1. Rush Limbaugh's front yard, as reported on CNN and MSNBC, based on an article they found at Wikipedia.
2. ORA: The secret Phase 2 in the Underwear Gnome economic plan turned out to be "Create a Fascist society."
3. After being fired from Travelocity, the Roaming Gnome got a new job as the spokesman for Lufthansa.
4. Nazi Gnome Gay Bars, Next Geraldo.
5. Goldfinger was very unsatisfied with his Travelocity vacation.
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But later, they decided to go with a maltese falcon, and the movie was a hit.
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Bob had always been comfortable with his gnome chess set, but after seeing his millionth gold ad on Beck, decided to slowly roll in some improvements.
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Louis Farrakhan dreams of Smurfs.
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Eddie the Gnome was always invited as none of the others could successfully hail a cab.
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The trap was laid... the bait set... only waiting was left... Kanye West would come... Yes, he would come...
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Disney introduces new dwarves: Inky, Blackie, Midnight, Carbon, and Bling-Bling.
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"As you can see, we have several. Can you identify your missing gnome, Mr. Midas?"
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Unearthed next to the Chinese Terracotta Army was an army of "Mini-Me's".
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Sometimes the gardeners for EuroDisney, Munich, just can't help themselves.
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One gnome to rule them all.
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"I'm afraid there's been some miscommunication. What Ms Palin actually said was that she wanted to invite the *Nome* delegation over to her place."
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Ah ha! *Proof* that C-3PO made it with the dwarf inside R2-D2!
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Low budget FOX documentary of Hitler's Last Days reenacts the pandemonium in the bunker when none of his staff dared be first to stop saying sieg heil.
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But later, they decided to go with a maltese falcon, and the movie was a hit.
The party favors for the Kucinich inaugeration were nearly finished.
Instead of holding your horses, modern day lawn jockies hail you a cab.
They saved tens of thousands, and everyone at the Oscars was too coked up to notice.
Bob had always been comfortable with his gnome chess set, but after seeing his millionth gold ad on Beck, decided to slowly roll in some improvements.
"Wait a second. Which way *are* we supposed to be facing?"
"Outrage!" cried Charles Johnson. "Obviously anyone who ever had a garden gnome or bought tickets through Travelocity is a closet Nazi and white supremacist by association, and must be shunned!!!"
Louis Farrakhan dreams of Smurfs.
After the gratuitous teenage lesbian kiss, the new season of "Heroes" introduced yet another character with an utterly useless ability.
"Hi. They call me 'Spot'."
"Gnome? Never met 'im."
"No no... We meant for Obama to receive the Gnome Bull Speech Prize."
Eddie the Gnome was always invited as none of the others could successfully hail a cab.
The trap was laid... the bait set... only waiting was left... Kanye West would come... Yes, he would come...
Disney introduces new dwarves: Inky, Blackie, Midnight, Carbon, and Bling-Bling.
"As you can see, we have several. Can you identify your missing gnome, Mr. Midas?"
Unearthed next to the Chinese Terracotta Army was an army of "Mini-Me's".
Sorry but it's not art until urine is involved.
Sometimes the gardeners for EuroDisney, Munich, just can't help themselves.
Ritter peepers
High five!
"Gnome Heil"
Goldy gnonmy
One gnome to rule them all.
After the '68 olympics world calls it the "Mexican Wave", and this is the black power salute as the world knows it.
Journey to the Plant of Gnomes.
Don't want no short short gnome.
E.T. gnome home.
Leprechaun 9: Goldy is back!
So long, farewell, aufwiedersehn goodbye...
Hey macarana!
"I'm afraid there's been some miscommunication. What Ms Palin actually said was that she wanted to invite the *Nome* delegation over to her place."
Algore tried hanging little lanterns from each of Tipper's collection, but that just made things worse...
Ah ha! *Proof* that C-3PO made it with the dwarf inside R2-D2!
Low budget FOX documentary of Hitler's Last Days reenacts the pandemonium in the bunker when none of his staff dared be first to stop saying sieg heil.
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