Smoker FAILBest of prince of leaves
Even Courtney Love had to start somewhere.
Best of trollcrusher
The secret to the trick of holding the burning end of a cigarette in one's mouth was due to having a NOMEX coated tongue. Granted, you could perform the stunt endless times ... however, you couldn't taste the difference between a swig of lighter fluid and a glass of grapefruit juice.
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That's nothin'. the real embarrassing part was when I lit the power outlet 10 feet behind me instead of the cigarette.
Best of mega
The good news: Obama's habits had rubbed off on the nation's youth. The bad news: most were too stupid to do it right.
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Young Laura Dern savors the robust flavor of Ennui brand cigarettes.
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For my next trick ...
This is your brain on drugs ... any questions?
Even Courtney Love had to start somewhere.
"I tried smoking once, but I couldn't get the darned thing to light."
Her friends later developed brain cramps due to the second-hand stupid.
Pair of thin gold neckchains -- check.
Fashionable olive drab jacket -- check.
Edgy unstyled blonde locks -- check.
"Fresh-from-a-prefrontal-cortex-lobotomy" look with matching inverted cig dangling from lower lip -- PRICELESS.
The secret to the trick of holding the burning end of a cigarette in one's mouth was due to having a NOMEX coated tongue. Granted, you could perform the stunt endless times ... however, you couldn't taste the difference between a swig of lighter fluid and a glass of grapefruit juice.
Too drunk to smoke.
That's nothin'. the real embarrassing part was when I lit the power outlet 10 feet behind me instead of the cigarette.
The good news: Obama's habits had rubbed off on the nation's youth. The bad news: most were too stupid to do it right.
"I'll give you this cigarette or a BJ for that Hole CD."
"Wait, now I have to buy health insurance or I go to jail? Like, dude."
Jeez, somebody should really hold a seminar on Women and Smoking. Hilllllaaarrrrryyyyyy!
That's what she gets for kissing President Obama.
Young Laura Dern savors the robust flavor of Ennui brand cigarettes.
(To be spoken in a conspiring whisper):
We've secretly replaced this young concert-going chick's lipgloss with an Elmer's Glue Stick. Let's see if she notices ...
I voted for Obama & Acorn gave me this cigarette ... got a light?
You see, I told you this would happen if the government decreased the amount of harmful crap in cigarettes. Kids are klever and are going to do what they can to get their fix.
Well, my little brother was playing with it, and the dog's tail was up again, so... I figured why take the chance?
"I'm so cool, I don't *NEED* to be doing it right!"
The ennui of nicotine withdrawal
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