Monday, October 19, 2009

Hillary and ... um... the Phallic Thing



1. "Gosh, I 've never seen anything like that before."

2. "Guys, I found my strap-on!"

3. And then, Hillary knew exactly what to get M'Chel for Christmas.

4. Once Hillary saw that the OS for Russia's new ballistic missile system was "Microsoft Crap," she figured it was safe to dismantle all missile defenses.

5. "No, I'm not saying that thing wouldn't fit in Andrew Sullivan's ass, I'm saying the actual object of which that is a scale model might... might ... not fit into Andrew Sullivan's ass."

Wicked Best of mega
"Shouldn't this thing be bent over and pointed at the floor?"

Best of GregMan
That rocket doesn't know it yet, but it's about to boldly go where no man has gone before.

Best of GregMan
Translation of Russian phrase on poster: "Requires two D cells to operate".

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Crap! My hypnotherapist assured me the headaches wouldn't return unless something reminded me of that cheating bastard.

Best of Matt the K
Violet Beauregarde Clinton was asked to leave the tour shortly after she chewed off tip of Willy's wonka.

Best of HLam
"Big white thing...Blue Dress...I think I'm having a flashback"

Best of dadoctah
Suddenly, Madame Secretary received telepathic instructions from the mothership.

Best of Silhouette
Hillary worries about selling the peasants on the new D.C. mosque with a minuret taller than the Washington monument.

Best of 5X88
Oh Crap, note to self, pickup D-Batteries for the flight home.

Best of prince of leaves
From force of long habit, Hillary develops a sudden headache at the mere sight of any long, white, cylindrical object.

Best of SamEyeAm
I can't believe I work with such morons. How the hell is an astronaut supposed to fit in there?

Best of Unscrupulous
"It's a good thing they called it the "Sea Launch", cause after last night that thing smells like fish yo!"

31 comments:

GregMan said...

That rocket doesn't know it yet, but it's about to boldly go where no man has gone before.

GregMan said...

Not all female cylons were hot and sexy.

GregMan said...

Translation of Russian phrase on poster: "Requires two D cells to operate".

GregMan said...

Hillary thought bubble: "Big deal, mine's bigger."

Rodney Dill said...

"I think I'm ready for the three hour tour."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Crap! My hypnotherapist assured me the headaches wouldn't return unless something reminded me of that cheating bastard.

WordVerify: cletis- hermaphrodites say it's the best of both worlds

Matt the K said...

"And I for one salute our Space-Schlong overlords".

Matt the K said...

Violet Beauregarde Clinton was asked to leave the tour shortly after she chewed off tip of Willy's wonka.

molson said...

Yeah buddy! Put a rocket in my socket!

dadoctah said...

'scuse me while I whip this...er...into my purse for later.

HLam said...

"Big white thing...Blue Dress...I think I'm having a flashback"

Jay Guevara said...

"Where da white rockets at?"

Jay Guevara said...

"Oh, it's twue, it's twue what they say..."

metalgarth said...

2 years later Hillary got on board, and then we had "Amazon Women On the Moon" (or so I am told)

dadoctah said...

Suddenly, Madame Secretary received telepathic instructions from the mothership.

Silhouette said...

"Whoa, deja-vu. That looks exactly like the missile technology that we sold to the Chinese."

Silhouette said...

Hillary worries about selling the peasants on the new D.C. mosque with a minuret taller than the Washington monument.

racerboy said...

"Well, I never! Well, OK, maybe just this once..."

WV: "puting" ...as in, puting this somewhere safe, for later...

racerboy said...

This next WV writes its own caption: "inmutton"

As in where this model is going next?

5X88 said...

Oh Crap, note to self, pickup D-Batteries for the flight home.

Adriane said...

I do give Madam Secretary credit for maintaining her dignity when presented with a $10.00 toy from the Red House gift store ...

mega said...

"Reminds me of the summer of '79, and no time since then."

mega said...

"Yep, got it in my eye. Your guys likeness of Bill is dead-on."

mega said...

"Shouldn't this thing be bent over and pointed at the floor?"

prince of leaves said...

From force of long habit, Hillary develops a sudden headache at the mere sight of any long, white, cylindrical object.

molson said...

Holy cow! The white ones usually aren't that large.

blue said...

Every time I see a rocket about to go off, I think that if only Mother Rodham have showed me how to give head, that slut Monica would never have entered out lives

SamEyeAm said...

I can't believe I work with such morons. How the hell is an astronaut supposed to fit in there?

blue said...

When Bill said that he had a rocket in his pocket, I thought he meant....

Unscrupulous said...

"It's a good thing they called it the "Sea Launch", cause after last night that thing smells like fish yo!"

duke of red said...

Hillary experiences her first no-touch orgasm.

wv: trophi