Tuesday, October 13, 2009

I, Mud



1. "I hate Star Trek conventions. I got groped by George Takei and a Gorn."

2. "Did they really move Ash Wednesday to October, or was Father Donelly lying to me?"

3. "Where was I? Oh, just over helping Army of Mom plant some begonias."

4. The Safe School Czar soon replaced all Phys/Ed classes with something he called 'bare-chested mud Twister,' because it was safer than dodgeball.

5. After graduating from Obama's public schools, boys may not know mathematics or history, but thanks to the Safe Schools Czar, they will have memorized the hanky code.

6. Some purists may not like the chimney sweep scene in Ang Lee's remake of Mary Poppins.

Best of molson
No really, it's not what you think. I was trying to swat a fly.

Best of Army of Mom
Army of Mom, are you trying to seduce me?
No, I'm just trying to get the damned bulbs in the ground before it freezes.

Best of GregMan
The Barney Frank Gardening Club just concluded their monthly meeting, I see.

Best of Army of Dad
"Put your hands on my shoulders..."

Best of Adriane
Well, I don't know who that Mr. Frank was, but he has the weirdest rules for tug-a-war that I've ever played ...

18 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Where was I? Oh, just over helping Army of Mom plant some begonias."

A couple of thoughts
- She was all over him like a Spider Monkey.
- Army of Mom has jazz hands?

Rodney Dill said...

Don't ask. Don't tell... FAIL

Rodney Dill said...

"...this one time at band camp..."

molson said...

No really, it's not what you think. I was trying to swat a fly.

Army of Mom said...

Actually, you can't see where my hand prints are on the boy.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Mom stars in Vivid Video's "The Secret Garden." Timmy's hose knows just how to soak AoM's flower.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Mom, are you trying to seduce me?

No, I'm just trying to get the damned bulbs in the ground before it freezes.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad always brings me the best birthday gifts. Its only a little early.

Army of Mom said...

In my best MXC voice: He's a dirty, dirty boy.

Army of Mom said...

I think I'm going to like this Eragon sequel.

GregMan said...

The Barney Frank Gardening Club just concluded their monthly meeting, I see.

wv: uptax - Yep, that's what the Dems are going to do to us.

John.....just John said...

Can you say, "Army of Milk Man?"

Army of Dad said...

he is bearing the black hand of Frankumon!

Army of Dad said...

'ow to speak Ghey: Brown noser.

Army of Dad said...

"Put your hands on my shoulders..."

Army of Dad said...

Car Wash: FAIL

blue said...

I sure hope these are female hands prints

Adriane said...

Well, I don't know who that Mr. Frank was, but he has the weirdest rules for tug-a-war that I've ever played ...