Thursday, October 22, 2009

No, wait, THESE are BIG UNS!



Best of metalgarth
"Illegal Beach Ball Smuggling has Authorities Stumped"

Best of Van Helsing
Call the fire department! Bill Clinton fell into her cleavage and hasn't been seen since.

Best of Jay Guevara
Definitely a mammal. Most definitely.

Best of Silhouette
I didn't know Octamom was breastfeeding! Good for her.

Best of GregMan
Dunno about the rest of you but my ennui just freakin' disappeared!

Best of Dactyl
And I can paint those boobs for just $39.95!! Cause I'm CRRAAAZZYY!!!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Never has a hominid had more trouble walking upright.

Best of mega
Nice MeganMcCains.

Best of Adriane
Scientists in Holland continue to deny rumors of a Woman-Holstein hybrid ...

27 comments:

metalgarth said...

"Illegal Beach Ball Smuggling has Authorities Stumped"

Van Helsing said...

Call the fire department! Bill Clinton fell into her cleavage and hasn't been seen since.

trollcrusher said...

"Gargantuan Genetically-Modified Potato Smuggling HAS Authorities Bamboozled"

trollcrusher said...

By goodness, if that chest doesn't resemble M'chelle Obammy's buttocks while bending over to tend the White House veggie garden, I don't know what does.

Jay Guevara said...

Definitely a mammal. Most definitely.

Matt the K said...

Just because you *can* use Photoshop doesn't mean you *should* use Photoshop.

Silhouette said...

I didn't know Octamom was breastfeeding! Good for her.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

So...when did "Thursday Babe" become "Thursday Mutant?"

GregMan said...

Another government employee has "medically necessary" surgery paid for by the taxpayers.

GregMan said...

Dunno about the rest of you but my ennui just freakin' disappeared!

sonicfrog said...

One must be particularly careful when pinning the corsage...

sonicfrog said...

Hey, don't laugh. If she falls, she bounces right back up. It's a safety feature!

sonicfrog said...

ORA: She carries half of the Korean Peninsula's squirrel population with her.

Reference found here.

Ver Word: toncling

divine miss m said...

Standard caption #31:

Put your head in between them and go "blubble, blubble, blubble" with American Express.

Dactyl said...

And I can paint those boobs for just $39.95!! Cause I'm CRRAAAZZYY!!!

(vw: marrhie. Marrhie me baby, I could use two sprained wrists. And I can help you put your shoes on.)

Mister Bixby said...

It's a little known fact that the tensile strength of spider silk is superior to high-grade steel (Thus Spake Wikipedia)

Those tank top straps, however, make spider silk look like kite string!

vw: unall
"un all the li'l boys felt funny in their pants for the very first time"

dadoctah said...

For your safety, never, *never* let her get in a draft!

Viking04 said...

OSHA issued an immediate cease and desist order.

Rodney Dill said...

"Nuthin' makes my ass look big."

Kaptain Krude said...

Have you seen her shoes? Well, she sure hasn't! ^rimshot^

dadoctah said...

I don't want to be around when the tide goes out.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Never has a hominid had more trouble walking upright.

-OR-

Physicians were able to eliminate Estella's back pain by replacing her spine, buttocks and legs with a solid lead core.

-OR-

David Attenborough whispers- "Unlike the bumblebee that employs body vector shifts to overcome aerodynamic incongruities, this quasi human walks erect because her Dirigible Boobies® are filled with pure helium."

-OR-

Later, Maria's face turned 5 shades of red when, inside a crowded city bus, her new and overinflated boobs developed a slow, squeaky leak.

-OR-

That's one tiny mincing step for woman, one giant game of ping pong for womankind should Greta be hit by a passing bicyclist.

WordVerify: bakines - that part of the leg joint enduring the most stress from hefty boobies

mega said...

So, Ralph Lauren's photoshop team finally got the message.

mega said...

Nice MeganMcCains.

Adriane said...

Scientists in Holland continue to deny rumors of a Woman-Holstein hybrid ...

Dactyl said...

Army of Mom's genetic experiments are getting a little out of hand.

Rodney Dill said...

Know who has even bigger boobs? The Whitehouse staff