Monday, October 26, 2009

Hippy Chick

Brender


1. The gravitational field of M'Chel's hips holds the hoop in place with no need for gyration.

2. Pointlessly spinning around an Obama. Metaphor for the Press Corps, anyone?

3. Hoop by Wham-O. Sneakers by Lanvin. Studded Leather Bondage belt by Barney Frank.

4. Rosie O'Donnell's toe-rings have all kinds of additional uses.

5. Scenes like this make me long for the quiet dignity of Dick Cheney shooting people.

Wicked Best of prince of leaves
(ORA) Apophis smiled, pleased that his wayward J'affa warrior had fallen for the disguised ring transporter and would soon be back in his clutches.

Best of curly
Even the First Lady finds it impossible to don the halo of the Anointed One.

Best of Van Helsing
The Bride of Obama's posterior serves as a life-size model of the planet Saturn.

Best of Unscrupulous
Michelle demonstrates the latest "Ova-ring" birth control device which helps keep the young-uns from getting pregnant. "Of course, it helps if you look like me", she says.

Best of Matt the K
A slackjawed Mrs. O awaits instruction from The Floating Hoop of Ass Control.

Best of Jay Guevara
We owe all others primates an abject apology.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Lessee, A lot of frantic action... focus on spin control... results in only going in circles... Yep. We're at the Whitehouse."

Abbreviated Best of Rodney Dill
Let those who denigrate,
Socialism -- aight,
kiss my derriere,
the Green Slattern's blight."

Best of Rodney Dill
"No, but it does make the hoop look smaller."

Best of Matt the K
Rob Halford called. He wants his belt back. And his capris.

Best of Adriane
Now, now, now, let's not get so judgmental here! Maybe ... maybe the hula-hoop enjoyed it...

34 comments:

HLam said...

"If I swivel my hips like this I'll be able to tilt the globe off it's gyrational axis and cause REAL Global Cooling. That'll teach Fox to f*ck with the Obama's."

curly said...

Even the First Lady finds it impossible to don the halo of the Anointed One.

Van Helsing said...

The Bride of Obama's posterior serves as a life-size model of the planet Saturn.

Silhouette said...

Cheating off Van Halsing's:

No, No, No. There are no rings around Uranus.

Unscrupulous said...

Michelle demonstrates the latest "Ova-ring" birth control device which helps keep the young-uns from getting pregnant. "Of course, it helps if you look like me", she says.

Anonymous said...

http://www.redcounty.com/userfiles/image/robert%20gibbs.jpg

There are numerous Klingons, however.

molson said...

Well that ought to explain all the earthquakes Indonesia has been having lately.

duke of red said...

Michelle ALWAYS wins at hula-hoops. She credits her rythmic ability. Everyone else credits them big @$$ hips.

Jay Guevara said...

"In an unrelated story, CalTech seismographs began oscillating uncontrollably this afternoon. Let's cut to our correspondent in Pasadena, California for a report..."

racerboy said...

All the quiet dignity of Mrs. Feinberg's Special Needs Class visit to the zoo...

...and about as much coordination.

Passionate Conservative said...

The retarded Klingon swings her Bat'leth poorly.

Passionate Conservative said...

"Let the Wookiee win!"

Matt the K said...

A slackjawed Mrs. O awaits instruction from The Floating Hoop of Ass Control.

prince of leaves said...

Michelle's braggadocio bubble: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Won't see no pearl-necklace Barbara Bush doing this!"

trollcrusher said...

The hovering fluorescent green ring was a harbinger of M'chell 0bammy's estimated waistline girth by the end of 0bama's term in office.

prince of leaves said...

When the entourage's doctor later asked if she'd put her hip out, Michelle scowled and hissed: "No, they ALWAYS stick out like this!"

And then had the Secret Service "disappear" him.

prince of leaves said...

(ORA) Apophis smiled, pleased that his wayward J'affa warrior had fallen for the disguised ring transporter and would soon be back in his clutches.

Jay Guevara said...

We owe all others primates an abject apology.

Jay Guevara said...

In Chicago, that's easily worth $300,000 a year.

trollcrusher said...
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trollcrusher said...

"Wondertwin Powers ... form of an oversized IUD ring!" M'chell proclaimed as she transmorgified into the large contraceptive device before shocked onlookers gathered on the White House front lawn.

Rodney Dill said...

"Lessee, A lot of frantic action... focus on spin control... results in only going in circles... Yep. We're at the Whitehouse."

Rodney Dill said...

"I just put on the ring and say --

No bright ideas,
for blackest knight,
all evil will exude delight.


Let those who denigrate,
Socialism -- aight,
kiss my derriere,
the Green Slattern's blight.
"

Rodney Dill said...

"No, but it does make the hoop look smaller."

Rodney Dill said...

DRUDGEBREAKING: Michelle Obama neglects to invite male Whitehouse staffers to hula-hoop with her... SEXIST!!! Developing...

GregMan said...

"Does this ring make my ass look big?", asked M'chelle. Then she realized that even the rings of Saturn would make her ass look big.

GregMan said...

With one particularly wide hip swing, M'chelle took out the crowd, her Secret Service detal, and the east facade of the White House.

GregMan said...

"This am the first time I can be's proud of my hips!"

ATDHE

blue said...

I gots to exercise to make my fat ass skinny like Pelosi's - I saw Barack looking as she walked by.....

Matt the K said...

Rob Halford called. He wants his belt back. And his capris.

Adriane said...

Now, now, now, let's not get so judgmental here! Maybe ... maybe the hula-hoop enjoyed it...

dadoctah said...

This is what it actually took to get NBC to realize that "Jay at Ten" was a bad idea.

Rodney Dill said...

Michelle Obama -- ready to open up some hoop-ass on the conservatives

HLam said...

Freakin' hell...I meant "Global Warming" above.