Friday, October 23, 2009

Flowers in the Attic, Nerds in the Basement

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1. "I repel your Spell of Enchantment with my +2 Amulet of protection... Aw, screw this, let's just get out the Vaseline and jerk each other off."

2. Gates/Jobs was an even bigger box office disappointment that Frost/Nixon.

3. (1977) "My ultimate dream is to create a technology that will someday enable society's losers to watch porn and post obscene screeds about how terrible America is without ever leaving their parents' basement."

4. "So, I was driving my mom's Vistacruiser, thinking about how heavy and slow and bloated it was, and I came up with an idea..."

5. "And I used my billions to create this perfect half-scale replica of the apartment Laverne and Shirley moved into when they left Milwaukee for LA."

Best of Silhouette
"Listen, I want you to stay put. Stay put! I'm sick and tired of looking for you everywhere, Waldo."

Best of mega
This week on The Office! Bill Gates explains the secrets of Microsofts' success to Jim, who pretends to take notes while wondering how Dwight managed to amputate his leg while he wasn't looking.

Best of Viking04
Live, on the set of 'The Esoteric Star Trek' Toledo Public Access Channel

Best of dub
So in conclusion, Windows 7 is going to be great...and if you dont go buy it, we'll cut off your other leg too.

Best of trollcrusher
After Bill and Steve descended the rabbit hole, drank the "DRINK ME" potion they discovered there (and subsequently shrunk down to a fourth of their original size) ... they happened upon a cake that said "EAT ME". They obligingly did so and soon discovered, much to their chagrin, that they were now both ten feet tall with no way to get out. Urgent phone calls by them to support technicians based out of Southeast Asia, were of no use ... as far as we know, they are still there.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
While you've squandered your life making user-friendly computers, I've bought up 60% of the amazon and malaysian rain forests, a 25% silent ownership in Monsanto and 8 glaciers. Wood, seed, water. Call me crazy, but I'm prepared.

14 comments:

Matt the K said...

Wow. They really DO look like 'Mac' and 'PC'.

HLam said...

"No. If you want to come work for me you'll have to wear shoes."

"Screw you, I'm going out on my own then."

"Ok, screw me, but put shoes on first."

Silhouette said...

"Listen, I want you to stay put. Stay put! I'm sick and tired of looking for you everywhere, Waldo."

mega said...

At 55, Gates felt that he had not lost an ounce of his creative spark. "I've decided to call it ... Windows 7."

mega said...

This week on The Office! Bill Gates explains the secrets of Microsofts' success to Jim, who pretends to take notes while wondering how Dwight managed to amputate his leg while he wasn't looking.

Viking04 said...

Live, on the set of 'The Esoteric Star Trek' Toledo Public Access Channel

dub said...

So in conclusion, Windows 7 is going to be great...and if you dont go buy it, we'll cut off your other leg too.

Rodney Dill said...

"Are those Conquistadors?"
"Yes... they run tight."

molson said...

OK Steve. I envision an internet dedicated to spam, malware, and pr0n and I am going to create the operating system to make it all happen and I'm going to charge top dollar for it. So what do you have?

blue said...

this time you be Wayne & I'll be Grath

trollcrusher said...

After Bill and Steve descended the rabbit hole, drank the "DRINK ME" potion they discovered there (and subsequently shrunk down to a fourth of their original size) ... they happened upon a cake that said "EAT ME". They obligingly did so and soon discovered, much to their chagrin, that they were now both ten feet tall with no way to get out. Urgent phone calls by them to support technicians based out of Southeast Asia, were of no use ... as far as we know, they are still there.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Whispers David Attenborough... "The fingers growing out of Jobs' foot shows what a lifetime of casual Fridays at a keyboard has on human evolution."

-OR-

While you've squandered your life making user-friendly computers, I've bought up 60% of the amazon and malaysian rain forests, a 25% silent ownership in Monsanto and 8 glaciers. Wood, seed, water. Call me crazy, but I'm prepared.

Oiao said...

"I know I'm really rich but I want your opinion. I paid for someone to decorate this place. So, do you think this rug just sucks, or really sucks?'

Avinash said...

nice Articles
--Thanks--
and i agree with Oiao

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