Friday, October 30, 2009

Like a Bridge Over Troubled Captions


1. Some Death Panel members enjoy their jobs more than others.

2. What conservatives see when Reid and Pelosi discuss the Public Option.

3. "I can't believe I wasted $12,000 on this 'snuff' film," Sully simpered.

4. "Would anyone else care to guess the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

5. "So, which one is supposed to be the Muslim?"

Best of mega
Cass Sunstein and Van Jones were happy to provide the teachable moment to Bob Marhofer, who leared the hard way not to put your name on a capitalist accomplishment right before a communist takeover.

Best of Kaptain Krude
The ref whistled for a personal foul, but the game was over anyway.

10 comments:

dadoctah said...

"I don't care what it says in your state's constitution, you can't bring that to the rally. A chainsaw is not legally considered an 'assault weapon'."

mega said...

GE's power tools group benefited handsomly from the company's early support of ObamaCare on NBC, once things got rolling.

mega said...

Cass Sunstein and Van Jones were happy to provide the teachable moment to Bob Marhofer, who leared the hard way not to put your name on a capitalist accomplishment right before a communist takeover.

mega said...

What ever DID happen to all those lizards who got banned, anyway?

mega said...

Detroit - apparently, the guy looked at blue-face's wife and refused to pay the jizya, or something. Authorities deemed it a local cultural matter and stayed out.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Referee's wife sues for millions
WWF officials had no comment about the gruesome results of a wrestling stunt gone horribly wrong.

-OR-

Woefully undereducated Kansas creationists counter evolutionary theory by turning a human into a rock. - u r doing it so WRONG! you pinheads.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Coincidentally enough, Hilary Clinton and the wives of many congressmen have this very dream in their closets... only they've cut something else off their hubbies.

WordVerify: blastan - what mapmakers renamed a vast, glowing, ceramic-like area of the middle east after the loons in iran and pakistan started lobbing nukes at each other.

Kaptain Krude said...

Chavez and Ortega hand Obama his ass.

Kaptain Krude said...

The ref whistled for a personal foul, but the game was over anyway.

dadoctah said...

"Dude, check it out! You can *totally* see down the front of that chick's shirt!"