Boots? What boots?
Best of GregMan
Sarah Palin prepares to deploy to Afghanistan.
Best of GregMan
"Boots on the ground" quickly became "Ankles in the air behind my ears" once Muffy enlisted.
Best of Julie the Jarhead
"You dirty rat. You killed my brother."
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If "Commando" was a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.
Best of Nose
wv: gonosoc
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"I knew it was ok to make love to her because I was wearing a gonosoc."
Best of Army of Dad
I, for one, welcome our new Amazon overlords.
Best of blue
excuse me while I whip this out
Best of dadoctah
Now this is a side of Marie Osmond we've never seen....
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Sarah Palin prepares to deploy to Afghanistan.
"Boots on the ground" quickly became "Ankles in the air behind my ears" once Muffy enlisted.
A new recruit for State Department security tries out the new, "Hillary-friendly" outfit.
"You dirty rat. You killed my brother."
(Bad James Cagney impersonation reference.)
wv: comea -- No, you comea.
If "Commando" was a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.
Do you think those hedges need to be trimmed?
wv: gonosoc
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"I knew it was ok to make love to her because I was wearing a gonosoc."
Man, I've gotta say, Raquel Welch has certainly aged gracefully.
I, for one, welcome our new Amazon overlords.
Needs earrings.
Even so, it's a better camo pattern than the Army's ACUs.fect
Later, a six-yr-old boy from Colorado was seen crawling into one of her boobs and floating away.
Camouflage is supposed to break up readily recognized outlines. I see plenty of them. You are a NO GO at this station, BLADERUNNER! (EIB ref, not the movie)
G. I. (Camel) Toe
Due to budget cutbacks in this year's Triathalon, horses have replaced bicycles, and the swimming leg has been replaced with a swimsuit competition.
Bet a lot of nuts have fallen off those tree trunks.
-OR-
Introducing the future Miss Thunder Thighs 2025.
WordVerify: bebrown - new secret salute for white house staffers
"Eh, I don't see nothin'"
Signed, the gay guy.
Ver Word: mitin
excuse me while I whip this out
Now this is a side of Marie Osmond we've never seen....
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