1. A Letterman Intern flashes back to her interview.
2. Letterman reveals his Cylon origins.
3. "Hillary brought it back for me from Russia. You shoulda seen the one she kept for herself."
4. Dan Rather swears to this day that's a real penis.
5. "You may be wondering why the gearshift from a Saab Turbo is stuck in my crotch. Short answer, don't go joyriding with Governor Corzine."
Best of Viking04
Five seconds before they used the microscope lens for the very first time.
Best of trollcrusher
Notice the oh-so-not-very-subtle placement and degree of lean angle of Dave's microphone on the desk. Subliminal phallic suggestion -or - just Dave doing a pseudo trenchcoat perv flash? You be the judge ...
Best of Rodney Dill
If Open Mike Night lasts for four or more hours seek immediate comic relief.
Best of trollcrusher
As the final grains of sand quickly passed through the metaphorical hourglass of David Letterman's television career, Dave decided to go out with a "bang" by propositioning actress Julia Roberts to re-enact San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's bizarre "microphone deepthroat stunt' before an astonished audience of *millions*.
Best of Army of Dad
Dave shows off the newest dance crazy by doing The Clinton.
Best of HLam
Julia laughs as Dave says "Width is more important than length, no?"
Best of Dactyl
Go Go Gadget Boner!!
Best of Mr. Hankey
As Dave loosens his shirt and moistens his nipple in preparation for Samurai suicide - Julia laughs.
Best of Matt the K
I named it 'Lyle'. Now you will luv-it.
Best of paul
Dave's next career - pitching Mr. Microphones on late night infomercials.
22 comments:
(for Matt the K)
Yep.... I went to Ball State University. Want to find out why they call it Ball State University?
Well, since everything else is out in the open....
Ver Word: pints
why do women always laugh at my green suspenders?
Every twenty minutes, Dave must now register his junk with his wife's remote johnson-tracking device.
Five seconds before they used the microscope lens for the very first time.
"Paul? How about a little appropriate music for this?"
"I'm sorry Dave... I'm afraid I can't do that..."
Kenneth... What is the frequency!
"Why does every woman laugh when I do this?" Dave's personal demons have haunted him from childhood.
Notice the oh-so-not-very-subtle placement and degree of lean angle of Dave's microphone on the desk. Subliminal phallic suggestion -or - just Dave doing a pseudo trenchcoat perv flash? You be the judge ...
Industrial Strength Strap-on
If Open Mike Night lasts for four or more hours seek immediate comic relief.
As the final grains of sand quickly passed through the metaphorical hourglass of David Letterman's television career, Dave decided to go out with a "bang" by propositioning actress Julia Roberts to re-enact San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's bizarre "microphone deepthroat stunt' before an astonished audience of *millions*.
Dave shows off the newest dance crazy by doing The Clinton.
Julia laughs as Dave says "Width is more important than length, no?"
Go Go Gadget Boner!!
(ora?)
As Dave loosens his shirt and moistens his nipple in preparation for Samurai suicide - Julia laughs.
Dave offers $50 bucks to the Pretty Woman to play the Internship Game with him.
I named it 'Lyle'. Now you will luv-it.
Dave's next career - pitching Mr. Microphones on late night infomercials.
I have newfound respect for Stephanie Birkitt.
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