Friday, October 23, 2009

Panda Express


1. Multi-cultural confusion. That is *not* how you break a pinata!

2. As the Panda Signal appears in the sky over Guangdong, Panda Man leaps into the Pandamobile to confront the, um, pandemonium.

3. Underendowed tops make Lou-Lou a sad ... and unsatisfied ... panda.

4. The Safe School Czar denied that he intentionally scheduled the Plushy convention in the same hotel as the High School Mascot convention.

5. Toward the end, Jerry Springer got rather desperate for topics. e.g. "Plushy Exhibitionists"

Wicked Best of molson
My panda got rear ended today. Now it just drives around with this stupid expression on it's face.

Best of Army of Dad
(ORA) Getting riden like a cheap whore makes me a sad panda.

Best of dadoctah
I for one am fed up with all this yellow on black and white violence!

Best of Silhouette
What's black and white and gets taken for a ride by foreign powers?

Best of dadoctah
"So the boys in marketing said to me, 'we need something to make the Segway look cool'. I told 'em I'd work on it."

Best of Rodney Dill
Rone Ranger - "Hi-Ho Server away..."
(OK so he's just chinese tech support)

Best of Matt the K
At this experimental clinic in Xianxhou, victims of panda rape are allowed to exact their revenge in a controlled environment.

23 comments:

Army of Dad said...

(ORA) Getting riden like a cheap whore makes me a sad panda.

Army of Dad said...

Get on your bad Ursus scooter and ride.

dadoctah said...

I for one am fed up with all this yellow on black and white violence!

Army of Dad said...

Brack and white scooter tour.

Army of Dad said...
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Army of Dad said...

Asian man riding black and white bear yielded a less than desired result for Sully.

Army of Dad said...

This damn thing bearry goes at ar.

Army of Dad said...

Of nice, this panda scooter even has a oral opening for "bamboo".

Silhouette said...

What's black and white and gets taken for a ride by foreign powers?

trollcrusher said...
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trollcrusher said...

The Republic of China's latest line of "mountain bikes" didn't quite seem to fit the bill for offroad use ... or street use ... or for that matter, any use at all.

sonicfrog said...

OK. Look, we have definitive proof that Pandas can adapt to global warming. Can we please take them off the endangered species list... please?

mega said...

GM's newest model cost $100,000 used no fossil fuel, and was fairly reliable if provided with a ton or two of bamboo per month.

molson said...

My panda got rear ended today. Now it just drives around with this stupid expression on it's face.

blue said...

The Man Panda Love Association urges Obama to repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

dadoctah said...

"So the boys in marketing said to me, 'we need something to make the Segway look cool'. I told 'em I'd work on it."

Rodney Dill said...

USPS resorts to Panda Express to reduce costs.

Rodney Dill said...

Answers the age old question -- What's black and white and rode all over.

Rodney Dill said...

Rone Ranger - "Hi-Ho Server away..."
(OK so he's just chinese tech support)

Rodney Dill said...

This Panda is about to find out what Kemosabe really means.

Rodney Dill said...


Oh, I've been through the desert,
on a Panda with not name...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hoo Flung Poo's looking forward to sleeping in the garage, because upgrading from bike to pandamobile awakens fond memories of his parents' horses and sheep keeping everyone warm on cold winter nights.

Matt the K said...

At this experimental clinic in Xianxhou, victims of panda rape are allowed to exact their revenge in a controlled environment.