Here's a target-rich environment! Go to it, Monors!Best of trollcrusher
"Sooooo ... Mohandas Gandhi, a cripple, a tree-hugger riding a zero carbon emitting mountain bike, and The Beatles' Yellow Submarine (with wheels) stroll into a bar ... "
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Although well-meaning, the Tour de Ghandi was a complete bust.
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"The cars are approaching the starting line: first is the Turbo Terrific driven by Peter Perfect! Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon. Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special; right behind is the Anthill Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb. And there's genius inventor Pat Pending is his Convert-o-car! Oh, here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamor gal of the gas pedal. Next we have the Bouldermobile with the Slag brothers, Rock and Gravel. Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome, and right on their tail is the Red Max! And there's the Arkansas Chug-a-Bug with Luke and Blubber Bear. Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine with those double-dealing do-badders: Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley!"
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IPCC Rapporteur: "Good start, America. But you'll have to get rid of the bicycle, too - CO2 is used to make the tires. Everything else is approved through 12/2010"
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"What walks on three legs in the morning, two legs and two wheels at noon, and balances in a hydrogen feul powered banana buggy in the evening?" riddles the Sphinx.
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Steve Jobs finally lets his guru status go to his head.
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Moonbatman jumps out of the Moonbatmobile to hang with his peeps.
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Ed Begley Jr, kicking it up a notch.
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"Sooooo ... Mohandas Gandhi, a cripple, a tree-hugger riding a zero carbon emitting mountain bike, and The Beatles' Yellow Submarine (with wheels) stroll into a bar ... "
Although well-meaning, the Tour de Ghandi was a complete bust.
What rush hour will look like if the enviro-kooks achieve their "zero-carbon emissions" dreams.
"The cars are approaching the starting line: first is the Turbo Terrific driven by Peter Perfect! Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon. Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special; right behind is the Anthill Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb. And there's genius inventor Pat Pending is his Convert-o-car! Oh, here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamor gal of the gas pedal. Next we have the Bouldermobile with the Slag brothers, Rock and Gravel. Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome, and right on their tail is the Red Max! And there's the Arkansas Chug-a-Bug with Luke and Blubber Bear. Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine with those double-dealing do-badders: Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley!"
NY Times: Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue" Lawn Party A Total Bust
IPCC Rapporteur: "Good start, America. But you'll have to get rid of the bicycle, too - CO2 is used to make the tires. Everything else is approved through 12/2010"
The high pitch fervor that always precedes a Willy Nelson concert.
I am pacifist while I reload my Glock
"What walks on three legs in the morning, two legs and two wheels at noon, and balances in a hydrogen feul powered banana buggy in the evening?" riddles the Sphinx.
"So what great universal condition induces you to wear a toga?"
"Eh... Depends."
WV: Siliest - well I should say do.
I am Al Gorax... I speak for the trees.
Steve Jobs finally lets his guru status go to his head.
"I'm on a mission from God."
From all four corners of the globe, dedicated followers embarked upon a pilgrimage to Olympia, Washington, U.S.A. in order to view the world's tiniest permanent phrase sculpture dedicated in recognition of the skill of mysterious photographer Janine Gates. The "Photo by Janine Gates Photography" shrine would soon rival Elvis' Graceland as *THE* number one tourist destination in America.
"Then I got them to put on orange underwear and make a human pyramid. Those monors will do anything I tell them to." Mahatma Ghandi's sense of humor was famous all through India.
John McCain and Sarah Palin attend a charity walk-a-thon.
Moonbatman jumps out of the Moonbatmobile to hang with his peeps.
Just smile and wave, boys! Smile and wave!
Ed Begley Jr, kicking it up a notch.
Obama-day
In the park
It replaced the Fourth of July.
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