1. "Don't arrest that man in the John Wayne Gacy outfit! He's the Safe Schools czar!"
2. "Mr. Sullivan, didn't you learn anything from that brutal jailhouse gang-rape you got the last time we arrested you?"
3. "Just be quite, Chuckles. You can explain to the judge about your 'wide stance' when you get your day in court."
4. "Good Lord, have any of you lefties ever heard of soap or deodorant? From now on, I'm only working tea parties."
5. "No, I will not tell you you've been a naughty bad boy.... What do you mean 'harder?'"
Silent But Deadly Best of Matt the K
Be careful with that one, Ian! Those teardrop markings mean she's killed a rival mime troupe!
Best of GregMan
"Come along, Mr. Biden, the padded van is here to take you back to the cabinet meeting."
Best of metalgarth
Turns out the rumors about the "Grand Prize Game" being rigged with Bozoputer were true after all
Best of robert
By jove, Nigel, we've gone and arrested the Prime Minister!
Best of Silhouette
Oh dear, what kind of trouble has Galloway gotten himself into now?
Best of Army of Dad
"...and where you are going they just love clowns!"
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I can't tell if that clown is male or female. Maybe it can't either and that explains why its a sad clown.
"Come along, Mr. Biden, the padded van is here to take you back to the cabinet meeting."
Ennui can be a terrible thing for clowns.
Yet another Obambi supporter gets a look at the Presidential approval polls.
Turns out the rumors about the "Grand Prize Game" being rigged with Bozoputer were true after all
Be careful with that one, Ian! Those teardrop markings mean she's killed a rival mime troupe!
Later in life, this the usual result of an awkward family photo.
ORA: Retirement has been unfortunately unkind to Patrick Rafter...
PS. It's actually been quite good!
By jove, Nigel, we've gone and arrested the Prime Minister!
Because someone has to say it:
"Why so serious?"
WV = upulpo (What a perfect name for our little clown friend here!)
ORA:
♪ Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown,
"If the kids just love me back,
I"ll never wear a frown!" ♪
At long last, Central Command today announced the capture of another most wanted Iraqi fugitive from its famous deck of cards, after the Jack of Diamonds was arrested for buggery in a tiny village near Qom.
Get it "Jack"... "buggery"...
Aaaaahhh, my efforts are wasted on you people!
I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S TRUE AND I HAVE SCREEN GRABS TO PROVE IT:
wv = lisbo
ROTFLMAO!!!
Oh dear, what kind of trouble has Galloway gotten himself into now?
Did you at least get the "Qom" reference. (Actual city in Iran, but I took a bit of license...)
Okay, I'll shut up now...
if you want to be a "Clown for Obama" you must paint on a happy face!
After 'The 'Heathers' as they came to be known, were strong enough to elect one of their own, V the K found himself Enemy Number One when he continued "to deny" a certain sighting photo...
"People, it's just a clown!" were his last known words.
Tears of a clown.
He(?) is laughing on the inside.
A bobby and a bozo.
"...and where you are going they just love clowns!"
"You say anything else about me mum and you will have two black eyes!"
They always trying to catch me riding squirty.
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