Sunday, October 25, 2009

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Best of blue
ObamaMotors releases the new 2010 model complete with assembly instructions & tool.

Best of trollcrusher
Following the launch of an assemble-it-yourself-in-just-the-span-of-a-weekend VOLVO, the next slated do-it-yourself "off the shelf" project to be lauched by the ubiquitous IKEA (read: world domination group), was a build your own fall-out shelter using fake teak particle board, an assembly manual that comes in 200 languages, and a TORX wrench.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Maybe Tipper Gore can put this together for us."
"No, you just need an Allen Wrench, not Al's Wench."

Best of prince of leaves
Sure, it seems like a cost-saver now, but when you need more space in your Volvo and go back to buy more seats? Right, they don't carry that color and finish any more, and you have to buy new so that everything matches.

Best of Oiao
Shit! They did not include the Elmers Glue! Fuck*n Bastards! Another trip to the hardware store for a 4 ounce bottle of Elmers!

Best of molson
Damn I just hate when all the holes don't line up.

17 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

So easy even a caveman can do it.

Rodney Dill said...

So easy even a Livonia resident can do it.

blue said...

so easy even a democrat can do it

blue said...

ObamaMotors releases the new 2010 model complete with assembly instructions & tool.

trollcrusher said...

Following the launch of an assemble-it-yourself-in-just-the-span-of-a-weekend VOLVO, the next slated do-it-yourself "off the shelf" project to be lauched by the ubiquitous IKEA (read: world domination group), was a build your own fall-out shelter using fake teak particle board, an assembly manual that comes in 200 languages, and a TORX wrench.

Rodney Dill said...

"Maybe Tipper Gore can put this together for us."
"No, you just need an Allen Wrench, not Al's Wench."

prince of leaves said...

Obviously a fake - Ikea's demographic would demand Subarus and VWs.

Anonymous said...

Damn! this isn't metric

prince of leaves said...

Thankfully forgotten by most post-Cold-War histories is the short-lived Volvo/Ikea joint venture which took over production and marketing of the boxy plywood Trabant after German reunification.

prince of leaves said...

Sure, it seems like a cost-saver now, but when you need more space in your Volvo and go back to buy more seats? Right, they don't carry that color and finish any more, and you have to buy new so that everything matches.

Viking04 said...

Thus started the brave crusade by Buffy Birkenstock, to force the evil corporation to celebrate womynhood, by assuming new name: Vulva.

Oiao said...

Shit! They did not include the Elmers Glue! Fuck*n Bastards! Another trip to the hardware store for a 4 ounce bottle of Elmers!

(things my wife has heard me say after a trip to Ikea Motors).

Silhouette said...

Add a roll of duct tape and some WD-40 and you can take over the world.

molson said...

Damn I just hate when all the holes don't line up.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Why would anyone buy a car named after feminine genitalia?

Passionate Conservative said...

effing union members. always bringing the wrong tool. No, not you, Charles.

Rodney Dill said...

Why would anyone buy a car named after feminine genitalia?
...maybe someone that works for Siemens