Saturday, October 17, 2009

I CAN HAS PERSPECTIVE?


1. LOL! I LIVES IN ESCHER HOUSE. IS PRETTY WEERD ACSHULLY.

2. PLEEZ TO FIX TEH GRABBITY? THX.

3. HATES TO INTERRUPTS MEDITASHUNS BUT HOUSE IS ROLLING DOWNHILL. FIX IT PLEEZ.

Best of blue
does laying on the floor with my feet on the walls make my tits look bigger?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
We are witnessing a marvel of evolutionary development... the domestic cat's sphincter creates sufficient suction to hold Fluffy motionless until the mouse wanders within pouncing range. ~ David Attenborough narrating

Best of divine miss m
Wow, man, like, which way to the bummer tent?!

Best of Kaptain Krude
SEERUSLY, LOSE WAITE. MADE FLOR TILT.

Best of Jack Reacher
TOL U NOT BUY HOUS IN TORNADOE ALLY.

20 comments:

blue said...

does laying on the floor with my feet on the walls make my tits look bigger?

dadoctah said...

Following the accident, Rhonda was forced to wear an unsightly chairlike orthopedic appliance on her head at all times.

wv: sheaptoi. No, really, it's an action figure.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

We are witnessing a marvel of evolutionary development... the domestic cat's sphincter creates sufficient suction to hold Fluffy motionless until the mouse wanders within pouncing range. ~ David Attenborough narrating

WordVerify: fectos- the medical term for the stubby attached to her ankle

Army of Dad said...

Wall cat is about to become floor cat.

divine miss m said...

Wow, man, like, which way to the bummer tent?!

Oiao said...

Velcro on chair + Cat's Ass = one upset cat.

Kaptain Krude said...

SEERUSLY, LOSE WAITE. MADE FLOR TILT.


wv - taill: NOT MY FALT!!!!!

Jack Reacher said...

TOL U NOT BUY HOUS IN TORNADOE ALLY.

Jack Reacher said...

"I understand your feelings, Dear, but Secretary Geithner said this is the new normal. You're just going to have to accept it."

molson said...

Great. Now how can I haz litter box?

prince of leaves said...

Obama finally gets around to that campaign promise about stopping the rise of the seas, and screws that up, too.

[wv: dirac -- how appropriate!]

Rodney Dill said...

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation

dub said...

Levitating wall-mounted chair cat is watching you grope yourself.

mega said...

The ACORN - Habitat for Humanity homebuilding partnership provided a nice example of what could be accomplished when taxpayer money, utopian dreams, and unemployed college student volunteers were mashed together.

mega said...

Sharmuta wondered how it had all gone so wrong, and then remembered.

# 342 Charles
"Anyone who doesn't turn their house at a 90 degree angle is disgusting."

Matt the K said...

Kitty thought bubble...
"Oh come on, they've hired Ingmar Bergman?? Its just a freakin' Krazy Glue commercial. I'm outta here."

Rodney Dill said...

Stoopid Goggie keeps falling to ceiling.

Shambhala said...

Man, Sharmuta has an Internet-wide reputation for kissing Chuckle's ass, doesnt he/she/it?

jeff said...

Next, on Charmed....

blue said...

as Sabrina cast her spell, the cat noted - perception is reality