1. When Obama repealed 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell,' Sergeant Ricky celebrated by buying something pretty.
2. Chakotay shows up in the middle of the 'Captain Proton' holodeck program and immediately tries on something pretty.
3. After a hard day of soldiering, nothing's more relaxin than dressing like Tina Turner and lip-synching "What's Love Got to Do with It?"
4. "Young man, you get into that shower immediately! You're not getting mud all over my Donna Karan original!"
5. "Gee, can't a guy bring his girlfriend a nice peignoir without being the target of a bunch of gay jokes! I've had it with you monors. I'm going to the bathhouse... I mean, sports bar."