Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Send in the Clowns

Knowledge is Power

1. "Don't arrest that man in the John Wayne Gacy outfit! He's the Safe Schools czar!"

2. "Mr. Sullivan, didn't you learn anything from that brutal jailhouse gang-rape you got the last time we arrested you?"

3. "Just be quite, Chuckles. You can explain to the judge about your 'wide stance' when you get your day in court."

4. "Good Lord, have any of you lefties ever heard of soap or deodorant? From now on, I'm only working tea parties."

5. "No, I will not tell you you've been a naughty bad boy.... What do you mean 'harder?'"

Silent But Deadly Best of Matt the K
Be careful with that one, Ian! Those teardrop markings mean she's killed a rival mime troupe!

Best of GregMan
"Come along, Mr. Biden, the padded van is here to take you back to the cabinet meeting."

Best of metalgarth
Turns out the rumors about the "Grand Prize Game" being rigged with Bozoputer were true after all

Best of robert
By jove, Nigel, we've gone and arrested the Prime Minister!

Best of Silhouette
Oh dear, what kind of trouble has Galloway gotten himself into now?

Best of Army of Dad
"...and where you are going they just love clowns!"

23 comments:

thedoyle said...

I can't tell if that clown is male or female. Maybe it can't either and that explains why its a sad clown.

GregMan said...

"Come along, Mr. Biden, the padded van is here to take you back to the cabinet meeting."

GregMan said...

Ennui can be a terrible thing for clowns.

GregMan said...

Yet another Obambi supporter gets a look at the Presidential approval polls.

metalgarth said...

Turns out the rumors about the "Grand Prize Game" being rigged with Bozoputer were true after all

Matt the K said...

Be careful with that one, Ian! Those teardrop markings mean she's killed a rival mime troupe!

molson said...

Later in life, this the usual result of an awkward family photo.

sonicfrog said...

ORA: Retirement has been unfortunately unkind to Patrick Rafter...

PS. It's actually been quite good!

robert said...

By jove, Nigel, we've gone and arrested the Prime Minister!

Mr. Right said...

Because someone has to say it:

"Why so serious?"




WV = upulpo (What a perfect name for our little clown friend here!)

Mr. Right said...

ORA:

♪ Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown,
"If the kids just love me back,
I"ll never wear a frown!" ♪

Mr. Right said...

At long last, Central Command today announced the capture of another most wanted Iraqi fugitive from its famous deck of cards, after the Jack of Diamonds was arrested for buggery in a tiny village near Qom.

Mr. Right said...

Get it "Jack"... "buggery"...

Aaaaahhh, my efforts are wasted on you people!


I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S TRUE AND I HAVE SCREEN GRABS TO PROVE IT:
wv = lisbo

ROTFLMAO!!!

Silhouette said...

Oh dear, what kind of trouble has Galloway gotten himself into now?

Mr. Right said...

Did you at least get the "Qom" reference. (Actual city in Iran, but I took a bit of license...)

Okay, I'll shut up now...

blue said...

if you want to be a "Clown for Obama" you must paint on a happy face!

Adriane said...

After 'The 'Heathers' as they came to be known, were strong enough to elect one of their own, V the K found himself Enemy Number One when he continued "to deny" a certain sighting photo...

"People, it's just a clown!" were his last known words.

Army of Dad said...

Tears of a clown.

Army of Dad said...

He(?) is laughing on the inside.

Army of Dad said...

A bobby and a bozo.

Army of Dad said...

"...and where you are going they just love clowns!"

Army of Dad said...

"You say anything else about me mum and you will have two black eyes!"

Army of Dad said...

They always trying to catch me riding squirty.