1. Star Trek XII, featuring Nancy Pelosi as the Borg Queen.
2. "I believe Helen Thomas just said, 'Kobe, I'm open!'"
3. "So, when you bowl a perfect game, a succubus appears and eats your soul? What kind of incentive is that?"
4. "Wow! This must be a pretty chi-chi bowling alley to get Barbra Streisand to sing the National Anthem!"
5. "'He's got the world(clap) in his hands...' C'mon, you guys, what are you, uptight or something?"
Best of prince of leaves
Casper's brother Chester, the Poor Anger Management Ghost.
Best of trollcrusher
Somehow Skeletor just didn't quite live up to his fearsome "The Evil Lord of Destruction" persona following his "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" makeover.
Best of mega
What, did we expect Dede to just go away?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Madonna just isn't newsworthy anymore.
Best of GregMan
Whatever it is, it's a better bowler than President Soetero.
Best of molson
Well whatever the heck it is, it certainly dresses better than a First lady I know.