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ObamaMotors releases the new 2010 model complete with assembly instructions & tool.
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Following the launch of an assemble-it-yourself-in-just-the-span-of-a-weekend VOLVO, the next slated do-it-yourself "off the shelf" project to be lauched by the ubiquitous IKEA (read: world domination group), was a build your own fall-out shelter using fake teak particle board, an assembly manual that comes in 200 languages, and a TORX wrench.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Maybe Tipper Gore can put this together for us."
"No, you just need an Allen Wrench, not Al's Wench."
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Sure, it seems like a cost-saver now, but when you need more space in your Volvo and go back to buy more seats? Right, they don't carry that color and finish any more, and you have to buy new so that everything matches.
Best of Oiao
Shit! They did not include the Elmers Glue! Fuck*n Bastards! Another trip to the hardware store for a 4 ounce bottle of Elmers!
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Damn I just hate when all the holes don't line up.
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So easy even a caveman can do it.
So easy even a Livonia resident can do it.
so easy even a democrat can do it
ObamaMotors releases the new 2010 model complete with assembly instructions & tool.
Following the launch of an assemble-it-yourself-in-just-the-span-of-a-weekend VOLVO, the next slated do-it-yourself "off the shelf" project to be lauched by the ubiquitous IKEA (read: world domination group), was a build your own fall-out shelter using fake teak particle board, an assembly manual that comes in 200 languages, and a TORX wrench.
"Maybe Tipper Gore can put this together for us."
"No, you just need an Allen Wrench, not Al's Wench."
Obviously a fake - Ikea's demographic would demand Subarus and VWs.
Damn! this isn't metric
Thankfully forgotten by most post-Cold-War histories is the short-lived Volvo/Ikea joint venture which took over production and marketing of the boxy plywood Trabant after German reunification.
Sure, it seems like a cost-saver now, but when you need more space in your Volvo and go back to buy more seats? Right, they don't carry that color and finish any more, and you have to buy new so that everything matches.
Thus started the brave crusade by Buffy Birkenstock, to force the evil corporation to celebrate womynhood, by assuming new name: Vulva.
Shit! They did not include the Elmers Glue! Fuck*n Bastards! Another trip to the hardware store for a 4 ounce bottle of Elmers!
(things my wife has heard me say after a trip to Ikea Motors).
Add a roll of duct tape and some WD-40 and you can take over the world.
Damn I just hate when all the holes don't line up.
Why would anyone buy a car named after feminine genitalia?
effing union members. always bringing the wrong tool. No, not you, Charles.
Why would anyone buy a car named after feminine genitalia?
...maybe someone that works for Siemens
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