Photo: Erik Johansen
Best of blue
ObamaMotors releases the new 2010 model complete with assembly instructions & tool.
Best of trollcrusher
Following the launch of an assemble-it-yourself-in-just-the-span-of-a-weekend VOLVO, the next slated do-it-yourself "off the shelf" project to be lauched by the ubiquitous IKEA (read: world domination group), was a build your own fall-out shelter using fake teak particle board, an assembly manual that comes in 200 languages, and a TORX wrench.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Maybe Tipper Gore can put this together for us."
"No, you just need an Allen Wrench, not Al's Wench."
Best of prince of leaves
Sure, it seems like a cost-saver now, but when you need more space in your Volvo and go back to buy more seats? Right, they don't carry that color and finish any more, and you have to buy new so that everything matches.
Best of Oiao
Shit! They did not include the Elmers Glue! Fuck*n Bastards! Another trip to the hardware store for a 4 ounce bottle of Elmers!
Best of molson
Damn I just hate when all the holes don't line up.