Monday, October 26, 2009

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Smoker FAIL


Best of prince of leaves
Even Courtney Love had to start somewhere.

Best of trollcrusher
The secret to the trick of holding the burning end of a cigarette in one's mouth was due to having a NOMEX coated tongue. Granted, you could perform the stunt endless times ... however, you couldn't taste the difference between a swig of lighter fluid and a glass of grapefruit juice.

Best of John.....just John
That's nothin'. the real embarrassing part was when I lit the power outlet 10 feet behind me instead of the cigarette.

Best of mega
The good news: Obama's habits had rubbed off on the nation's youth. The bad news: most were too stupid to do it right.

Best of Matt the K
Young Laura Dern savors the robust flavor of Ennui brand cigarettes.

22 comments:

trollcrusher said...

For my next trick ...

trollcrusher said...

This is your brain on drugs ... any questions?

prince of leaves said...

Even Courtney Love had to start somewhere.

prince of leaves said...

"I tried smoking once, but I couldn't get the darned thing to light."

prince of leaves said...

Her friends later developed brain cramps due to the second-hand stupid.

trollcrusher said...

Pair of thin gold neckchains -- check.

Fashionable olive drab jacket -- check.

Edgy unstyled blonde locks -- check.

"Fresh-from-a-prefrontal-cortex-lobotomy" look with matching inverted cig dangling from lower lip -- PRICELESS.

trollcrusher said...
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trollcrusher said...

The secret to the trick of holding the burning end of a cigarette in one's mouth was due to having a NOMEX coated tongue. Granted, you could perform the stunt endless times ... however, you couldn't taste the difference between a swig of lighter fluid and a glass of grapefruit juice.

The Watcher said...

Too drunk to smoke.

John.....just John said...

That's nothin'. the real embarrassing part was when I lit the power outlet 10 feet behind me instead of the cigarette.

mega said...

The good news: Obama's habits had rubbed off on the nation's youth. The bad news: most were too stupid to do it right.

mega said...

"I'll give you this cigarette or a BJ for that Hole CD."

mega said...

"Wait, now I have to buy health insurance or I go to jail? Like, dude."

mega said...

Jeez, somebody should really hold a seminar on Women and Smoking. Hilllllaaarrrrryyyyyy!

Rodney Dill said...

That's what she gets for kissing President Obama.

Matt the K said...

Young Laura Dern savors the robust flavor of Ennui brand cigarettes.

trollcrusher said...

(To be spoken in a conspiring whisper):

We've secretly replaced this young concert-going chick's lipgloss with an Elmer's Glue Stick. Let's see if she notices ...

blue said...

I voted for Obama & Acorn gave me this cigarette ... got a light?

sonicfrog said...

You see, I told you this would happen if the government decreased the amount of harmful crap in cigarettes. Kids are klever and are going to do what they can to get their fix.

Matt the K said...

Well, my little brother was playing with it, and the dog's tail was up again, so... I figured why take the chance?

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm so cool, I don't *NEED* to be doing it right!"

Rodney Dill said...

The ennui of nicotine withdrawal