Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Help Me


1. "Me Love You Long Time. $30."

2. "You don't realize, living with Tom and Katie makes Neverland Ranch look like the Brady Bunch. When I turn 6, they're going to sacrifice me to Lord Xenu."

3. "Soylent cupcakes are people!"

4. The terrible truth behind Sara Lee cupcakes: Slave child labor.

5. "Sandra Bullock? Wow! You're much shorter in real life."

Wicked Best of Matt the K
"You like those cupcakes a lot, huh, honey?? Well then, wave 'hello' to your future!!"

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
No, Ms Obama-voter. This cupcake does NOT make up for saddling me with $30,000 of national debt and rising.

Best of Matt the K
These days, street urchins have it so easy.

Best of Matt the K
Roman Polanski sends his sister out to window shop.

Best of Army of Dad
Bitch stole my cupcake!

Best of Mr. Hankey
Julie sees her own youth in the window..and a little girl.

Best of dadoctah
Deb receives the signal to proceed with the holdup from her lookout inside the "bakery".

Best of blue
Hey lady - I've got a cupcake & you don't...nah, nah, nahna.....

Best of mega
ORA "Oh, look at which one of us doesn't have a flashing red dot in our palm...so sad, so sad."

Best of Rodney Dill
"No Cupcakes for you!!!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
PRWeb News Alert - Starbucks is now accepting children in trade for over-priced coffee.

17 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

No, Ms Obama-voter. This cupcake does NOT make up for saddling me with $30,000 of national debt and rising.

Matt the K said...

These days, street urchins have it so easy.

Matt the K said...

Roman Polanski sends his sister out to window shop.

Matt the K said...

"You like those cupcakes a lot, huh, honey?? Well then, wave 'hello' to your future!!"

Army of Dad said...

How much for the girly in the window...

Army of Dad said...

Do you know the muffin man?

Army of Dad said...

Say goodbye to your chocolate frosting!

Army of Dad said...

Bitch stole my cupcake!

Army of Dad said...

All ur cupakes are belong to us!

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie sees her own youth in the window..and a little girl.

dadoctah said...

Deb receives the signal to proceed with the holdup from her lookout inside the "bakery".

blue said...

The children supported ObamaCare since he promised cupcakes instead of vitamins.

blue said...

Hey lady - I've got a cupcake & you don't...nah, nah, nahna.....

mega said...

ORA
"Oh, look at which one of us doesn't have a flashing red dot in our palm...so sad, so sad."

Rodney Dill said...

"No Cupcakes for you!!!"

molson said...

Nonsense. Eating cupcakes doesn't go straight to your ass. It's gotta get through your stomach first silly.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

PRWeb News Alert - Starbucks is now accepting children in trade for over-priced coffee.