Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

1. When Obama repealed 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell,' Sergeant Ricky celebrated by buying something pretty.

2. Chakotay shows up in the middle of the 'Captain Proton' holodeck program and immediately tries on something pretty.

3. After a hard day of soldiering, nothing's more relaxin than dressing like Tina Turner and lip-synching "What's Love Got to Do with It?"

4. "Young man, you get into that shower immediately! You're not getting mud all over my Donna Karan original!"

5. "Gee, can't a guy bring his girlfriend a nice peignoir without being the target of a bunch of gay jokes! I've had it with you monors. I'm going to the bathhouse... I mean, sports bar."

9 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh goodie... My Andrew Sullivan blow up doll arrived... now all I do is put my lips together and blow..."

Matt the K said...

Ok. Yeah, "Acme Homo Kimono". Yeah, really funny ya bastids. Its not even my size.

Army of Dad said...

All presents accounted for.

Army of Dad said...

J. Edgar Hoover's very personal body guard.

Army of Dad said...

There are no atheists in foxholes and no straight soldiers in the Presidio’s bathhouses.

Army of Dad said...

What happened when R. Lee Ermy's characted asked this guy if he was a peter puffer.

molson said...

I know I don't have the tits to fill this out, but what the heck I'm wearing it anyway.

dadoctah said...

"Okay, what smartass selected the uniform of the day?"

blue said...

excuse me while I whip this out