1. "Barney Frank was right, you little boys do have soft, warm skin."
2. "That's a bad touch, Mr. Obama. Just like your safe schools czar showed me over and over again."
3. "Gross, I hate kissing smokers. It's like licking an ashtray."
4. "Mr. president, of all the power-crazed, Marxist radical America-haters I know, I love you best!"
5. "Psst, hey Jamal, the president is trippin' balls and thinks I'm the Travelocity gnome."
Best of GregMan
"No, Mr. President, you can't borrow my birth certificate!"
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Psst, Mr. Obama...where da white womens at?"
Best of metalgarth
Magic Negro Mind Melds often cause Dawn's head to explode
Best of Dactyl
Zzzzzzzzz....
Best of mega
"I want to be President someday! Of course, because of you, that won't be possible for about ten thousand more years."
Best of prince of leaves
When Obama felt the twinge of a pulled hair, he had no idea that little Ronald was actually a Young Republican infiltrator, and that the plucked hair would be a key ingredient in a blasphemous ritual later that night.
Best of molson
Don't worry kid. I'm stealing your future to make a better America. Now give us a hug.
Best of Rodney Dill
THUNK...THUNK...thunk...unk..unk..unk..
Best of Jay Guevara
"MmmmmmMMmmmmMMmmm. I love that little boy smell."
Best of Adriane
You know, I was just about your age when Grandpa Stanley took me over for some happyfundrinks at Commie Frank's place. I still can't remember what happened after that ...
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"Jermaine, I just can't quit you!"
Hey, if you were married to a Klingon, that little kid would look pretty good to you, too.
"No, Mr. President, you can't borrow my birth certificate!"
"Psst, Mr. Obama...where da white womens at?"
uhh, uhhh if you know a better way to exchange uhhh, uhhh long protien strands...
Magic Negro Mind Melds often cause Dawn's head to explode
"How come you don't have hair growing out of your ears like Senator McCain?"
Future historians point to this picture as the exact moment the H1N1 pandemic jumped to the government sector.
Wow, it is empty!
Mr.Obama, I have to pee!
I have no further captions at this time, but I just had to report this:
wv: retardo.
"I see red people."
"...and I want a pony, and a Wii, and a go-cart, and a racetrack, and Legos, and..."
Oh, that is so wrong, but I get it. It 'fits' like a Tic-Tac.
"my daddy says we're here now because your great-great-great-granddaddy kidnapped us and sold us into slavery."
Zzzzzzzzz....
"I want to be President someday! Of course, because of you, that won't be possible for about ten thousand more years."
"My mommy says if you remove your head from my head within the next twenty minutes, she will mail the birth certificate to the Washington Times."
Looking on, Hillary snorted: "He should know better - that's how you absorb a child's intelligence, not how you transfer their youth-sustaining lifeforce! Oh...hey, you know, that explains a lot..."
When Obama felt the twinge of a pulled hair, he had no idea that little Ronald was actually a Young Republican infiltrator, and that the plucked hair would be a key ingredient in a blasphemous ritual later that night.
Don't worry kid. I'm stealing your future to make a better America. Now give us a hug.
everyone gasped over this photo, it so reminded them of the shot of Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky--and you know where that led
Mr. Obama, if you are the Magic Negro, why is your skin lighter than ours?
Children of Kenya, let me thank you for your write in votes!
yes son, I too have a dream
THUNK...THUNK...thunk...unk..unk..unk..
WV: teepity... and the humanity too
Kid Whispering, "There are some white people down the street that still have ten dollars".
O's response, "You have done good my child. Yo momma can have a new Cadillac".
ADHE
"MmmmmmMMmmmmMMmmm. I love that little boy smell."
"Yes, child, tell me what dreams you got from your father...assuming you have the faintest idea of he who he might be."
...and on the seventh day, he rested.
"Look ya little shit. Gimme' yo lunch money now or I'll mop the floor wit yas."
You know, I was just about your age when Grandpa Stanley took me over for some happyfundrinks at Commie Frank's place. I still can't remember what happened after that ...
"Now get this through your thick head you punk. You CANNOT be President because I AM ALREADY PRESIDENT! And besides, you're too dark skinned to be trusted"
Hey, the other kid only got poked in the eye, why you smelling me???
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