like someone tried the spring surprise.

Best of trollcrusher
How *NOT* to smuggle firearms into a Philipene maximum security prison.

Best of dadoctah
"Efcuve me whife I whiff viff ouff."

Best of Silhouette
The teacher assigned an oral report on the Hamilton-Burr duel.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Never has "dis ezz a stick up" carried less gravitas.

Best of molson
Sway hewo twoo my wittle fweinds.

Best of jeff
"Concealed weapons - ur doing it wrong."

Best of Matt the K
Dammit! I said bring me some Chewing GUM!!!!

Best of metalgarth
That's one way to make sure the Cavity Creeps never come back

31 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm your huckleberry."

Rodney Dill said...

Thanks to Smith and Wession Oil the third gun is not visible.

Rodney Dill said...

No no. Gingivitis is dental GUM disease.

prince of leaves said...

"You're gonna put your teeth out with those things!"

prince of leaves said...

Struthers: "But without your help Chun won't get the surgery he needs, and may never know the simple pleasure of drinking a milkshake through a straw..."

prince of leaves said...

Heroes ORA: After one look, even Samuel decided this was one "gift" the family didn't need.

prince of leaves said...

Chun's dentist has to constantly nag on him to fieldstrip and oil.

prince of leaves said...

Looks like someone tried the spring surprise.

trollcrusher said...

How *NOT* to smuggle firearms into a Philipene maximum security prison.

dadoctah said...

"Efcuve me whife I whiff viff ouff."

Matt the K said...

I know what you tinking. "Does he have eight molar or only seven?" Well, to tell you truth, in all excitement I kind of lost tlack myself.

sonicfrog said...

I was going to comment about this guy being the new Obama gun-control Czar, but in retrospect, when compared to the other Czars, he seems... well... too normal.

Silhouette said...

The teacher assigned an oral report on the Hamilton-Burr duel.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

'Sheriff of Rock Ridge.'

Ang Lee's remake of "Blazing Saddles" was disturbing.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Future Leaders of America (we r doomed)

-or-

"FIRE IN THE HOLES"

-or-

The new health care program (er, boondoggle) included a public option for euthanasia, but specified that it only be used on those who couldn't hit the side of a barn.

-or-

You might assume that the premise behind the gangbanger's high school science fair project was that - if for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction, two will cancel each other out. WRONG! His lab partners just want to see if his head will spin around like an owl's.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"How to go deaf dumb and blind in under a second" was the latest in a new series of the famous "for Dummies" books to be recalled because too many teens took them seriously.

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All I want for Cinco de Mayo is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, oh my two front teeth... and my jawbone, sinuses, hearing, eyesight..."

-or-

Never has "dis ezz a stick up" carried less gravitas.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

X-Files, Season Six, Dreamland, Area 51, deleted scene - armed illegals attempt to scamper across the desert near Groom Lake one night.

WordVerify: cowsit - cow pattie, meadow muffin, congressional promises to balance budgets, reduce crime, secure borders, lower taxes, eliminate fraud, ad nauseum

molson said...

Sway hewo twoo my wittle fweinds.

jeff said...

"Concealed weapons - ur doing it wrong."

Adriane said...

Yeah Darlin' go make it happen,
Take the world in a love embrace,
Fire all of your guns at once,
and ... um, um, ok nevermind ...

blue said...

now lets see, what other office can I shove a gun into?

Matt the K said...

Yeah, that's right. They call me Johnny Two-Gums.

Matt the K said...

Dammit! I said bring me some Chewing GUM!!!!

curly said...

You can have my gun when you pry it out of my cold dead cheek holes.

metalgarth said...

I don't understand these new Scope commercials at all.

metalgarth said...

That's one way to make sure the Cavity Creeps never come back

Kaptain Krude said...

"That rousy dentist! I tord him I want to see his work! This not what I mean!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Ret's see that rousy ennui come near me now!"

Jay Guevara said...

"One false move and I'll shoot. I mean it!"

Whacko said...

I might be wrong but is this guy wearing a Lakers uniform? "Hey Kobe, open this!"

mklasing said...

The Taliban's attempt to be more tolerant and recruit gay emo terrorists went horribly wrong.