Saturday, October 17, 2009

OMG! She Decapitated Elmo


A gruesome display indeed...

9 comments:

blue said...

The newly proposed democrat tax on Muppets is truly gruesome

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Get'er Done! Kermit, you circle round to her right and make some noise. Cookie Monster, you circle left and hit her over the head. I'll make that check out to PBS instead of the DNC and our show can run for another year.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Dear Playgirl,

I never thought it would happen to me..."

Kaptain Krude said...

Sheila Johnson never did find out how to get to Sesame Street, but she got one hell of a trophy.

jj said...

All I wanted was a little head from Elmo...

prince of leaves said...

From the moment Elmo witnessed Johnson writing out her orders to the city government to seize Sesame Street through eminent domain and demolish it for her new shopping mall, he was a marked muppet.

dub said...

Dear Children,

I apologize for my actions. I clearly misunderstood you when you said your Tickle Me Elmo needed two test tickles. My apologies for the "modifications" I made to your toy.

Sincerely,

Sheila Johnson
Business CEO,
Elmo Molester

Kaptain Krude said...

"This is, indeed, a very disturbing universe."

dadoctah said...

"Don't look now, but the money you could save by switching to Geico has called in reinforcements."