Monday, October 19, 2009

It's a Man-Boy Love Association Thang

Brender

1. "Barney Frank was right, you little boys do have soft, warm skin."

2. "That's a bad touch, Mr. Obama. Just like your safe schools czar showed me over and over again."

3. "Gross, I hate kissing smokers. It's like licking an ashtray."

4. "Mr. president, of all the power-crazed, Marxist radical America-haters I know, I love you best!"

5. "Psst, hey Jamal, the president is trippin' balls and thinks I'm the Travelocity gnome."

Best of GregMan
"No, Mr. President, you can't borrow my birth certificate!"

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Psst, Mr. Obama...where da white womens at?"

Best of metalgarth
Magic Negro Mind Melds often cause Dawn's head to explode

Best of Dactyl
Zzzzzzzzz....

Best of mega
"I want to be President someday! Of course, because of you, that won't be possible for about ten thousand more years."

Best of prince of leaves
When Obama felt the twinge of a pulled hair, he had no idea that little Ronald was actually a Young Republican infiltrator, and that the plucked hair would be a key ingredient in a blasphemous ritual later that night.

Best of molson
Don't worry kid. I'm stealing your future to make a better America. Now give us a hug.

Best of Rodney Dill
THUNK...THUNK...thunk...unk..unk..unk..

Best of Jay Guevara
"MmmmmmMMmmmmMMmmm. I love that little boy smell."

Best of Adriane
You know, I was just about your age when Grandpa Stanley took me over for some happyfundrinks at Commie Frank's place. I still can't remember what happened after that ...

34 comments:

GregMan said...

"Jermaine, I just can't quit you!"

GregMan said...

Hey, if you were married to a Klingon, that little kid would look pretty good to you, too.

GregMan said...

"No, Mr. President, you can't borrow my birth certificate!"

Capt. Queeg said...

"Psst, Mr. Obama...where da white womens at?"

metalgarth said...

uhh, uhhh if you know a better way to exchange uhhh, uhhh long protien strands...

metalgarth said...

Magic Negro Mind Melds often cause Dawn's head to explode

dadoctah said...

"How come you don't have hair growing out of your ears like Senator McCain?"

dadoctah said...

Future historians point to this picture as the exact moment the H1N1 pandemic jumped to the government sector.

5X88 said...

Wow, it is empty!

5X88 said...

Mr.Obama, I have to pee!

dadoctah said...

I have no further captions at this time, but I just had to report this:

wv: retardo.

Silhouette said...

"I see red people."

Silhouette said...

"...and I want a pony, and a Wii, and a go-cart, and a racetrack, and Legos, and..."

Oiao said...

Oh, that is so wrong, but I get it. It 'fits' like a Tic-Tac.

Jay Guevara said...

"my daddy says we're here now because your great-great-great-granddaddy kidnapped us and sold us into slavery."

Dactyl said...

Zzzzzzzzz....

mega said...

"I want to be President someday! Of course, because of you, that won't be possible for about ten thousand more years."

mega said...

"My mommy says if you remove your head from my head within the next twenty minutes, she will mail the birth certificate to the Washington Times."

prince of leaves said...

Looking on, Hillary snorted: "He should know better - that's how you absorb a child's intelligence, not how you transfer their youth-sustaining lifeforce! Oh...hey, you know, that explains a lot..."

prince of leaves said...

When Obama felt the twinge of a pulled hair, he had no idea that little Ronald was actually a Young Republican infiltrator, and that the plucked hair would be a key ingredient in a blasphemous ritual later that night.

molson said...

Don't worry kid. I'm stealing your future to make a better America. Now give us a hug.

blue said...

everyone gasped over this photo, it so reminded them of the shot of Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky--and you know where that led

blue said...

Mr. Obama, if you are the Magic Negro, why is your skin lighter than ours?

blue said...

Children of Kenya, let me thank you for your write in votes!

blue said...

yes son, I too have a dream

Rodney Dill said...

THUNK...THUNK...thunk...unk..unk..unk..

WV: teepity... and the humanity too

jj said...

Kid Whispering, "There are some white people down the street that still have ten dollars".

O's response, "You have done good my child. Yo momma can have a new Cadillac".

ADHE

Jay Guevara said...

"MmmmmmMMmmmmMMmmm. I love that little boy smell."

Anonymous said...

"Yes, child, tell me what dreams you got from your father...assuming you have the faintest idea of he who he might be."

SamEyeAm said...

...and on the seventh day, he rested.

Unscrupulous said...

"Look ya little shit. Gimme' yo lunch money now or I'll mop the floor wit yas."

Adriane said...

You know, I was just about your age when Grandpa Stanley took me over for some happyfundrinks at Commie Frank's place. I still can't remember what happened after that ...

Unscrupulous said...

"Now get this through your thick head you punk. You CANNOT be President because I AM ALREADY PRESIDENT! And besides, you're too dark skinned to be trusted"

blue said...

Hey, the other kid only got poked in the eye, why you smelling me???