Tuesday, October 27, 2009
'Lympian Free For All
Here's a target-rich environment! Go to it, Monors!
Best of trollcrusher
"Sooooo ... Mohandas Gandhi, a cripple, a tree-hugger riding a zero carbon emitting mountain bike, and The Beatles' Yellow Submarine (with wheels) stroll into a bar ... "
Best of Matt the K
Although well-meaning, the Tour de Ghandi was a complete bust.
Best of dadoctah
"The cars are approaching the starting line: first is the Turbo Terrific driven by Peter Perfect! Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon. Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special; right behind is the Anthill Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb. And there's genius inventor Pat Pending is his Convert-o-car! Oh, here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamor gal of the gas pedal. Next we have the Bouldermobile with the Slag brothers, Rock and Gravel. Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome, and right on their tail is the Red Max! And there's the Arkansas Chug-a-Bug with Luke and Blubber Bear. Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine with those double-dealing do-badders: Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley!"
Best of mega
IPCC Rapporteur: "Good start, America. But you'll have to get rid of the bicycle, too - CO2 is used to make the tires. Everything else is approved through 12/2010"
Best of dwhawk
"What walks on three legs in the morning, two legs and two wheels at noon, and balances in a hydrogen feul powered banana buggy in the evening?" riddles the Sphinx.
Best of Rodney Dill
Steve Jobs finally lets his guru status go to his head.
Best of molson
Moonbatman jumps out of the Moonbatmobile to hang with his peeps.
Best of dadoctah
Ed Begley Jr, kicking it up a notch.