1. LOL! I LIVES IN ESCHER HOUSE. IS PRETTY WEERD ACSHULLY.
2. PLEEZ TO FIX TEH GRABBITY? THX.
3. HATES TO INTERRUPTS MEDITASHUNS BUT HOUSE IS ROLLING DOWNHILL. FIX IT PLEEZ.
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does laying on the floor with my feet on the walls make my tits look bigger?
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We are witnessing a marvel of evolutionary development... the domestic cat's sphincter creates sufficient suction to hold Fluffy motionless until the mouse wanders within pouncing range. ~ David Attenborough narrating
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Wow, man, like, which way to the bummer tent?!
Best of Kaptain Krude
SEERUSLY, LOSE WAITE. MADE FLOR TILT.
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TOL U NOT BUY HOUS IN TORNADOE ALLY.
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does laying on the floor with my feet on the walls make my tits look bigger?
Following the accident, Rhonda was forced to wear an unsightly chairlike orthopedic appliance on her head at all times.
wv: sheaptoi. No, really, it's an action figure.
We are witnessing a marvel of evolutionary development... the domestic cat's sphincter creates sufficient suction to hold Fluffy motionless until the mouse wanders within pouncing range. ~ David Attenborough narrating
WordVerify: fectos- the medical term for the stubby attached to her ankle
Wall cat is about to become floor cat.
Wow, man, like, which way to the bummer tent?!
Velcro on chair + Cat's Ass = one upset cat.
SEERUSLY, LOSE WAITE. MADE FLOR TILT.
wv - taill: NOT MY FALT!!!!!
TOL U NOT BUY HOUS IN TORNADOE ALLY.
"I understand your feelings, Dear, but Secretary Geithner said this is the new normal. You're just going to have to accept it."
Great. Now how can I haz litter box?
Obama finally gets around to that campaign promise about stopping the rise of the seas, and screws that up, too.
[wv: dirac -- how appropriate!]
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation
Levitating wall-mounted chair cat is watching you grope yourself.
The ACORN - Habitat for Humanity homebuilding partnership provided a nice example of what could be accomplished when taxpayer money, utopian dreams, and unemployed college student volunteers were mashed together.
Sharmuta wondered how it had all gone so wrong, and then remembered.
# 342 Charles
"Anyone who doesn't turn their house at a 90 degree angle is disgusting."
Kitty thought bubble...
"Oh come on, they've hired Ingmar Bergman?? Its just a freakin' Krazy Glue commercial. I'm outta here."
Stoopid Goggie keeps falling to ceiling.
Man, Sharmuta has an Internet-wide reputation for kissing Chuckle's ass, doesnt he/she/it?
Next, on Charmed....
as Sabrina cast her spell, the cat noted - perception is reality
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