Tuesday, October 27, 2009

'Lympian Free For All


Here's a target-rich environment! Go to it, Monors!

Best of trollcrusher
"Sooooo ... Mohandas Gandhi, a cripple, a tree-hugger riding a zero carbon emitting mountain bike, and The Beatles' Yellow Submarine (with wheels) stroll into a bar ... "

Best of Matt the K
Although well-meaning, the Tour de Ghandi was a complete bust.

Best of dadoctah
"The cars are approaching the starting line: first is the Turbo Terrific driven by Peter Perfect! Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon. Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special; right behind is the Anthill Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb. And there's genius inventor Pat Pending is his Convert-o-car! Oh, here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamor gal of the gas pedal. Next we have the Bouldermobile with the Slag brothers, Rock and Gravel. Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome, and right on their tail is the Red Max! And there's the Arkansas Chug-a-Bug with Luke and Blubber Bear. Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine with those double-dealing do-badders: Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley!"

Best of mega
IPCC Rapporteur: "Good start, America. But you'll have to get rid of the bicycle, too - CO2 is used to make the tires. Everything else is approved through 12/2010"

Best of dwhawk
"What walks on three legs in the morning, two legs and two wheels at noon, and balances in a hydrogen feul powered banana buggy in the evening?" riddles the Sphinx.

Best of Rodney Dill
Steve Jobs finally lets his guru status go to his head.

Best of molson
Moonbatman jumps out of the Moonbatmobile to hang with his peeps.

Best of dadoctah
Ed Begley Jr, kicking it up a notch.

20 comments:

trollcrusher said...

"Sooooo ... Mohandas Gandhi, a cripple, a tree-hugger riding a zero carbon emitting mountain bike, and The Beatles' Yellow Submarine (with wheels) stroll into a bar ... "

Matt the K said...

Although well-meaning, the Tour de Ghandi was a complete bust.

PabloD said...

What rush hour will look like if the enviro-kooks achieve their "zero-carbon emissions" dreams.

dadoctah said...

"The cars are approaching the starting line: first is the Turbo Terrific driven by Peter Perfect! Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon. Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special; right behind is the Anthill Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb. And there's genius inventor Pat Pending is his Convert-o-car! Oh, here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamor gal of the gas pedal. Next we have the Bouldermobile with the Slag brothers, Rock and Gravel. Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome, and right on their tail is the Red Max! And there's the Arkansas Chug-a-Bug with Luke and Blubber Bear. Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine with those double-dealing do-badders: Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley!"

mega said...

NY Times: Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue" Lawn Party A Total Bust

mega said...

IPCC Rapporteur: "Good start, America. But you'll have to get rid of the bicycle, too - CO2 is used to make the tires. Everything else is approved through 12/2010"

Rodney Dill said...

The high pitch fervor that always precedes a Willy Nelson concert.

Rodney Dill said...

I am pacifist while I reload my Glock

dwhawk said...

"What walks on three legs in the morning, two legs and two wheels at noon, and balances in a hydrogen feul powered banana buggy in the evening?" riddles the Sphinx.

Rodney Dill said...

"So what great universal condition induces you to wear a toga?"
"Eh... Depends."

WV: Siliest - well I should say do.

Rodney Dill said...

I am Al Gorax... I speak for the trees.

Rodney Dill said...

Steve Jobs finally lets his guru status go to his head.

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm on a mission from God."

trollcrusher said...

From all four corners of the globe, dedicated followers embarked upon a pilgrimage to Olympia, Washington, U.S.A. in order to view the world's tiniest permanent phrase sculpture dedicated in recognition of the skill of mysterious photographer Janine Gates. The "Photo by Janine Gates Photography" shrine would soon rival Elvis' Graceland as *THE* number one tourist destination in America.

GregMan said...

"Then I got them to put on orange underwear and make a human pyramid. Those monors will do anything I tell them to." Mahatma Ghandi's sense of humor was famous all through India.

GregMan said...

John McCain and Sarah Palin attend a charity walk-a-thon.

molson said...

Moonbatman jumps out of the Moonbatmobile to hang with his peeps.

Adriane said...

Just smile and wave, boys! Smile and wave!

dadoctah said...

Ed Begley Jr, kicking it up a notch.

Kaptain Krude said...

Obama-day
In the park
It replaced the Fourth of July.