1. "Gosh, I 've never seen anything like that before."
2. "Guys, I found my strap-on!"
3. And then, Hillary knew exactly what to get M'Chel for Christmas.
4. Once Hillary saw that the OS for Russia's new ballistic missile system was "Microsoft Crap," she figured it was safe to dismantle all missile defenses.
5. "No, I'm not saying that thing wouldn't fit in Andrew Sullivan's ass, I'm saying the actual object of which that is a scale model might... might ... not fit into Andrew Sullivan's ass."
Wicked Best of mega
"Shouldn't this thing be bent over and pointed at the floor?"
Best of GregMan
That rocket doesn't know it yet, but it's about to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Best of GregMan
Translation of Russian phrase on poster: "Requires two D cells to operate".
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Crap! My hypnotherapist assured me the headaches wouldn't return unless something reminded me of that cheating bastard.
Best of Matt the K
Violet Beauregarde Clinton was asked to leave the tour shortly after she chewed off tip of Willy's wonka.
Best of HLam
"Big white thing...Blue Dress...I think I'm having a flashback"
Best of dadoctah
Suddenly, Madame Secretary received telepathic instructions from the mothership.
Best of Silhouette
Hillary worries about selling the peasants on the new D.C. mosque with a minuret taller than the Washington monument.
Best of 5X88
Oh Crap, note to self, pickup D-Batteries for the flight home.
Best of prince of leaves
From force of long habit, Hillary develops a sudden headache at the mere sight of any long, white, cylindrical object.
Best of SamEyeAm
I can't believe I work with such morons. How the hell is an astronaut supposed to fit in there?
Best of Unscrupulous
"It's a good thing they called it the "Sea Launch", cause after last night that thing smells like fish yo!"
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That rocket doesn't know it yet, but it's about to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Not all female cylons were hot and sexy.
Translation of Russian phrase on poster: "Requires two D cells to operate".
Hillary thought bubble: "Big deal, mine's bigger."
"I think I'm ready for the three hour tour."
Crap! My hypnotherapist assured me the headaches wouldn't return unless something reminded me of that cheating bastard.
WordVerify: cletis- hermaphrodites say it's the best of both worlds
"And I for one salute our Space-Schlong overlords".
Violet Beauregarde Clinton was asked to leave the tour shortly after she chewed off tip of Willy's wonka.
Yeah buddy! Put a rocket in my socket!
'scuse me while I whip this...er...into my purse for later.
"Big white thing...Blue Dress...I think I'm having a flashback"
"Where da white rockets at?"
"Oh, it's twue, it's twue what they say..."
2 years later Hillary got on board, and then we had "Amazon Women On the Moon" (or so I am told)
Suddenly, Madame Secretary received telepathic instructions from the mothership.
"Whoa, deja-vu. That looks exactly like the missile technology that we sold to the Chinese."
Hillary worries about selling the peasants on the new D.C. mosque with a minuret taller than the Washington monument.
"Well, I never! Well, OK, maybe just this once..."
WV: "puting" ...as in, puting this somewhere safe, for later...
This next WV writes its own caption: "inmutton"
As in where this model is going next?
Oh Crap, note to self, pickup D-Batteries for the flight home.
I do give Madam Secretary credit for maintaining her dignity when presented with a $10.00 toy from the Red House gift store ...
"Reminds me of the summer of '79, and no time since then."
"Yep, got it in my eye. Your guys likeness of Bill is dead-on."
"Shouldn't this thing be bent over and pointed at the floor?"
From force of long habit, Hillary develops a sudden headache at the mere sight of any long, white, cylindrical object.
Holy cow! The white ones usually aren't that large.
Every time I see a rocket about to go off, I think that if only Mother Rodham have showed me how to give head, that slut Monica would never have entered out lives
I can't believe I work with such morons. How the hell is an astronaut supposed to fit in there?
When Bill said that he had a rocket in his pocket, I thought he meant....
"It's a good thing they called it the "Sea Launch", cause after last night that thing smells like fish yo!"
Hillary experiences her first no-touch orgasm.
wv: trophi
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