Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween, Monors!

Fred Miranda


1. Star Trek XII, featuring Nancy Pelosi as the Borg Queen.

2. "I believe Helen Thomas just said, 'Kobe, I'm open!'"

3. "So, when you bowl a perfect game, a succubus appears and eats your soul? What kind of incentive is that?"

4. "Wow! This must be a pretty chi-chi bowling alley to get Barbra Streisand to sing the National Anthem!"

5. "'He's got the world(clap) in his hands...' C'mon, you guys, what are you, uptight or something?"

Best of prince of leaves
Casper's brother Chester, the Poor Anger Management Ghost.

Best of trollcrusher
Somehow Skeletor just didn't quite live up to his fearsome "The Evil Lord of Destruction" persona following his "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" makeover.

Best of mega
What, did we expect Dede to just go away?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Madonna just isn't newsworthy anymore.

Best of GregMan
Whatever it is, it's a better bowler than President Soetero.

Best of molson
Well whatever the heck it is, it certainly dresses better than a First lady I know.

23 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"This is what I look like without the Botox injections and fetal stem cell baths modern medical care provides! Is this what you want!?!?!" With support for her 1900-page bill slipping, Nancy Pelosi results to scare tactics.

prince of leaves said...

Casper's brother Chester, the Poor Anger Management Ghost.

prince of leaves said...

Wait...which Olsen twin is this?

prince of leaves said...

250 years in the future, Claire Bennett is still immortal, and still cheerleading.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Leroy suddenly realized he wasn't dreaming and actually was trying out for the biker/nazi fraternity. What to do, what to do? A dance number! That'll buy time! Thawtbubble Think, Man! How does "Beat your feet on the Mississippi mud" go?

WordVerify: propush - what the skank does when your hour's up.

Whacko said...

"What? No, really, did I just fa*t again. Sorry, my bad."

trollcrusher said...
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trollcrusher said...

Somehow the Master of the Universe's Skeletor just didn't quite seem to live up to his fearsome role as "The Evil Lord of Destruction" following his *special* celebrity makeover by the cast of Bravo's "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy".

Double the U said...

weeeeeee...ah..a...I mean Boooooooooo!

Double the U said...

Bowling! The funnest scariest way to spend Holloween!

sonicfrog said...

Oh Please. I can think of something MUCH scarier than this... ready...

Nancy Pelosi..... Naked!!!!!

OK. Can't get the image out of head. Time to go shoot myself.

dadoctah said...

"They told me to kill the lights last night when I left. How was I to know they'd come back seeking vengeance?"

mega said...

What, did we expect Dede to just go away?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Madonna just isn't newsworthy anymore.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

Jeff Dunham just keeps getting better.

Kaptain Krude said...

Mauve? After Labor Day? Are you insane?


wv: icatato - A potato grown in the Arctic.

trollcrusher said...
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trollcrusher said...

V ...

Dooooood.

Ya gotta point out the URL link for the *cough* - "OIL WRESTLING" - *cough* pics that are attached to the 'Happy Halloween, Monors!' Caption This! set.

Folks, semi-NSFW oil wrasslin' chickees at the local *gasp* bowling alley at some undisclosed location with a bunch of lucky douchebags in attendance.

Just click on the underlined "Fred Miranda" text at the upper left of the Caption This! post.

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go whip something out ... ;-P

mega said...

My vision of the DNC Headquarters, November 2010.

GregMan said...

Whatever it is, it's a better bowler than President Soetero.

GregMan said...

"Look! That evil spirit just crapped out a guy in a white sweatshirt!"

molson said...

Well whatever the heck it is, it certainly dresses better than a First lady I know.