Wednesday, October 21, 2009

'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out

blue

1. A Letterman Intern flashes back to her interview.

2. Letterman reveals his Cylon origins.

3. "Hillary brought it back for me from Russia. You shoulda seen the one she kept for herself."

4. Dan Rather swears to this day that's a real penis.

5. "You may be wondering why the gearshift from a Saab Turbo is stuck in my crotch. Short answer, don't go joyriding with Governor Corzine."

Best of Viking04
Five seconds before they used the microscope lens for the very first time.

Best of trollcrusher
Notice the oh-so-not-very-subtle placement and degree of lean angle of Dave's microphone on the desk. Subliminal phallic suggestion -or - just Dave doing a pseudo trenchcoat perv flash? You be the judge ...

Best of Rodney Dill
If Open Mike Night lasts for four or more hours seek immediate comic relief.

Best of trollcrusher
As the final grains of sand quickly passed through the metaphorical hourglass of David Letterman's television career, Dave decided to go out with a "bang" by propositioning actress Julia Roberts to re-enact San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's bizarre "microphone deepthroat stunt' before an astonished audience of *millions*.

Best of Army of Dad
Dave shows off the newest dance crazy by doing The Clinton.

Best of HLam
Julia laughs as Dave says "Width is more important than length, no?"

Best of Dactyl
Go Go Gadget Boner!!

Best of Mr. Hankey
As Dave loosens his shirt and moistens his nipple in preparation for Samurai suicide - Julia laughs.

Best of Matt the K
I named it 'Lyle'. Now you will luv-it.

Best of paul
Dave's next career - pitching Mr. Microphones on late night infomercials.

22 comments:

metalgarth said...

(for Matt the K)

Yep.... I went to Ball State University. Want to find out why they call it Ball State University?

sonicfrog said...

Well, since everything else is out in the open....

Ver Word: pints

blue said...

why do women always laugh at my green suspenders?

Matt the K said...

Every twenty minutes, Dave must now register his junk with his wife's remote johnson-tracking device.

Viking04 said...

Five seconds before they used the microscope lens for the very first time.

dadoctah said...

"Paul? How about a little appropriate music for this?"

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm sorry Dave... I'm afraid I can't do that..."

Rodney Dill said...

Kenneth... What is the frequency!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Why does every woman laugh when I do this?" Dave's personal demons have haunted him from childhood.

trollcrusher said...

Notice the oh-so-not-very-subtle placement and degree of lean angle of Dave's microphone on the desk. Subliminal phallic suggestion -or - just Dave doing a pseudo trenchcoat perv flash? You be the judge ...

Rodney Dill said...

Industrial Strength Strap-on

Rodney Dill said...

If Open Mike Night lasts for four or more hours seek immediate comic relief.

trollcrusher said...
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trollcrusher said...

As the final grains of sand quickly passed through the metaphorical hourglass of David Letterman's television career, Dave decided to go out with a "bang" by propositioning actress Julia Roberts to re-enact San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's bizarre "microphone deepthroat stunt' before an astonished audience of *millions*.

Army of Dad said...

Dave shows off the newest dance crazy by doing The Clinton.

HLam said...

Julia laughs as Dave says "Width is more important than length, no?"

Dactyl said...

Go Go Gadget Boner!!

(ora?)

Mr. Hankey said...

As Dave loosens his shirt and moistens his nipple in preparation for Samurai suicide - Julia laughs.

Mr. Hankey said...

Dave offers $50 bucks to the Pretty Woman to play the Internship Game with him.

Matt the K said...

I named it 'Lyle'. Now you will luv-it.

paul said...

Dave's next career - pitching Mr. Microphones on late night infomercials.

dadoctah said...

I have newfound respect for Stephanie Birkitt.