Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Hangin' with my Gnomies


1. Rush Limbaugh's front yard, as reported on CNN and MSNBC, based on an article they found at Wikipedia.

2. ORA: The secret Phase 2 in the Underwear Gnome economic plan turned out to be "Create a Fascist society."

3. After being fired from Travelocity, the Roaming Gnome got a new job as the spokesman for Lufthansa.

4. Nazi Gnome Gay Bars, Next Geraldo.

5. Goldfinger was very unsatisfied with his Travelocity vacation.

Best of Silhouette
But later, they decided to go with a maltese falcon, and the movie was a hit.

Best of mega
Bob had always been comfortable with his gnome chess set, but after seeing his millionth gold ad on Beck, decided to slowly roll in some improvements.

Best of prince of leaves
Louis Farrakhan dreams of Smurfs.

Best of Rodney Dill
Eddie the Gnome was always invited as none of the others could successfully hail a cab.

Best of Rodney Dill
The trap was laid... the bait set... only waiting was left... Kanye West would come... Yes, he would come...

Best of Silhouette
Disney introduces new dwarves: Inky, Blackie, Midnight, Carbon, and Bling-Bling.

Best of Silhouette
"As you can see, we have several. Can you identify your missing gnome, Mr. Midas?"

Best of HLam
Unearthed next to the Chinese Terracotta Army was an army of "Mini-Me's".

Best of Adriane
Sometimes the gardeners for EuroDisney, Munich, just can't help themselves.

Best of Army of Dad
One gnome to rule them all.

Best of dadoctah
"I'm afraid there's been some miscommunication. What Ms Palin actually said was that she wanted to invite the *Nome* delegation over to her place."

Best of Matt the K
Ah ha! *Proof* that C-3PO made it with the dwarf inside R2-D2!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Low budget FOX documentary of Hitler's Last Days reenacts the pandemonium in the bunker when none of his staff dared be first to stop saying sieg heil.

35 comments:

Silhouette said...

But later, they decided to go with a maltese falcon, and the movie was a hit.

Silhouette said...

The party favors for the Kucinich inaugeration were nearly finished.

Silhouette said...

Instead of holding your horses, modern day lawn jockies hail you a cab.

Silhouette said...

They saved tens of thousands, and everyone at the Oscars was too coked up to notice.

mega said...

Bob had always been comfortable with his gnome chess set, but after seeing his millionth gold ad on Beck, decided to slowly roll in some improvements.

dadoctah said...

"Wait a second. Which way *are* we supposed to be facing?"

prince of leaves said...

"Outrage!" cried Charles Johnson. "Obviously anyone who ever had a garden gnome or bought tickets through Travelocity is a closet Nazi and white supremacist by association, and must be shunned!!!"

prince of leaves said...

Louis Farrakhan dreams of Smurfs.

prince of leaves said...

After the gratuitous teenage lesbian kiss, the new season of "Heroes" introduced yet another character with an utterly useless ability.

dadoctah said...

"Hi. They call me 'Spot'."

Rodney Dill said...

"Gnome? Never met 'im."

Rodney Dill said...

"No no... We meant for Obama to receive the Gnome Bull Speech Prize."

Rodney Dill said...

Eddie the Gnome was always invited as none of the others could successfully hail a cab.

Rodney Dill said...

The trap was laid... the bait set... only waiting was left... Kanye West would come... Yes, he would come...

Silhouette said...

Disney introduces new dwarves: Inky, Blackie, Midnight, Carbon, and Bling-Bling.

Silhouette said...

"As you can see, we have several. Can you identify your missing gnome, Mr. Midas?"

HLam said...

Unearthed next to the Chinese Terracotta Army was an army of "Mini-Me's".

molson said...

Sorry but it's not art until urine is involved.

Adriane said...

Sometimes the gardeners for EuroDisney, Munich, just can't help themselves.

Rodney Dill said...

Ritter peepers

Army of Dad said...

High five!

Army of Dad said...

"Gnome Heil"

Army of Dad said...

Goldy gnonmy

Army of Dad said...

One gnome to rule them all.

Army of Dad said...

After the '68 olympics world calls it the "Mexican Wave", and this is the black power salute as the world knows it.

Army of Dad said...

Journey to the Plant of Gnomes.

Army of Dad said...

Don't want no short short gnome.

Army of Dad said...

E.T. gnome home.

Army of Dad said...

Leprechaun 9: Goldy is back!

Army of Dad said...

So long, farewell, aufwiedersehn goodbye...

Army of Dad said...

Hey macarana!

dadoctah said...

"I'm afraid there's been some miscommunication. What Ms Palin actually said was that she wanted to invite the *Nome* delegation over to her place."

Viking04 said...

Algore tried hanging little lanterns from each of Tipper's collection, but that just made things worse...

Matt the K said...

Ah ha! *Proof* that C-3PO made it with the dwarf inside R2-D2!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Low budget FOX documentary of Hitler's Last Days reenacts the pandemonium in the bunker when none of his staff dared be first to stop saying sieg heil.