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The newly proposed democrat tax on Muppets is truly gruesome
Get'er Done! Kermit, you circle round to her right and make some noise. Cookie Monster, you circle left and hit her over the head. I'll make that check out to PBS instead of the DNC and our show can run for another year.
"Dear Playgirl,I never thought it would happen to me..."
Sheila Johnson never did find out how to get to Sesame Street, but she got one hell of a trophy.
All I wanted was a little head from Elmo...
From the moment Elmo witnessed Johnson writing out her orders to the city government to seize Sesame Street through eminent domain and demolish it for her new shopping mall, he was a marked muppet.
Dear Children,I apologize for my actions. I clearly misunderstood you when you said your Tickle Me Elmo needed two test tickles. My apologies for the "modifications" I made to your toy.Sincerely,Sheila JohnsonBusiness CEO,Elmo Molester
"This is, indeed, a very disturbing universe."
"Don't look now, but the money you could save by switching to Geico has called in reinforcements."
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